The funniest joke you have ever heard.

The funniest joke you have ever heard.

After laughing for ten years, sometimes telling serious jokes is not funny, but a joke can make you laugh for a long time. Have you ever had such an experience? Below, I CJ compiled the funniest super hilarious jokes you have ever heard, I hope you will like them! Welcome to refer to.

Joke 1

1, my buddy has a female best friend and has never had a boyfriend.

She secretly told me that she was infertile and didn't want to hurt others.

She and I were drunk the day I was lovelorn, and we stayed in a hotel for one night.

Now, looking at the son of the full moon, I can't help but say to him? Your mother is a liar! ?

2. Yesterday after work, I saw a girl in the company, and her bag was almost dropped.

I'll catch up and remind her: your bag is going to drop! ?

Sister looked frightened, quickly put her hand over her chest, blushed and said, how do you know?

Looking at my sister's distant figure, I was at a loss for a long time.

My roommate found a magpie flying to our dormitory this morning and said? Magpie came to our dormitory, which is a happy event. ?

As a result, in the afternoon, his girlfriend called him and said she was pregnant.

Now he scratches his head, sighs and smokes.

I just went to the drugstore to buy something, and a man stood in front of me and bought a condom.

The clerk asked him if he needed a black paper bag.

He actually said:? No, she's not that ugly, okay?

Ha ha ha ha, I laughed till now.

A friend's girlfriend was pregnant the other day and asked me for money. I told him: I dreamed that a child begged me to save him at night. I didn't understand it then, but I understand it now.

I always advised him not to hurt the child. It's true that Fengzi got married and gave birth to a big fat boy nine months later. My family thanked me gratefully. . .

TM, can I say that I have no money to make up for it? . .

Joke 2

1, my best friend changed clothes in my room without closing the curtains. I reminded her, and she said, this is your room, and others will only think it's you when they see it!

My sister-in-law was lovelorn and moved to our house from her boyfriend's house for a few days. My wife always pays attention to me and is afraid that I have an intention to my sister-in-law. . .

My sister-in-law went in after going to the toilet, and my wife said I wanted to peek at her going to the toilet. I accidentally took the wrong sister-in-law's cup to drink, and my wife said I wanted to kiss indirectly;

Go to the balcony to collect clothes. My wife said I peeked at my sister-in-law to dry her underwear. . . I have to say that a woman's sixth sense is really accurate! . . .

3. I:? Beauty, my mobile phone is dead. Can I borrow your mobile phone?

Beauty:? This is the old routine. Do you want to send yourself a message?

Me:

Beauty:? Do you want my number?

Me:

Beauty:? And chase me?

Me:

Beauty:? Finally want to sleep with me?

Me:? This is really not! ?

Beauty:? Then why should I lend it to you? ?

4. Yesterday, after karaoke, a beautiful girl asked me. Do you know which line of the two butterflies is the most classic?

I don't know, she said? Go through the jungle to see the stream? ....

5. I dreamed that I became a cucumber, and a beautiful woman said to me coquettishly. Want to enter my body?

I said yes excitedly, and she ate me.

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