Military training funny copy

Although military training is hard, we should make fun of it. The following humorous military training copy will make your military training circle of friends like a lot!

1, during military training, everyone got a tan. Strangely, there were some mosquitoes in the dormitory before military training. When the mosquitoes disappeared during military training, everyone was puzzled. A guy in the dormitory suddenly said, "The military training is so dark that mosquitoes can't see us!" " May freshmen work hard, and persistence is victory!

2. During a military training, I was exposed to the sun for several hours, and some students even suffered from heatstroke. One of my classmates said to the instructor intermittently, "I have heatstroke and want to go home." The instructor said, "Well, go to the class teacher and sign your name. See you next year! " "My classmate suddenly felt better after listening and said," No, nothing. It's been several days. I insist. I really want to see more of your coach. "After listening to laughter, I wish the students relaxed military training, constant laughter and good health!

3. I remember that freshmen were all white-faced scholars "Erkang" before military training, but they all became "Bao Zheng" after military training. In retrospect, the sweat when practicing synchronous synchronization on the playground, the military posture under the scorching sun, and the loud slogan on the parade ground are really love and hate, and bitterness and joy coexist. In the new school year, freshmen come again, looking at energetic faces. I sincerely hope that they can pass this test perfectly. Come on, boys and girls!

4, practice standing posture, medical hunchback. Go ahead and the doctor will turn right. Singing military songs, the doctor is out of tune. Practice hard and cure insomnia. Military training is really good, and all diseases are cured.