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Classic lines from the story of laughter in the medical museum

1, no education, no background, no money, just a young girl with three sisters. Do you need me to kill you

I warn you not to hit me on the head. You can't lose your memory.

Do you know Zhu Yipin's underwear?

4. Sister Lily: Who does mistress mean?

Chen Anan: That's Liu Ruoxin fox with big breasts.

5. The matchmaker among matchmakers, then I have to have a good talk with Sister Lily.

6. I invited an expert to study how to beat a mistress.

Zhu Yipin: Look at this tombstone.

Liu Ruoxin: Is it wrong?

Zhu Yipin: I didn't ask you to study. Look at these mosses.

Liu Ruoxin: It's normal to have moss on the tombstone! !

8. I'll see if you have acne.

9. I went in two centimeters, and now I come out five centimeters.

10, where things are, people are there.

1 1. Everything that happens in the Jianghu is no accident.

12, the killer I met just now is the fifth killer I met today. There will definitely be a sixth dial, a seventh dial, an eighth dial, a ninth dial, a tenth dial and an eleventh dial.

13, push him into the fire pit.

14, God will give the people of Sri Lanka a great responsibility and will definitely push them into the fire pit first.

15, now that arrow is less than a centimeter from my little heart.

16, didn't you send out all the killers of the Ming Dynasty?