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Interesting stories about Ji Xiaolan (the more, the better).
Ji Xiaolan, a gifted scholar in Qing Dynasty, was a romantic figure. He has a deep feeling of love and beauty, and his wonderful connection is absolute. Everything in the world, ancient and modern poetry, is out of reach. He is a genius for dialogue. He does things tactfully, keeping the sacred heart and outsmarting the treacherous court official. Although his career is bumpy, he can save his life. He is really a hidden person. He is a scholar of heaven and man. Before him, there was the masterpiece Sikuquanshu, and after that, there was the Notes and Anecdotes of Yuewei Caotang. He is really a generation of writers. Throughout his life, although his political achievements are mediocre, he is well-known and praised by future generations.
First, young talents.
In the southeast corner of Zhili, within the jurisdiction of Hejianfu, there is a county with a long history called xian county. Here, with vast terrain, thousands of miles of plain rivers, criss-crossing canals and wide roads, it is the gateway of Beijing and Jiangxi to the southeast. On June 15th, the second year of Yongzheng (A.D. 1724), a generation of gifted scholar Ji Xiaolan was born here in Cui Erzhuang. In the literati's works, Ji Xiaolan's birth is full of mysterious colors. Legend has it that the night before Ji Xiaolan was born, a fireball fell from the sky and landed in the gatehouse of Jifu, but Jifu didn't catch fire. Ji Xiaolan's grandfather, Ji Tianshen, was dozing off in his study when he suddenly saw the candles on the case coming out of the wick. As the saying goes, "snuff exploded, so I'm glad to come." Sure enough, a baby boy was born at noon the next day. Ji Tianshen named this grandson Yunhe.
Ji Fu's fifth son, Ji Xiaolan, is very talented, very talented, and he never forgets anything about reading, and he is extremely alert. Not only is the subset of Confucian classics and history pervasive, but it is also called "prodigy" because of its good poetry, good fu, good writing, especially antithesis. At the age of nine, Ji Xiaolan went to the county to take the boy exam. Before entering the examination room, he was playing with a branch with some acquaintances. Seeing the arrival of the tutor as the examiner, Ji Xiaofeng quickly hid the branch in his sleeve and respectfully said hello to the tutor's adult. The Oracle looked at the little urchin and liked him very much, so he wanted to test him. Then he called Ji Xiaolan to the DPRK and wrote a couplet, inviting him to the DPRK. The couplet is: "Warawako hides spring scenery." Ji Xiaolan listened, thinking that Mr. Wang must have seen his naughty appearance just now, so he quickly made a couplet: "Old Master Q is sharp-eyed." Oracle smiled and nodded, but I didn't expect Ji Xiaolan to be so clever, so I couldn't help praising him again and again.
Later, Ji Xiaolan went to Hejian House to take part in the boy test. The examiner was just admitted three years ago, full of ambition. When he heard that Ji Xiaolan was a famous child prodigy, he was determined to test his talent. The examiner made a couplet: "At the age of ten, playing with children, do you have any ambition to be admitted?" Who knows that Ji Xiaolan is not only not timid at all, but also retorted and made the bottom line: "After three years of experience, I don't expect to serve the country!" Hearing this, the examiner was unhappy but helpless. Suddenly, he looked up and saw the keeper sticking to the door. He blurted out, "The general is on the door, and his feet have never touched the ground." Ji Xiaolan replied without thinking: "The North Korean Prime Minister covers the sky with one hand." The examiner was surprised to find that this "prodigy" was so neat and smart.
After half a year, the examiner was promoted to Hejian satrap. On this day, I passed the official road at the head of Cui Erzhuang and saw a group of children playing by the roadside. It happened that the ball they played hit the sedan chair, and the leaders around the prefect swore at them, scaring a group of children to flee. Only a little boy didn't run away, but stepped forward and stopped the sedan chair. The satrap looked carefully and recognized Ji Xiaolan. He said that he also knew the Taishou, who was the examiner in the exam, and went forward to inquire after him. The satrap shook the ball in his hand and said, "well, I'll give you a link." If you get it right, I'll give it back to you. " Ji Xiaolan smiled and replied, "Please advise." The satrap said, "There are six or seven boys, but you are cunning." Ji Xiaolan blurted out: "The satrap is two thousand stones, and the only one is the public …" But the last sentence was delayed. The satrap was frightened and asked, "How about dugong?" Ji Xiaofeng smile to answer:
"If the satrap adults give me my ball back, that's it. Independent and honest, if you don't ... "
"So what?" "That is. A person is too greedy! " Hearing this, the satrap laughed and thought that the child was clever, cunning and brave, and would surely succeed in the future. He was very happy and returned the ball to Ji Xiaolan.
