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1. Don’t complain that your circle of friends are all micro-business people. It means that your friends are very motivated, which is better than all being resentful women. Follow the fly and you will find the toilet, follow the bee and you will find the flower, follow the tens of millions to make millions, follow the beggar and you will beg for food. Live fish swim upstream, while dead fish drift with the current. One day, you will find that micro-business can bring you unexpected gains, either in thought or wealth! If you are still laughing at others doing micro-business now, you will regret it even more in 5 years! Just like at the beginning No one is as optimistic about Jack Ma!
2. I have never understood where the self-esteem of people who want to make money but also want to save face comes from. How much dignity can you maintain with your salary of more than 3,000 yuan a month? I Admit it, I know how to swipe the screen. Even Meng Fei, Lao Guo, and Wu Xin are selling products. What can't you be ashamed of? You are the best when you earn money and spend it yourself. If you can earn money and spend it on others, you will be better. NB! The scariest thing is that people who are better than you work harder than you.
3. Don’t ask me how much you can earn by working as an agent with me. When you ask this question, your mind is still at the stage of working for others. How much can you earn? You have to ask How much do you want to earn? Bosses are very ambitious. Thoughts determine actions, actions determine income, and income determines the quality of your life. You must adjust your thoughts. You are the boss. You are not doing this with me. I am just you. warehouse, and you are the boss?
4. You are my little mask, I can never use you too much
The beautiful little packaging freezes my heart< /p>
The fire that cools my life
You are my little mask
Like the most beautiful bliss in the sky
Summer is here again, the refrigerator is full
Apply your face and neck and get into bed WO WO WO
5. I am becoming more and more interested in doing micro-business. Which profession can do this? . Put on a facial mask, connect to WiFi, eat watermelon, drink cold drinks, leisurely scroll through Weibo, watch TV series, take orders in minutes, and stream them to your account. Life can’t be so rough and easy to be hated by others! If you want to be as carefree as me, come to me! Welcome to join our team!
6. When buying and selling from an acquaintance, how much do you sell to him? They will think that you are making money from them, and they will not appreciate it no matter how cheap you sell it to them! Your cost, time, and transportation will not be seen by others. They would rather be deceived by others and let others make money than support people they know. Because he is always thinking in his heart, how much money have you made him? Not how much money have you helped him save! This is the thinking of the poor! The reason why rich people are rich is that they are willing to take care of the business of acquaintances and take care of each other, and blessings will naturally follow If you have more, your friends will support you, and your wealth will become more and more prosperous! The truth is simple, you can get rich if you understand it thoroughly!
7. Success is not about having money first, but having courage first! Many agents say that she I'm embarrassed to swipe the screen because she cares about her friends and is afraid of being blocked. First of all, I want to say that I care about my friends as much as you do. Secondly, a qualified friend makes yourself very strong, and then brings positive energy to the friends around you, then you will get better and better, ** * Make progress together! If you want to change, you must start with your thoughts, and all actions come from your thoughts!
8. Some people buy BMWs at the age of 27, and some people play games at the age of 27. Some people save 800,000 yuan at the age of 30, and some people can’t find a job at the age of 30. Too many people are picky and picky, they think the work is hard, they think it’s shameful to work part-time, they think it’s shameful to sell goods, they think they come and go, and the one who is disliked the most is you. No matter what kind of work you do, as long as you are down-to-earth and willing to do it, there will be no shame. It will be most shameful if you have no money, no ability, no career, and nothing. You want to work harder, you want to be better, and no one will block your way forward. In fact, the biggest obstacle on the road to success is your own ignorance and laziness?
9. Some people say: Everyday in the circle of friends Posting ads is so annoying! I’ve blocked them all. In fact, don’t bother. Jack Ma once said: When you find that you can’t afford the things sold in your circle of friends, it’s time for you to start fighting. When you find that you don’t recognize the things sold in your circle of friends. When the time comes, you should start making up lessons to treat yourself better. Smart people see Moments as business opportunities, rich people see Moments as shopping, and losers see Moments as advertising!
10. This is what micro-business is. 1. Time is free! Sleep until you wake up naturally every day.
2. There is no ceiling on income! 3. Success does not depend on relationships! No need to drink and socialize! If you want to develop! If you want to change! Opportunities will always be reserved for those who are prepared and have the courage to fight!
