What are the cold jokes in Tang Tang Laughter Workshop?

1. My sister is younger than me 1 1 year.

My sister is younger than me 1 1 year. When she was eight years old, she played with one of her little friends (a little girl of the same age) in my house. At that time, the little girl was playing in bed with her hips out. My sister was skinny and rushed to throw her little friend on the bed. The little girl got up, which made her very angry! Yelling at my sister: "You are crazy! You don't know that you will be pregnant! " Then slam the door angrily and leave! Leaving my sister at a loss. I was shocked at the door of the room! Why do you never embarrass me?

2. I broke up with the dormitory today.

Today, I broke up with my dormitory .......................................................................................................................................................................

She asked for a day off to see me today. Idiot roommate planted a strawberry on my neck while I was sleeping!

3, you continue, pay attention to your health.

When I was a sophomore, I went to my seniors to buy textbooks (old books are much cheaper than those bought at school).

Just knock and ask. I saw a door open a little and someone was watching a movie, so I went in.

As a result, the two guys watched a love action movie, and everyone froze at that time. I said, you go and take care of yourself.

4. At lunch.

At lunch, my aunt was there and we were chatting. Suddenly menstruation said he had no money to spend on the ring. I said, stop selling. Don't sell it no matter how bitter it is, the more you sell, the poorer you get. My mother said, that's not necessarily. Aren't those bitches getting fatter? I'm speechless ... this is a truth. ...

5. My deskmate turned away.

I am a man! When I was in senior three, my deskmate turned away! So I always had my own desk, and then a transfer student came, one meter eight, one hundred and eighty! A little beard, dark! Imagine for yourself! Always pinch my thigh and my arm in class! Stare at me from time to time! He looked at me when I was in class! Concern for me! Keep hugging me! Give me a kiss! He also told me that I met a man outside at night and asked him if he liked him. What is this rhythm! After a few days at the same table, I ran to the last row with the table in my arms! They all avoided him. Now think about it, did I run away?

At noon, the school selected someone to do aerobics and asked me to go.

At noon, the school selected someone to do aerobics and asked me to find my boyfriend. When he found out, he looked at me. He said it was ridiculous to recruit any body shape ... and then just now, a particularly thin girl passed by and I said, wow, her legs are so thin.

Boyfriend said she was thin but had an ugly face. At least you still have a face value. I was just about to have fun. He said, but I like thick and long white legs. You're half of it. I responded. He said my legs were thick, and I was about to stare at him.

He also said that you are not satisfied with half! ! Anyway, I went to find a knife. ....

7. The right hand holds the left hand. .....

I woke up in the middle of the night and found myself holding hands. Pinched, no feeling, lying in a trough, obviously sleeping alone! ! ! I am awake in an instant! ! It turns out that the left hand is numb and the right hand holds the left hand. ......

8. I want to be quiet …

I thought a sister paper came to the internet cafe in the middle of the night and asked her if she couldn't sleep. Don't want to sleep, surf the internet? Don't want to play! Then I actually took off my clothes and let her sleep in the internet cafe all night … Stop it … I want to be quiet …

Don't send it, don't send it …

My friend's mother forgot her key when she went out on the sixth floor. She can't call the stew on the stove 1 19. When the fireman came, she used a rope to enter the balcony from the roof and opened the door. My aunt was so grateful that she kept saying thank you and sent it out. At the climax, a gust of wind blew and the door closed again. The fireman climbed onto the roof again ... after opening the door,

Firefighters have been saying: don't send, don't send. ...

10, I will never forget that girl's bitter eyes.

Once, I went back to school by bus, and a beautiful girl sat next to me. I couldn't help turning my head to look into her eyes. Yes, that's right. I suddenly sneezed and threw up in that girl's face. I will never forget that girl's bitter eyes.