Time flies, Ji Xiaolan won Lien Chan's victory in the later examinations of children, county, politics and science. At the age of 24, he should have taken the provincial examination in Shuntianfu and achieved good results. However, in the fifteenth year of Qianlong, Zhang, her biological mother, died, and she missed two opportunities to take the exam because of her mother's death. Until 3 1 year old, Ji Xiaolan didn't wait for the opportunity. He was elected as a Jishi Shu scholar in Sanguan Middle School and started his career.
Second, I entered the Hanlin.
Ji Xiaolan is an academician, and naturally he is proud of his spring breeze. Although unsociable, I often go to my ex's house. Under their guidance, he gained more knowledge and experience and quickly adapted to his official career. However, since childhood, Ji Xiaolan likes to be brave with his own talent. Although he has broken into officialdom, his character has not changed.
One day, Ji Xiaolan and Liu Yong and other literary friends got together. Liu Tang suggested collecting poems and dialogues, and all his literary friends agreed. After the couplets were written, people gradually lost interest. Because this kind of entertainment has long been a cliche for these talented people, it can be said that everyone is an expert and has no kung fu. At this time, Liu Yong remembered one thing and said to everyone: "The shopkeeper of a barber shop in Dashilan came to my house the day before yesterday to write an inscription, and I wrote it for him. Plastic surgery hall', but I didn't come up with a good couplet at the moment. Please help me write it. what do you think? "Liu Yong voice down, Ji Xiaolan replied:" Shi An brother, if you have ready-made couplets, you can write them out to deal with. "After that, he sang this couplet:" Although he has no skill at all, he is the best. " Everyone cheered in unison, but he moved too fast. At this time, another person said, "I also have a pair of couplets." Although it is not as smart as Xiong Ji's couplets, it is used by barbershops, but it is also made. " This couplet is: "I don't teach white hair to make people old, I prefer to be full of spring breeze." Everyone also appreciates this couplet and is about to ask Liu Yong to inscribe it. Ji Xiaolan added: "All the winners are here, so we should go without scratching our heads." Although they think this connection is wonderful, they think that Ji Xiaolan only cares about his bluff, regardless of the face of others, and his heart is a little unhappy. However, Ji Xiaolan blurted out antithesis is also a much-told story.
Summary of the catalogue of Sikuquanshu
This winter, when Ji Xiaolan was on duty in the south study, a eunuch manager came in. He heard people talk about the new academician of Hejian Mansion and Ji Caizi, so he went to Ji Xiaolan's side and looked it up and down. He is tall and handsome, unlike people's legendary humorous appearance. But look at him in a fur robe and a folding fan in his hand. This is a kind of elegance of literati at that time, which is not surprising to many literati. But in winter, holding a fan in his hand is really funny, so he smiled at Ji Xiaolan and said with a southern accent, "Little Hanlin, wearing winter clothes and holding a summer fan, have you ever talked about one in the Spring and Autumn Period?" Ji Xiaolan listened to the manager and looked at his clothes. He also felt a little funny. But he is used to playing tricks on others by talent. Why does he make others laugh? I was about to reply when I suddenly realized that the old eunuch had made himself a couplet with the names of spring, summer, autumn and winter embedded in it. Thinking of this, I stood up and pretended to be reverent and said, "The old manager was born in the south and came to the north. Is that thing still there? " South suddenly burst into laughter in the study, and the old eunuch was poked at a sore spot. In distress situation, he was very embarrassed. He gave a few directions with a wry smile, but said nothing, and turned and walked away.
From then on, Ji Xiaolan not only became famous in North Korea, but also spread his reputation for being funny with his literary talent.
Third, make enemies with arsenic.
In his later years, Emperor Qianlong favored big corrupt officials and arsenic, and once occupied a high position with arsenic, almost dominating the sky. And officials inside and outside the imperial court, large and small, are mostly passive Nuo Nuo, fawning on others and running outside the door. Ji Xiaolan is also a senior official in the DPRK at this time, but he has always maintained a clean and honest character, resolutely refused to go along with them, and occasionally took the opportunity to satirize and arsenic.
