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The Story of Grandma Tiger (1)
However, there lived a family at the foot of the mountain. Although it is remote, there are occasional Orion haunts. The owner of this family is also an Orion, so he lives here with confidence and boldness. It is for this reason that the wild animals on this mountain usually dare not come down easily.
Suddenly one day, the owner of this family went to the city to buy prey, leaving two children at home. Before leaving, Olian told the two children, "I'm afraid my father can't come back tonight." It was a full moon night, so my father hung an amulet in the temple above the gate to ward off evil spirits. As long as you don't go out, you will be fine. And I also told grandma Hu that when I come to accompany you at night, I must remember that grandma Hu has a mole on her face. ""it's dad, we wrote it down. " The two children said in unison.
As night falls, the night is dark and windy. Two children were frightened into the corner by the knock at the door. Then I heard a wife's voice.
"Grandson, granddaughter darling! Open the door and let me in. I am a grandmother. "
As soon as the little boy heard that grandma was coming, he ran to open the door. The little girl felt something was wrong and stopped the little boy and said, "Grandma, go to the window first and let me see if you are our grandmother."
The old woman came to the window and said, "Children! See if I am a grandmother. "
The little boy said, "No! Don't! You're not grandma! Dad said grandma had a mole on her face. "
The old woman said, "Good grandson! Tell grandma where the mutton at home is? "
The little boy said, "Next to the toilet."
The old woman touched the sheepfold and picked up a sheep dung and stuck it on her face. Come to the window and say, "Good grandson! Granddaughter, be good! Open the door and let me in. I am a grandmother. "
The little boy whispered to the little girl, "Sister, it's really grandma! Let's open the door. "
The little girl said, "Wait a minute, let's see if she has hair on her hands."
The little boy said, "Show me your hand."
The old woman held out her hand. The little boy looked at it and said, "No! Don't! My grandmother has no hair on her hands. "
The old woman said, "Good grandson! Tell grandma where the eggs are at home? "
The little boy said, "In the bamboo basket of the sheepfold."
The old woman brought two eggs and smashed them on her hand. Come to the window and say, "Good grandson! Granddaughter, be good! Open the door and let me in. I am a grandmother. "
Seeing that the old woman had no hair on her hand and covered her face with one hand, her brother and sister opened the door for her. When sleeping at night, the old woman suddenly said, "The bed is a little small, and the three of us are a little crowded. We can only sleep alone with Grandma tonight."
Both children are fighting to sleep with grandma, and grandma goes on to say, "I'll sleep with whoever passes this fire pit."
The little girl deliberately jumped into the pit to let her brother. The little boy jumped over happily.
The old woman said, "All right! I sleep with my brother. " Sleeping until midnight, the little girl vaguely heard "yum! Delicious! Yum! "The voice asked," Grandma! What are you eating? "
The old woman said, "Eat peas, mung beans, chew bones, chew dolls' fingers!" " "
The little girl said, "Grandma! Give me a bite! "
The old woman said, "No! Children eat goblins! "
The little girl said, "Just take a bite!"
The old woman said, "No, the child has become a demon!" " "
The little girl poked her brother where he slept and said, "Grandma! Why is this piece wet? "
The old lady said, "Alas! It is my brother who wets the bed. " After a while, I heard another bang.
The little girl asked again, "Grandma! Something fell. "
The old lady said, "Alas! My brother kicked the pillow off. "
The little girl pretended to have a stomachache when she felt something was wrong! While clutching his stomach, "hey! Hey! " I cried quietly.
The old woman said, "What?"
The little girl said, "Grandma! I have a stomachache and want to go to the toilet. "
The old woman said, "Pull it into the pot."
The little girl said, "No, the pot has to be boiled."
The old woman said, "Pull it into the water tank."
The little girl said, "No, the water tank should be filled with water. Grandma! If you are worried about losing me, tie me up with a rope. "
The old lady felt a little reasonable and agreed. After a while, the old woman shouted, "Are you finished?"
The little girl said, "No."
After a while, the old woman shouted again, "Are you finished?" There is no sound. The old woman didn't respond after shouting several times, so she tugged at the rope tied to the bed and only heard the barking of dogs from the other end of the rope. Hurriedly got up and saw that people had run away. While chasing, the old woman said, "Boy, don't let me catch you, or I'll eat you in one bite!" " "
The old woman chased a well and disappeared from the little girl's sight! I'm so tired that it's almost dawn. If you don't go back, you'll show your true colors. But after chasing for so long, I was thirsty, so I came to the well to drink water. Suddenly, my eyes flashed and I saw the little girl in the well.
The old woman put her hand into the water to catch the little girl. The well stirred her, and the little girl broke into pieces and floated in the water. After a while, the well slowly calmed down and the little girl appeared in the water.
The old woman fished, fished, fished and fished for a long time, but she still fished a handful of water. The old woman didn't see the little girl, so she squeaked: "Oh, hey! I'm exhausted! How do you break it when you touch it? I can't catch it anymore. My hands are sore. " Just then, the little girl couldn't help laughing! The old woman looked up and found the little girl in the tree by the well. He said angrily, "It's really hard to find a place to do it. You can get it without much effort! " I'll see where you go this time! "Say that finish, I jumped into the tree, grabbed the little girl and said," I'm tired and hungry to chase you. Now I will eat you! " "
The little girl said, "Grandma, don't worry! Anyway, I can't run now, so let me be filial before being eaten. "
The old woman said, "Tell me about it."
The little girl said, "Let me comb your hair."
The old woman thought that you couldn't run away anyway, so she agreed.
The little girl said, "How about combing one strand and tying another?"
The old woman said, "It's up to you."
The little girl combed a lock for her and tied another lock on the branch. It didn't take long to comb it. The little girl took a red leaf from her hand and threw it down. Then she said to the old woman, "Grandma, I'll pick up the comb."
The old woman said, "No, I'd better go down."
The little girl added, "Hey! Grandma! You are too old to be as fast as me. I'd better go down. "
The old woman said, "All right! Then hurry back! "
The little girl whooshed down. Then she ran away without looking back. When the old woman saw that the situation was not good, she wanted to catch up quickly. However, she didn't know that the little girl tied her hair to a branch. The old woman struggled to break free, and several pieces of her scalp looked like blood.
The little girl ran for a long time and met a vendor and said, "Little brother, please help me!" " My brother was eaten by a monster, and only I ran out. So the vendor hid her in the box.
At this moment, the old woman with long hair came over and said, "Young man! Have you ever seen a little girl pass by here? She is my granddaughter. She is very naughty. Look at my hair. "
The salesman said, "I saw her running along this road."
The old woman said, "Do you have any medicine? My head is bleeding. "
The vendor said, "Yes! However, my medicinal method is quite special. If I don't take the medicine according to this method, it will have no effect. "
The old woman said, "Tell me about it."
The stall owner said, "You have to wait for me to go to the other end of the road and hear me shout" Oh, tiger ". Just rub this medicine on your head and remember to rub it on the stone. If you keep repeating it, you will recover. " Then she took out a packet of salt and handed it to her mother-in-law. The peddler walked away, and his figure was almost blurred. Then he heard an "Ah Hu", so the old woman brushed it and ran into it ... and finally pretended to be dead.
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