11. As a micro-business, don’t be afraid of others blocking or deleting you. Sometimes the more familiar you are, the harder it is to sell. Even if you pay her the price and lose the postage, he will think you have earned her as much as you do. I don’t make crazy sales pitches to anyone. If you trust me, I’ll buy it. If you don’t believe me, don’t buy it. I never exaggerate anything. I’ll tell you only if you ask me how good the thing is. I don’t buy or sell by force. I don’t steal, rob or cheat. Success is hard-won, but friendship is practiced and cherished. There is no need to prove anything to anyone, you know what you are doing, as long as you live up to your conscience.
12. Yesterday, two strangers inquired about being an agent at the same time. Today, one told me that he had decided to do it, and the other said to me, I am afraid that I won’t be able to sell it. With a population of 1.3 billion, China has the most indispensable thing. Man, are you telling me that you are afraid of not being able to sell? Baby, God gave you a mouth and a pair of eyes, not just for you to eat, drink and have fun, but also to discover beautiful things and spread them to others through your mouth? Such two good people Aren’t the parts well utilized?
13. I have 1,500 yuan, and you also have 1,500 yuan. I use the 1,500 yuan to stock up on goods, and you use the 1,500 yuan to eat, drink, and have fun. A week later, the 1,500 turned into 3,000, 6,000, and your 1,500 turned into 3 yuan. The empty-handed white wolf routine is not suitable for today’s micro-business. If you don’t have goods, you will have no pressure and no motivation. Where can you do it? Get up.
14. I actually feel sorry for those people who are silent after consulting the price. Do you want good results or a cheap price? It is impossible for us to buy a Mercedes-Benz at the price of Santana. Of quality, cheap stuff that doesn't work is inherently a waste. Don't just calculate how much money you have, but also how many years of your youth you have left. Women must know how to take care of themselves. Be willing to take care of yourself, not for others, but for yourself.
15. Micro-business has been recognized by the country. Many friends always ask, what should I do if I can’t sell the goods? If you open a physical store and rent a store, do you still have to ask the landlord, what if I can’t make money and lose money by renting this house? I’m afraid of wolves. If you are afraid of tigers, how do you make money? Everything in life is an investment in itself!!! If you are afraid of everything, it is best not to do anything!! Being conservative is the biggest stumbling block on your road to success!!
16 , Beauty is not beautiful, a basin of water, makeup removal is all ghost, maintenance is very important! Can you recognize this is Guo Meimei? Why is this woman with small eyes and big face so many people willing to spend hundreds of thousands for her? Just for one night? It shows how important a woman's external packaging is! Have you ever heard of any mistress or mistress saying that this one is too expensive and that one can't afford it? Women, you should be more tolerant to yourself, look in the mirror, wear The clothes are full of confidence! Men will never forget them after seeing them!
17. When you have beautiful skin and good money in your wallet, you will suddenly realize that you have no time to worry about gains and losses. If you have time to guess things, you don't have time to speculate on others. If you bloom, butterflies will come by themselves. If you are wonderful, God will arrange it. ?To all the strong women!
18. To the agent: I don’t mind that you didn’t get many goods at the beginning, but I don’t want to see you not working hard and giving up without seeing the results. Trust me, As long as you work hard and use your heart, you will definitely get better and better, and your efforts will definitely be rewarded. It was less than a year after the rise of micro-business. In fact, everyone was at the same starting line at that time. I have to admit that some people really did much better than me. , but some people have given up completely, and those who persist have made others change from despising you for swiping the screen to envying you after seeing your success! The road is your own, and it becomes more spacious as you walk! Come on! < /p>
Hmm, micro-business inspirational quotes do seem to be a bit inspiring, keep inspiring~
19. Today a customer asked me why my things are so expensive! I told her BMW and Mercedes-Benz are also expensive! More and more people are driving them! Xiali is very cheap and has gone bankrupt! Apple 6 is very expensive and the domestic Changhong mobile phone is cheap, but more people buy 6! I don’t blame you if you think mine is expensive! No one is forcing me You do skin care! No one forces you to make yourself more beautiful! Maybe you will understand only if your husband has an affair?