It is said that arsenic has built a new mansion and a pavilion in the garden, and a pavilion will be built on it. Ji Xiaolan is a master of writing, so he demands discipline to write it. Ji Xiaolan didn't want to offend the snob easily, but he didn't like what he did. Seeing what He Shen wants from himself this time, I want to make a secret mockery to make this arrogant and powerful person not too arrogant. So he received He Yasen humbly and solemnly wrote two big characters: "Bamboo Bud" and "Bamboo Bud" were originally a word in The Book of Songs Xiaoya Si Qian. Its original sentence is "like bamboo shoots, like pine trees". People often celebrate the completion of houses and the prosperity of families in China with "bamboo shoots and pine trees". Now, Ji Xiaolan only writes the word "bamboo shoots", and the gentry think that the prose is simple and meaningful, with a unique charm. They think that Ji Xiaolan's knowledge is really outstanding, and Ji Xiaolan rarely gives people inscriptions on weekdays. Today, he is respectful to himself, naturally proud of himself, and does not doubt that he is poking fun at himself. He happily took it back to the government, made it into a gold plaque, hung it squarely on the pavilion and often showed it off to others.
One day, Qianlong remembered that there was arsenic in the newly built house and came to visit. When he arrived at Hefuyuan, Qianlong saw the plaque on the pavilion and asked who wrote arsenic. After being told by arsenic, Ganlong laughed and said, "Yes, only Ji Xiaolan can write this word ..." Seeing the emperor's strange smile, Yasen couldn't understand its meaning. Liu Yong who was present smiled at Yasen: "In my opinion, this is Ji Chunfan (Ji Xiaolan's nickname Chunfan) joking with you!" Ask arsenic, "What are you kidding me about?" Liu Yong said with a smile, "If you take the word' bamboo shoots' apart, it means' all straw bags'." And arsenic, I suddenly realized that I was ashamed and annoyed. Although it is not convenient to attack in public, I still gnashed my teeth and secretly decided to take revenge. Since then, Ji Xiaolan has forged a feud with Arsena, a powerful official who is good at flattery.
Fourth, stationed in Tianshan Mountain.
Qing Dynasty Palace Painter Gan Long's Southern Tour
Sure enough, after a while, the relationship between Ji Xiaolan and Yasen became tense. He slandered Yasen several times and took part in Ji Xiaolan. However, Ji Xiaolan is also the favorite minister of Qianlong. Seeing that it was only a trivial matter, Qianlong comforted arsenic and settled the matter.
And the plot of arsenic can't succeed, and there will be no rest. Finally, in the summer of thirty-three years in Qianlong, he found a chance to take revenge with arsenic. In the spring of this year, you made the world a salt policy for two Huai provinces. After he arrived, he got wind of the salt merchants' bad habits and wanted to take the opportunity to make a fortune. However, he refused to ask for a bribe. In a rage, he reported to the court that Pu Fu, the former salt official, used salt to lure greed and ask for bribes. Gan Long was shocked, because the salt in Huaihe River has not been reported for the record for more than 20 years, and it is hard to say how much cheating and erosion there will be. Gan Long sent Zhang Bao, the governor of Jiangsu Province, to check the situation with you. In this way, the Huaibei salt diversion case quietly kicked off. This is one of the famous major cases in Qianlong dynasty, with great influence and rare history.
After receiving the imperial edict, Zhang Bao and You Bashi immediately stepped up their investigation and soon found out many major cases. Ji Xiaolan's relative Lu Jianzeng was also involved. As early as the beginning of the crime, He Shen learned that Lu Jianzeng was involved in the case and was secretly pleased, so he sent someone to spy on Ji Xiaolan's movements. At this time, Ji Xiaolan was in a dilemma and finally came up with a wonderful solution. He took a pinch of salt and a pinch of tea, put them in an empty envelope, sealed his mouth with paste, and didn't write a word inside and outside. Then send someone to Lu's house overnight. After careful consideration, Lu Jia understood the intention of the envelope: "The salt box was found to be empty (tea)." So I quickly filled in the borrowed public funds and transferred the remaining assets to other places. It's been half a month since the Raiders arrived.
