What is the first cup of milk tea in autumn?

This is the first time to drink the first cup of milk tea in the autumn season. Because it is the first time, it will be unforgettable and the meaning will be special. Of course, you can also learn some funny jokes to make your girlfriend happy when you drink milk tea with her. Here are some funny jokes: Web link

1. Embarrassing classic funny jokes, fathers teach their children: Once, a tortoise and a hare were racing, but the hare was too proud and was overtaken by the tortoise. It chased it desperately, but ended up hitting a tree and died. It happened that a farmer passed by, picked up the rabbit and took it home to cook and eat. From then on, he stayed here all day without working. The crops were much shorter, and then he raised them one by one. This is the race between the tortoise and the hare, waiting for the hare and pushing back the growth.

2. Tiantianyixiaoxiao.com (search Tiantianyixiaoxiao.com to see more funny jokes). My eldest nephew has been in frequent contact with me recently. I did some calculations. The first time he reported good news was after checking the college entrance examination results. When I was happy, I was rewarded with a red envelope. The second time I announced the good news, the score line came out. He told me that I exceeded the score line by 30 points. The third good news was that I received the electronic admission notice from the teacher! A real big red admission notice was sent early this morning... I looked through the chat history and found that his average sentence is worth more than 60 yuan...

3. Funny talents are funny and cold. It’s a joke. The manager of a computer distribution company came to the talent exchange center. The staff asked him what kind of talents he wanted to recruit. The manager said: he hopes to work as hard as a CPU, preferably overclocking; as smart and smart as a mouse; as a keyboard That's the moment; treat customers as meticulously as a monitor; treat work as meticulously as a printer; treat the company boss as conscientiously as a motherboard. What about his salary? It's best to be as tireless as a computer without any reward.

4. The netizen ran out of phone bills, so he went to the bank to withdraw money and pay. After adding the order, he sent it to the counter. The lady at the counter glanced at it, stepped back, and said: Write down the password! The netizen glanced at the order, silently recited the password in his mind, wrote the ********** symbol on the order, and sent it to the counter. After a while, it was returned. In the blank space at the beginning of the order was written: The connection cannot be established, please check the user name or password and try again.

5. I told my dad that I didn’t want to go to work, I was so tired! He said, if you don’t work, where will the money come from? What do young people mean if they don’t work? I said my mother didn’t work when she was young, and she never said she couldn’t continue? My dad said that she was pampered and loved by others. Do you have that? Um...

6. The son asked his father, "Dad, I heard a burst of firecrackers early in the morning. What were they doing?" Dad: "Someone is getting married down the mountain." Son: "Why do we set off firecrackers when we get married?" "Dad: "It must be to embolden myself."

7. When the fat mother applied for the membership card, she said: I am now 29 years and a few months... The staff looked at it and looked suspicious. Said: How many months has it been? The fat mother struggled for a long time and said: 066 months... When I first fell in love, I went shopping with my partner and saw a couple making love to each other. They were holding fried chicken legs. You feed me and I feed you. That’s it. Just one bottle of beer can make you fly to heaven, I'm so envious. I pushed the subject and licked my lips to show him his performance. The subject slapped his head and said, "I'm a donkey, just wait." After 15 minutes, he held two A family bucket appeared...

8. I was queuing up at the supermarket to check out, and a girl in front of me was one dollar short of buying sanitary napkins. It was very embarrassing. I searched for a long time but couldn't find the money, so I helped her. She paid. When we walked out of the supermarket, she wanted to invite me to dinner. I declined repeatedly and said: I always give without expecting anything in return. It is fate that we met today. Let's have dinner together next week.