Upset, who can tell me a joke?

1, the white rabbit Lu Yu Wolf, said to the wolf: Wolf Wolf, ask me if I am a white rabbit, hurry up. The wolf asked, are you a white rabbit? The white rabbit replied happily, yes, yes. The white rabbit said again, ask me if I am a giraffe. The wolf was helpless and asked, Are you a giraffe? The white rabbit patted the wolf on the back of the head and roared, Idiot, I told you I was a white rabbit.

After a day in physical education class, I was so hungry that I went to a restaurant to eat. There were too many people, too crowded and too messy, so I shouted to my aunt who was cooking, "Hurry up!" Aunt shouted to the cook inside: "Hurry in!

Beggars are impatient.

3. A man passed by a noodle restaurant, and Xiao Er called out, "Guest, eat noodles. Our fried egg noodles is very famous. Have a bowl. "

A: "fried egg noodles, ok, next."

Xiao er put the noodles in the pot, just put them down and listened to them again.

"Come and eat in the afternoon."

There are two good friends named Xixi and Haha. One day, haha died. Xixi came to see him at his grave and said, "Haha! You are dead! "

5. One person has a bad stomach. One day, he went to the Stomach Hospital to see a doctor and said to the doctor, "I pull everything I eat, eat watermelon and pull cucumber!" " The doctor thought about it and said to him, "I think you have to eat shit!" "