And arsenic refused to give up, so they repeatedly sued Ji Xiaolan for leaking salt inspection secrets to Gan Long. Qianlong also felt that it was a bit hasty, so he personally asked Ji Xiaolan. Ji Xiaolan thought denial was useless, so he simply admitted it. Although Qianlong was unhappy, he admired Ji Xiaolan's extraordinary intelligence and slapped him lightly in Urumqi. And arsenic thought, this time can kill Ji Xiaolan, I didn't expect him to survive. However, the success of this revenge also made him breathe a sigh of relief.
Fifth, write books in order.
In December of the thirty-fifth year of Qianlong (AD 1770), Emperor Qianlong pardoned and summoned Ji Xiaolan, who was still guarding Urumqi. In the first month of the following year, Qianlong ordered him to edit Siku Quanshu.
Sikuquanshu is the largest series in the history of China. On the recommendation of Liu Tongxun, then a university student and minister of military aircraft, he was appointed as the editor-in-chief of Sikuquanshu, and was responsible for the compilation and revision of the whole book together with Lu, Sun Shiyi. The compilation and revision of Sikuquanshu is a great event in the cultural history of China, during the Qianlong period, and also a great achievement of Ji Xiaolan's life.
After the compilation began, Ji Xiaolan sat in the book city every day, reading extensively and looking for chapters and sentences. First of all, according to the editor's opinions such as "appropriate printing and engraving", "appropriate notes and records", "things that can be kept at will" and "things that don't need to be kept", the bibliography summary written by the editor was carefully reviewed and revised by Emperor Qianlong. From the author's age and life story, to the content, gain and loss of the work, and even the source of other languages and ancient books, they are repeatedly revised, added or deleted, or divided or combined on the basis of the editor's manuscript. Finally, according to the classic, history, books and collections of traditional bibliography, the overall planning and sorting are carried out. Such a huge project took more than ten years before and after, and finally it was compiled into 3503 kinds and 79337 volumes of Sikuquanshu. Due to Sun Shiyi's short time in Sikuquanshu, most of the editing work depends on the efforts of Ji and Lu.
In addition, in the process of editing, Ji Xiaolan also made many jokes. On one occasion, Gan Long went to Yuanmingyuan to inspect the compilation of Sikuquanshu. Ji Xiaolan is busy while smoking. Halfway through a pot of cigarettes, he suddenly heard the cry of "Long live Grandpa". In his hurry, he forgot to knock out the fire in the tobacco pan, put his pipe in the boot, and knelt down to greet the old man. When he stood up to answer the emperor, he felt a burning pain in his feet. It turned out that half of the smoke burned his socks, but the emperor was just talking, so it was not good to interrupt. He had to bite his teeth and his legs trembled with pain. Just as he was about to kneel down and tell Ming, he saw that his behavior was abnormal and his face was full of anxiety. He asked strangely, "Ji Aiqing, what's wrong with you?" "I'm ... I'm in my boots, and I'm on fire!" Ji Xiaolan brimming with terrible pain replied. "Huh?" Hearing this, Gan Long waved and said, "Get out!" Ji Xiaofeng ran outside the temple, sat on the steps with dignity, took off his shoes and socks at once, and a puff of black smoke rose immediately. Look at the meat on your feet, it's burnt a lot. When Qianlong and the people in the temple came out, they saw that Ji Xiaolan's ashtray was still in the boot. As the boot smoked, people bent over with laughter.
Driving southern tour with intransitive verbs
Wen Lan Geqing
During his reign, Qianlong visited the south many times, or he was ordered by the empress dowager to inspect the seawall, or he was led by the prince to inspect the bureaucracy. The reasons are all justified. This time, Qianlong wanted Ji Xiaolan to accompany him on his southern tour, but he was afraid that he would say it. So he called him to the palace and said, "Ji, Fu came to ask you that the mountains and rivers in the south of the Yangtze River are beautiful in the world. Would you like to visit them? " When Ji Xiaolan saw that the emperor emphasized this sentence, he didn't know what it meant. He thought the emperor would let him go abroad, but he was a little happy. He replied: "The mountains and rivers in the south of the Yangtze River are beautiful and outstanding. When I was a governor in Fujian, I once enjoyed the beauty of Jiangnan. " If you are favored by the emperor, I would like to work in Jiangnan. "I didn't expect Qianlong to say with a smile," How can I let you leave me? "Since you also yearn for Jiangnan, you can accompany me on my southern tour." Hearing this, Ji Xiaolan was deceived, but he was trapped by Qianlong, who advised him several times, but Longlong just wouldn't listen and had to drive away.
