A funny joke.

Why did you leave your last company?

I went to a company for an interview in the morning. The manager asked me: Why did you leave your last company? I said:? Man struggles upwards, but water flows downwards. ? The manager said, yes, you have a good eye. ? I said:? They said I was a parallel import, so I went to your company. ?

You close the curtains.

Go to see the master alone. Man: Master, I'm gay. What should I do? I saw my master pointing out of the window. Man: Master means to ignore what people outside think, right? Host: No, I mean to tell you to close the curtains!

A superpower.

I always want to experience an accident like those superheroes in American movies, so as to gain a super power. Just last year, I experienced an accident and my leg was broken by a car, but I don't think I will lose money, because I have acquired a super power, and now my leg hurts when it rains, which is accurate.

I have obsessive-compulsive disorder.

Finger fracture hanging orthopedics. Doctor:? How did you break your finger? I said:? I have obsessive-compulsive disorder. ? Doctor:? What's the relationship between your broken finger and obsessive-compulsive disorder? I said:? Ten fingers and nine fingers ring, but not ring. ?

There will be no room in the morgue in the future.

Go to the hospital for examination, and the doctor said that you came in time with the test paper. I'm relieved, the doctor said with concern. There will be no room in the morgue in the future. ?

Yes I was drunk, too.

A buddy went to take the IELTS test, and after reading the questions during the oral exam, he habitually said, Oh, my God. The examiner knows a little Chinese, so he asks what it means. He said, this is because we China people use the power of the sun to motivate ourselves when encountering major problems!

Do you call this losing weight?

First day of losing weight! I got rid of all the food at home that was not good for losing weight. It's a little tight ...

Life is black.

A young lady said gloomily that her life was very dark recently. Asked why, she said: No visitors (black).

Dead, why don't you talk?

In the Buddhist temple, the master is talking with his disciples. The name given to you by the teacher is not random, but what the teacher expects of you. You got it? All the disciples understood the answer, but one disciple kept silent. As soon as the master saw it, he asked the apprentice: Dead, why don't you talk?

Are you cold?

One morning, an officer known for his strictness asked Chen Bing, Are you cold?

Xiao Bing replied? Not cold! ?

Mr. Wang is annoyed: Then why are you shaking?

Xiao Bing replied? Freeze! ?

I will take it as exercise.

Today, I helped my grandmother carry a bag of rice to the seventh floor. When I arrived at her home, I found her 18-year-old grandson watching TV happily. I didn't even think about it, so I took the meal downstairs and showed it to Nima! I think such people should carry it by themselves.

Poor Pisces

The cannibal patriarch asked his son, today is your birthday, son. What do you want to eat? The son licked his lips and said, Dad, I want to eat fish! ? The patriarch nodded, turned and told the attendants to put all the Pisces in the captured tourists into the pot.

Parenting book

One day Pig Bajie went to the bookstore to buy books and told the clerk that he would give me a book on parenting, so the clerk brought him a pig guide!

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