Do you have a sense of humor?

Dialogue between father and son

The father and son passed by the entrance of the five-star hotel and saw a very luxurious imported car.

The son said to his father disdainfully: "People who ride in such a car must have no knowledge in their stomachs!"

The father replied lightly: People who say such things , there must be no money in your pocket.

(Note: Do your views on things also reflect your true inner attitude?)

2. No swearing

After dinner, my mother Washing dishes with his daughter, father and son watching TV in the living room.

Suddenly, there was the sound of breaking plates in the kitchen, and then there was silence.

The son looked at his father and said, "Mom must have broken it."

"How do you know?"

"She didn't curse"

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(Note: We are used to looking at others and ourselves with different standards, so we often blame others for being strict and treat ourselves with lenience.)

3. Dimple Avenue

Two Taiwanese tour groups traveled to Japan's Izu Peninsula. The road conditions were very bad and there were potholes everywhere.

One of the tour guides apologized profusely and said the road was pockmarked.

But another tour guide said to the tourists poetically: "Gentlemen, the road we are taking now is the famous Izu Charming Dimple Avenue."

( Note: Although the situation is the same, different thoughts will produce different attitudes. What a wonderful thing it is, how you think about it is up to you)

4. Clown's Will

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They are also students in the third grade of elementary school. They said in their composition that their future ambition is to be a clown.

Chinese teachers denounce him as: "If you have no ambition, you cannot teach a child!"

Foreign teachers will say: "May you bring laughter to the whole world!"

(Note: As elders, we are not only prone to more demands than encouragement, but also narrowly define the definition of success.)

5. Tried and true

One Obasan saw two identical bracelets in a jewelry store. One was priced at five hundred and fifty yuan, but the other was only priced at two hundred and fifty yuan.

She was secretly happy, immediately bought a bracelet worth 250 yuan, and walked out of the store triumphantly.

Before leaving the house, I heard the clerk inside quietly say to another clerk: "Look, this trick has been tried and tested time and time again."

(Note: Testing is like bait and can be easily done. It makes many people reveal their greedy nature, but that is often the beginning of being deceived)

6. Owe twenty yuan

Beggar: "Can you give me a hundred yuan?" ?”

Passerby: “I only have eighty yuan”

Beggar: “Then you owe me twenty yuan”

(Note) : Some people always think that God owes them, and they always feel that God does not give enough or good enough, and greed has long replaced gratitude)

7. Walk slowly

<. p>In the Louvre Museum in Paris, a lady said impatiently to her husband: "I asked you why you walk so slowly. It turns out that you always stop and look at these things."

（ Note: Some people only know how to run wildly on the road of life, but lose the opportunity to see the beautiful flowers on both sides)

8. Cooking and driving

My wife is cooking in the kitchen. Her husband kept nagging beside her: "Slow down. Be careful! The fire is too big. Turn the fish over quickly. Shovel it up quickly, there is too much oil! Level the tofu. Oops, the pot is crooked! "

"Please shut up!" the wife blurted out, "I know how to cook."

"Of course you do, madam," the husband replied calmly: "I just want to make it. You know how I feel when you are chattering next to me while I am driving."

(Note: It is not difficult to learn to be considerate of others, as long as you are willing to seriously look at the problem from the other person's perspective and standpoint. .

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9. First place

At the graduation ceremony, the principal announced that the first-place student in the grade would come to the stage to receive the award. However, after being called several times in a row, the student was slow to Walk slowly onto the stage.

Later, the teacher asked the student: "What's wrong? Are you sick? Or did you not hear clearly?"

The student replied: "No, I am afraid of other students. I didn’t hear clearly.”

(Note: How many people are bound by fame and fortune? How many people are obsessed with it? We are taught to strive for success and to stand out, but those who strive to stand out are only a few people who remain silent. After all, the public is still in the majority. Think about it, isn’t it exciting that there are so many people like you and me? )

10. Good reason

A bus full of passengers was moving quickly along the downhill road, and a person was chasing the car closely from behind.

A passenger stuck his head out of the car window and said to the person chasing the car: "Dude! Forget it, you can't catch it!"

"I have to catch it," The man gasped and said: "I am the driver of this car"

(Note: Some people must work very hard, because if they don't, the consequences will be very tragic! However, it is also because they must work hard with all their strength. If you go, your latent instincts and unknown traits will finally be fully revealed)

11. That’s it.

A: “The new neighbor is so disgusting, last night. They came and banged on my door in the middle of the night."

B: "It's really disgusting! Did you call the police immediately?" "No, I thought they were crazy and continued to brag about me. "Little trumpet."

(Note: Everything happens for a reason. If you can see your fault first, the answer will be different. When you face conflicts and disputes, first think about whether If you are at a loss, you may be able to let it go soon)

12. Misunderstanding

One day, Zhang San was driving on a mountain road.

While he was enjoying the beautiful scenery leisurely, a truck suddenly drove towards him, and the driver, who was full of black teeth, rolled down the window and shouted at him: "Pig".

The more Zhang San thought about it, the more puzzled and angry he became, so he rolled down the window and turned around and yelled: "You are a pig!"

As soon as he finished cursing, he He ran into a group of pigs crossing the road.

(Note: Don’t misinterpret other people’s good intentions, which will only make you suffer and humiliate others. Before you understand the reason, learn to suppress your emotions and observe patiently to avoid regrets afterwards.)

13. Young people are scary

The little boy asked his father: "Does a father always know more than a son?"

The father replied: "Of course. La!"

The little boy asked: "Who invented the electric light?"

Dad: "It was Edison."

The little boy asked again: "Then. Why didn’t Edison’s father invent the electric light?”

(Note: It’s strange that people who like to rely on their elders are particularly prone to falling into trouble. Authority is often just an empty shell that cannot stand the test, especially in today’s diverse world. An open era. )

14. Don’t be nervous

Xiao Ming accidentally swallowed a small piece of soap while taking a bath, and his mother panicked and called the family doctor for help.

The doctor said: "I still have a few patients here, and it may take half an hour to get there."

Xiao Ming's mother said: "Before you come, I should do What?”

The doctor said: “Give Xiao Ming a glass of boiled water, and then jump hard, and you can let Xiao Ming blow bubbles with his mouth to kill time.”

(Note) : Relax, why should life be too stressful? Since things have already happened, why not face it calmly and calmly. Worrying is worse than being happy. )

15. Key

A large solid lock was hung on the door, and an iron rod couldn't pry it open despite a lot of effort.

When the key came, his thin body got into the keyhole, and with just a slight turn, the big lock opened with a "snap".

The iron rod asked strangely: "Why can't I open it with so much effort, but you opened it easily?"

The key said: "Because I know his heart best.”

(Note: Everyone’s heart is like a locked door, no matter how thick the iron rod is, you can’t pry it open. Only caring can open oneself. Become a delicate key, enter the hearts of others, and understand others)