On this day, Junju swam to the West Lake in Hangzhou, only to see the lake as green as jade, calm. On the surface of the lake, lotus flowers look elegant and beautiful. When Qianlong saw this beautiful scenery, he couldn't help being excited by poetry. A wonderful couplet came to his mind. He said to Ji Xiaolan, "I have a couplet. I wonder if discipline can match? " This couplet is: Who did the lotus flower punch in the lake? When Ji Xiaolan heard this, he saw the castor planted on the shore of the lake, and he couldn't help but blurt out the next couplet: "What is the green palm of Ma Ye sticking out on the shore?" Hearing this, Ganlong immediately fell down. He wanted to take this opportunity to embarrass Ji Dacai and Doby, but Ji Xiaolan answered too quickly, and he was very unhappy. Ji Xiaolan saw Gan Long's face changed and immediately understood the reason. In his heart, he secretly scolded himself for his carelessness, so he had to follow Gan Long silently, looking for opportunities to make up for his mistakes.
Arriving at Bafang Pavilion, Qianlong boarded the pavilion and looked into the distance. The beautiful scenery of the West Lake is panoramic, and the breeze is refreshing. Qianlong admired the beautiful scenery in his heart and thought of a pair of couplets, which were very wonderful. Then the clear voice chanted, "gossip pavilion, gossip pavilion, look in all directions through the pavilion!" " Ji Xiaolan feared that he had no chance to make amends. Hearing this couplet, he knelt down in fear and said loudly, "Long live grandpa, long live grandpa, and I knelt down and shouted," Long live grandpa! "Qianlong listened and said," Ai Qing, get up! Your skin will reward you with 120 gold! " Ji Xiaolan stood up with a sigh of relief.
From this end, we can see that Ji Xiaolan is alert, smooth and responsive, and he is also considerate of the sacred heart.
Ji Xiaolan was born in a rich family. He is an outstanding official. He will not faithfully work for the interests of the poor, but he is honest and has done some good things for the people. In the fifty-sixth year of Qianlong (A.D. 179 1), there was a drought in Beijing, followed by a spring drought the following year. It can be said that thousands of miles away, nothing grows and the grain is not harvested. People are hungry and refugees beg along the road. When Ji Xiaolan learned this, he saw this scene with his own eyes, so Shangshu requested to release grain and sell disaster, and his words were very sincere. Gan Long approved the commemorative ceremony and distributed relief food. Ji Xiaolan also personally supervised the grain officials to prevent them from enriching themselves. Ji Xiaolan's political achievements are mediocre, but this kind of relief has become a bright spot in his official career.
Seven, reading micro works
In August of the fifth year of Jiaqing, Ji Xiaolan's note novel Notes of Yuewei Caotang was edited and published, which was divided into five kinds and twenty-four volumes, prefaced by his master Sheng Shiyan.
Ji Xiaolan successively served as the minister of rites, the minister of war, Zuodu Yushi, co-organizer of university students and other important positions. He always adhered to the imperial edict and cared about the Lord, so his achievements were not great. However, after all, he still has a lonely side, and Notes of Yuewei Caotang was written in this state of mind. Among them, the work is Ji Xiaolan's "Memories of Things Past", covering a wide range of interviews, from officials, teachers and friends to soldiers in Zaoli. The content is extremely complicated, including customs in several places, official changes, laws and regulations, medical astrology, anecdotes, foxes and ghosts. The book has 400,000 words and 1200 stories.
Ji Xiaolan studied Confucianism and criticized the hypocrisy of Taoism. In Yuewei Caotang Notes, there are many satirical styles, satirizing the pedantic hypocrisy of the so-called Taoist priests.
On February 10th, the 10th year of Jiaqing, Ji Xiaolan caught a cold and never recovered. February 14, after a day of lethargy, Ji Xiaolan woke up in high spirits, and his son and daughter-in-law hurriedly brought lotus seed soup. After drinking for half an hour, Ji Xiaolan shook his head to signal that he didn't drink, and said feebly, "I think of a couple, right?" Then I sang a sentence: "lotus (pity) has a bitter heart." How can a son and daughter-in-law have the heart to write couplets? I have to pretend to think. Ji Xiaolan whispered, "Why not?" . Pear ... Abdominal ... Acid ... "Say and close your eyes. A generation of literary giants and romantic talents ended his brilliant life.
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