At least 10 humorous jokes.

1. Firefly was detained for hooliganism. Fireflies refused to accept: Who discharged? Who streaked? Who has an exhibitionist? I'm not allowed to order the toilet when it's dark? 2.MM looked for Tsinghua and got lost. Fortunately, I met a gentle professor with some thick books in his arms. Excuse me, how can I get to Tsinghua University? The professor pondered for a while and said earnestly, "Study, you can only go to Tsinghua if you continue to study hard." One night, a naked man called a taxi, and the female driver stared at him. The naked man was furious and shouted: You have never seen a naked man! The female driver was also furious: I see where the fuck you lost! 4. A student in Tsinghua squats in a corner of the zoo with a broken bottle every day to watch bears. His mother went to the hospital to ask if there was anything wrong with the child's nerves. The doctor said that judging whether he is sick or not should start with knowing him. So the doctor took a bottle to see the bear every day, and the two of them squatted for a month without saying a word. Finally, one day, he said, "Excuse me, are you, are you going to throw sulfuric acid at the bear?" 5. A patient was lying in bed singing and began to sing face up. After a while, he sang on his back. The dean was puzzled and asked why. He replied: silly, it was side A just now, and now it is side B! 6. The only girl in the department came to watch the basketball game. Suddenly, the MM skirt was blown by the strong wind, and the foreign boy shouted, "God, spring is missing!" " "The boy in the department said with a calm face," Please, this is dirty clothes! "7. I have told you more than once not to work so hard and pay attention to your health, but you always said meaningfully: What shall I eat if I don't roll more dung balls in hot winter? ! 8. Boys are not allowed to go to the girls' building. They must register to enter the building, and they must leave before 8 o'clock in the evening, otherwise ... at 8 o'clock, the aunt of the building shouted, "Girls, see the guests off!" " The faces of boys and girls are called a red one. 9. A group of thieves robbed a bank and were photographed. The thief said: Brother, our movie dream has finally come true! The boss angrily said, idiot! Why don't you use your brain? Put on the mask, who knows which wrist we are. 10. The atmosphere of a school is open, and men and women often kiss on the school playground, so the school has a meeting to stop kissing. A class teacher returned to the teacher and said to the students, "After research, the principal and I decided not to kiss on the playground." There was a burst of laughter at the bottom ... the teacher realized that he was wrong. He added: "The headmaster and I decided not to kiss under our noses." There was laughter at the bottom. ...