20. Jumei has admitted that the third-party supplier has committed fraud.
Are you still comparing prices online? There are so many high-end imitations online, and the prices of fakes are really unmatchable... People who don’t know the business are still complacent with high-end imitations, and scold us behind our backs for selling genuine products. People with a bad heart earn a lot. I just want to say that your faces are so worthless? You are really not afraid of being disfigured. It will be too late to cry by then. I won’t tell you some of the inside story?
21. A passage that has gone viral in the circle recently, the farthest distance in the world is: You know that I am a micro-business person, but I went to get ripped off elsewhere. After buying it, you asked me if it was worth it? I can only tell you: drink more water, and your heart will not be so clogged!
22.
Top link: Lanc?me, Guerlain , Chanel, it’s all useless if you can’t absorb it
Second line: Dior, Gucci, Prada, it’s all useless if your skin is not good
Horizontal comment: Try XX
23. Me I have survived the period of being blocked, I have endured being complained about, and I have been directly deleted by the people closest to me. I have also felt a little bit when others actively added me and then asked: "Are you selling something?" Awkward. But now, more and more people are asking me how to start a micro-business. Those who blocked me, complained about me, and deleted me began to regret that they missed the best development period of micro-marketing. Micro-marketing has just begun. We will wait and see. I insist, I am full of positive energy, come on!
24. The new agent was afraid that the goods would not be sold at the beginning and did not dare to stock up on goods, but she did not know that 5,000 yuan was lying around. The interest on a bank card is less than 100 yuan a year, but if you stock up on 5,000 yuan worth of goods and sell them yourself, you will earn more than the interest by selling several products. Only when you have the goods can you have the confidence to promote the products you have used. , the introduction will be more confident. There are no products that cannot be sold, only people who cannot sell them. The simple truth is that once you understand it, you have taken the first step in micro-business, and your future harvest will definitely be huge. This is for those who can seize the opportunity and act decisively.
25. Someone told me, "I trust you are so awesome that you are willing to use more than 200 skin care products." I really want to say? You know that the 50 and 80 yuan products you buy are junk and you still buy them. Are you the real trenchant!? Think about it for yourselves, dears.
26. Friendly reminder: Men, don’t search for people nearby if you have nothing to do. Buying a set of skin care products and facial masks as gifts for your wife at home is a very touching experience. The Chinese New Year is coming soon. What woman doesn’t love beauty? Even a box of facial masks can protect her face that works hard for the family every day and protect her devotion to you! It doesn’t hurt to buy a few packs of cigarettes, it doesn’t hurt to spend the day and night outside, and it doesn’t hurt to gamble. , don’t be so stingy, give your wife a surprise. Remember: if you love your wife even three times, she will love you back seven times!
27.
Customer: How much does your soap soap cost?
< p> Me: Regular soap 68, Ancient soap 88, Nano 108, Cold soap 138Customer: So expensive!
Me: How much does your facial cleanser cost?
Customers: About a hundred.
Me: Where is your exfoliator?
Customer: More than a hundred.
Me: Yours can remove acne, remove freckles, fight allergies, whiten, brighten skin, remove eczema, treat ringworm, detoxify and nourish the skin, fade stretch marks, remove orange peel, breast enlargement, brush teeth and treat gum swelling and pain. , wash your hair, remove dandruff, and treat hair loss?
Customer: No!
Me: Then why do you say that my XX soap with so many functions is expensive?
28. I have bought so many facial masks, and this is the first time I saw the gold ingredient in the mask. It is very strange. Du Niang said that the concubines in ancient India wore metal masks when sleeping, and they looked especially young when they were 80 years old. This subverted my view. Maintenance concepts. At this time, I also thought about why my facial mask does not contain hormones and has such a good rejuvenating effect. It is because our facial mask is gold!
29. Customers often say: How much does it cost, but you charge a high price? So expensive!?.
Dear friends! If I give you steel bars and cement, you can build your own house! If I give you a scalpel, you can cut a double eyelid! If I give you a needle, you can give yourself acupuncture! If I give you a basketball, you can Go play in the NBA! Give you a pair of scissors and cut your own hair! When will people respect the superb skills and valuable experience that others have gained through years of time, money and energy? We have spent so much time and energy Just to provide better quality and service! Recognize it and turn it around! Please respect workers from all walks of life!
