A collection of little jokes for children, 300 hilarious words

1. I asked my little niece: "Are you born by your father or your mother?"

She: "Of course I was born by my mother."

Me: "How do you know?"

Her: "Isn't this simple? Boys give birth to boys, girls give birth to girls!"

2, five years old My daughter was getting dressed in the morning, and her butt was sticking out towards me, so I couldn't help but slap her.

Then she turned around and asked me angrily: "Why did you hit me?!"

I replied: "No?"

Daughter: "You Liar, I even heard the sound of you hitting me."

3. My brother-in-law was on a business trip, and my eldest sister brought my nephew home, and my mother called her eldest sister and little cotton-padded jacket all day long.

After staying for a few days, the brother-in-law came back from a business trip to pick up the couple. The little nephew went to open the door. Mom asked who it was, and the little nephew said: "He's here to get the cotton-padded jackets!"

A colleague wanted to have a second child and persuaded his son that there would be many benefits to having a younger brother or sister: "I will play with you and be your little follower."

The son calmly asked back Said: "Why didn't you tell me that the snacks will be divided in half?"

I was enjoying the cool air with my son in the courtyard, looking up, and saw a bright moon hanging high in the sky, and a few wisps of white clouds drifting by.

4. "Dad, what do the moon and white clouds look like to you?"

"It's just the moon and white clouds, what else do they look like?"

" Cut it! It’s like a hot pot of mutton! By the way, when are you going to eat the mutton?”

5, my son came back from school: Bring me the test paper.

My son refused to take out the test paper, so I said: It’s okay, I have strong psychological resistance!

The son lowered his head and said: But my body is not strong enough to resist being hit!

6. A neighbor’s child often comes to my house. When he came this afternoon, I asked him: Hey, have you finished your homework?

Him: I’ve finished it, and I just need a composition.

Me: That’s not easy. Search on Baidu on your mobile phone.

Him: No, I don’t want to steal my cell phone.

Suddenly I felt that he had ambition and ideas.

The child suddenly said: I want to copy what is on the computer, the fonts are big!