10 April Fool's joke

Introduction: April Fool's Day has passed for so many years, leaving many shocking jokes in the world. Do you know the most classic and unforgettable April Fool's joke in the world? The following is my inventory of 10 April Fool's jokes and the complete works of April Fool's jokes. Interested friends come and have a look.

10 April Fool's joke

1. 199 1 year: Mona Lisa's frown

The Independent reported that an art group discovered an amazing secret when cleaning the famous painting Mona Lisa. After brushing away the dust in the painting, the woman who swept the world with "mysterious smile" frowned.

2. 1992: Partitioning Belgium

On April Fool's Day this year, The Times of London used a big page to report the news that Belgium would split into two. According to the newspaper, the Dutch-speaking part in northern Belgium will be merged into the Netherlands, and the French-speaking part in the south will be merged into France. This report is very serious, and it is accompanied by detailed segmentation maps. It even fooled the then British Foreign Secretary. He also said that he was going to be interviewed on TV to discuss this "important issue".

Nixon is back.

American Public Radio reported that former President Nixon, who stepped down because of Watergate Incident, has announced his comeback for the presidency. The program also broadcast a "Nixon" speech, announced his comeback, and said that "he has never done anything wrong." After the program was broadcast, the audience responded strongly and called the radio station one after another to tell the truth: in fact, Nixon's speech was just a comedian's performance.

4. 1995: The Queen of England has her own uncle.

1 April 9951Sunday, the British Independent reported that a 69-year-old Welsh farmer was the grandfather of Queen Elizabeth II and the illegitimate child of George V. In other words, he had the right to inherit the British throne. This report describes the farmer's life in an orderly way in the name of "The Queen's throne is threatened" and calls him the legal heir to the throne.

5. Color TV

1April Fool's Day in 962, when there was only one TV channel in Sweden, it was black and white. The TV technician said in the news that the color TV has been successfully developed, and users only need to put a pair of nylon stockings on the TV screen.

6. Jupiter discovers life

The Internet, which was still a new media at that time, quickly joined the ranks of producers of April Fool's Day fake news. On April 1 that year, the first news that AOL users saw after logging in was that a government official revealed that life had been found on Jupiter. According to the report, the US government has mastered the evidence of Jupiter's existence, but kept the news secret. The CEO of AOL and a well-known biologist came forward to confirm the reliability of this news. After the news went online, it reached more than 1300, and people called the relevant government departments to inquire about the news.

7. The mysterious island of Saint-Sirleaf

1977 On April Fool's Day, the British newspaper The Guardian published a seven-page supplement, all of which introduced the small island country of Sanskrit in the Indian Ocean. It is said that there are several semicolon-shaped islands there. The article greatly exaggerates the local customs here, introduces its city and capital, and even the name of the president. It is said that the telephone number of the editorial department of the Guardian was blown up by readers on the day the newspaper was published. Everyone wants to know where such a beautiful resort is, but only a few people have noticed it.

8. Free car

Esquire, a famous American men's magazine, introduced readers to a new car company called Freewheels, saying that the company is preparing to promote free cars to the public. The bodies of these cars will be covered with advertisements, and the income of the flywheel will come from these advertisements.

9. "Blue sky" is no longer

The British "Post" published a message saying that the sky is gradually becoming eclipsed, and it is no longer as blue as before. The newspaper said that this conclusion came from a five-year study. According to this study, the blue pigment in the sky decreased from 9.3% in 1996 to 6. 1% in 200 1 year.

10. Pigeon grade

Google has a famous page ranking. On April Fool's Day in 2002, they launched Pigeon Rank, a patented technology that relies on pigeons to rank web pages. Pigeons are well-trained, and they have strong ability to recognize web pages and rank them on the Internet.

April Fool's jokes and jokes

1. Frankly speaking, I like you very much. Your eyes, walking posture, happy expression, coquetry and cuteness, and even the way you sleep fascinate me! But what annoys me most is that you don't catch mice and you keep losing your hair!

2. Your quality is as strong as plum blossom, your personality is as subtle as glacier, you have convincing connotation, and you are cool, so we respectfully call you "Mei Chuan Inner Cool"! Happy April Fool's Day!

If a star falls on your head tonight, please don't worry. This is a gift from my God, and you will live a carefree and happy life from now on, because you are stupid.

If a star falls on your head tonight, please don't worry. This is a gift from my immortal brother. From now on, you will live a carefree and happy life, because you are stupid.

I dreamed of you yesterday. Really, the sky is so quiet, the sun is so bright, and the sea is so boundless. You stand by the blue sea, and I will stab you with a stick. Hey, this little bastard, his shell is quite hard!

6. Killing time with short messages is called letter life, and sending and receiving letters is the climax of letters, and only receiving and not sending letters is the indifference of letters. The wrong object is letter harassment, and the unsuccessful sending and receiving is letter dysfunction!

7. Silly child, silly child, silly brain is really cute. He doesn't want to pick flowers from branches, but he doesn't want to pick fruits from trees either. All the seats I want to enter are full, and the number of people who want to love can't be ranked. Everything is always slow and life is still wonderful. Happy April Fool's Day!

Dear users, according to reliable information from the Meteorological Observatory, if you shake a big tree hard tonight, a lot of dollars and hundred-dollar bills will be thrown at you. New and old customers who want to make a fortune should seize the time and don't miss the opportunity.

9. When you are lonely and bored, you have peace of mind. Only with you can I sleep at night, and only with you can I be happy every day. Wang Cai, after all these years, I will give you a piece of meat and a bone. Happy April Fool's Day!

10, your glass shoes are so beautiful, I want to ask your glass shoes to dance. If you are free, please come along! Let's jump from Valentine's Day to April Fool's Day, shall we? Happy April Fool's Day!

1 1, since ancient times, a mathematical equation is correct (A=B, B=C), so A=C, you = animal, animal = pig, so you = pig!

12, please don't worry if a star falls on your head tonight. This is a gift from my God, and you will live a carefree and happy life from now on, because you are stupid.

Are you full today? Did you sleep well? Will it be cold late at night? I really want to be by your side quietly. I know you never take care of yourself. Whenever I leave, you jump out of the pigsty!

14, beauty belongs to beauty, there are so many beautiful women, you treat beautiful women, you can't get a wife.

15, freeze! Put your hands up, those you know stand on the left, those you don't know stand on the right, and those who want to laugh stand in the middle. Say you! Put down your mobile phone, stand against the wall with your hands on your head, and listen carefully: Happy April Fool's Day!