30. I went out to eat with a friend. She took an Apple 6 and said, The film I just applied cost 160. I was shocked. A mobile phone film is so expensive. Why should you apply it too? She replied, 6! More than 6,000, of course it is a good film! Protect it, and then turned around and asked her, How many pieces of mask you put on, she said 10 yuan is enough, but if you put it on rarely, it collapsed in an instant. Your face is not worth as much as your mobile phone. There is no point in holding an Apple 10 with a dishonored face every day, women. What do you think, what should I say?
31. Someone even asked today: If your product is really good, why don’t you advertise it? I smiled and nodded and said, dear, do you know? It’s top-notch. Products rely on word of mouth, second-rate products rely on price, and third-rate products rely on advertising. The biggest lie in the 21st century is advertising! You can use Olay, but don’t be naive enough to think that Maggie Cheung also uses Olay, Liu Yifei uses Garnier, Fan Bingbing uses L’Oreal, celebrities Things used at home are definitely not things used in front of the camera. The most important thing is whether our products can help you and solve the problems you need to solve.
32. I’m really afraid of hearing this sentence Words: I’ll take care of myself when I get old! It’s not called maintenance when you get old, it’s called repair!
33. When you are thin and good-looking, and your wallet is full of money earned through your own hard work, You will suddenly realize that there is no time to worry about gains and losses, no time to guess, no time to speculate on others.
34. In the past, when I saw something I liked while shopping, I could only tell myself to wait until I have enough money before buying it. Then I miss the things I love again and again. You might say, isn’t it just a pair of shoes? I told my mother that she would buy them for me. Yeah, that's what you're coming for. Did you earn it yourself? The things are not expensive, but I don’t have to ask my parents for money anymore. This is a big step. If you want to be like me, I am willing to take you on the flight.
35.
You want to be ultra-thin, I did it!
You want to be obedient, I did it!
You want it Lots of essences, I did it!
If you want quality, I did it!
If you wanted to moisturize your skin for a day without itching, I did it!
If you want white, smooth and translucent skin, I did it!
If you want a mask that can shrink pores and provide antioxidant protection even for sensitive skin, I did it!
Bring Go home with your beautiful face, there will be unexpected surprises
You want it cheap? I can’t do it!
36. Some people add me as friends, and it turns out they are micro-business , I quickly deleted it and I laughed. I am a micro-business and I won’t bite you. The money is in your own pocket. It’s not up to me to decide whether you buy it or not. What are you afraid of? Follow me and you can grow up too. Knowledge! Some people say that posting ads is annoying. Let me tell you, if you don’t have a few friends who are engaged in WeChat business, you are out of touch with society! Look, you have to pay with WeChat to eat.
37. Three months ago, the most common thing you heard was: "Are you brainwashed?" Three months later, what you hear most is: "You can make several times more money by playing with your mobile phone in a month than working. Is it true?" I guarantee that after one year, what you hear most is: "Eh~" I wish I had done it with you? ?
38. What is MLM! MLM is giving you a lecture, and you can earn 10 million with 30,000 yuan. Only those poor and crazy people believe that it is for you. You are brainwashing! What is direct selling! Direct selling is when you become a member, and you are recruiting someone to give you money. As long as the person you recruit has a relationship with you, they will give you money! What is micro-business? You make your own money by purchasing goods. , it has nothing to do with anyone, you are willing to do it, I am just your warehouse, delivering goods to you! Don’t use your ignorance to laugh at other people’s expertise!
39. How much is your monthly salary? 3,000? Okay, give me your Alipay account and I'll call you.
You look down on us and our micro-business, but let me tell you, I can make 3,000 a day, and I can make a month's salary of yours in a day! Those who make money have already made a lot of money, and you are still complaining. What face do you have? Do you look down on us?
40. Why did Wu Meiniang succeed in the end? Because in the early stage, everyone was forcing her, but when she was desperate, she had a chance to turn over. The same goes for selling products. If you don’t get the goods, you worry that you won’t be able to sell them, and you don’t know how to sell them. When you spend all the money you spend on food and clothes on buying goods, and you don’t eat or drink if you don’t work hard, you will understand what sales is. If you don’t push yourself, you will never know how good you are! What your parents give you is called background, but what you give yourself is called country!
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