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Joke short sentences tease husband (28 sentences)

1. If I leave in autumn, I will love you in the snow. If the world disappears, I will love you in heaven. ...

I am the salt in your dish. Without me, everything has lost its flavor. I am your winter.

I proposed to my tongue, and my tongue replied carefully: Your mouth is too powerful. See you tongue-tied, unable to communicate.

If there is an afterlife, let's be a pair of little prairie dogs.

5. Dear, I miss you so much! I really want to kiss you, bite you and eat you. Come on! Into my arms, so comfortable.

6. I hope we can understand and tolerate each other, and I hope I can be your lifelong companion!

7. Rule 1: A wife is always right. Article 2: If the wife is wrong, please refer to Article 1.

8. I think the most powerful person in the world is to sleep when it is time to sleep, get up when it is time to get up, and do homework when it is time to do homework.

9. Life is like making a phone call. Either you hang up first, or I hang up first!

10, if you are a lovely red apple, I would like to be a slacker and chew you!

1 1. When you are sick, I feel that the world is lifeless. Get better quickly!

12, there are two things in the world that can lie on the glass, one is the gecko and the other is the class teacher.

13, come on! In this confession of lovesickness, I am your prisoner, and I am willing to wait for you all my life.

14, don't challenge the technology of high cough with the speed of playing video.

15, oh, it seems like a great pleasure to see you scold me! If you want to enjoy this feeling every day, marry me!

16, nose to face, unexpectedly face strongly opposed, only one reason: I want the tragedy of black and blue to happen to me.

17, shy, always afraid to confess to you. Today, I finally got up the courage: When will you invite me to dinner?

18. I live on the tenth floor. The elevator is broken. It has been under maintenance for two days. Too lazy to go downstairs on weekends, I ordered KFC takeout.

19, you missed my lovely, kind, gentle, beautiful, sexy and smart girlfriend. If I were you, I would choose to commit suicide.

20. I will have the worst grades with the principals soon. I'm a little embarrassed to think about it.

2 1, my wife sent me a text message on the way to the class reunion: "Husband, it's so boring, please call me and tell me to go home."

22. The reason why you are not hacked is because you can see how miserable you are when you are lost, and then you will be full of energy in an instant.

Honey, my heart really hurts when you catch a cold. You should get better soon.

24, appearance is not important, love looks at feelings, but people have no feelings for ugliness.

I was so happy to see you just now. Guess your heart left and right. An unchanging heart will accompany you to watch the stars.

26. My love opens for you, like white lightning breaking the sky; My love runs for you, like red blood filling my body.

27. The only obstacle that prevents me from kissing you now is this glass on your mobile phone.

28. You are the most beautiful in my eyes, and every smile makes me intoxicated. You are the most beautiful in my heart, and only people who love each other can understand you.