Reasons for wanting to engage in scientific research

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Dr Li Mochou.

In the process of becoming a doctor, we always keep reading while cursing. If you like listening to our nonsense, you can scan the QR code next to it. We are waiting for you and want to write an article, no problem, but there is no payment.

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This is an old joke, so cold that we medical students can laugh. If your friend hasn't contacted you for a long time, there are two possibilities. One is that he died, and the other is that he went to study medicine ... I never dreamed that I would sharpen my head and try my best to squeeze into Fudan University Medical College.

20 12, "keshuomen" incident, Doue's snow race in June, a bolt from the blue. I want to know who is in charge of the central government, and my talents are buried. Ten years of hard work, a piece of paper is wasted, and it also wastes the hard work of parents. I am ashamed that I can't live. Why do you ask this statement? Can the Ministry of Health get it? Since then, the status of master of scientific research has plummeted, and this good time has caught up with me.

If you are unlucky, you are also a member of the master of scientific research, or you are forced to do experiments by your boss, or you are a hard-working doctor. Let's shake hands and discuss the significance of our scientific research. "For the progress of mankind and medicine," the comrade calmed down. If you do scientific research and you don't produce an article or a good article, you will be blind for many years. I admit that experience is very important, but I soon told the truth. Postgraduate career without article orientation is a kind of chronic suicide.

Let's start small. I didn't fully understand this relationship when I was a graduate student. Since graduation, I have taken an article, which is refreshing and delicious. I go shopping, buy clothes and eat snacks, but there is no scientific research in my mind. When I went to take the doctor's exam, I cried in front of my tutor and begged him to accept me. Before I regret it, I promised to publish that article well. Because the graduate students didn't have any good articles, they finally got a very ordinary boss. PS: Friends who scored more than 5 points in the big article were all admitted by the big boss, and our future is worse.

Secondly, with articles and doctorates, you can be promoted to disciplines. In this place of Shanghai, garbage cleaners can throw out a doctor. Without a doctorate, I can't apply for the next project. In addition, because the master does not work hard, there is no good article, and the doctor has no protection from the big boss, and there is no way to get the project. This is an infinite loop.

Again, when waiting for work, if you don't have a project, you won't have the money to make a fuss. Do you pay for it yourself? The seniors above are all waiting for the promotion of the article. It's our turn. My intestines are twisted into twists.

Moreover, there are some magical places where you can send golden hair articles. For example, the first hospital of Ningbo issued 1 SCI with a score of 1, and the hospital gave 50,000 cash rewards, which was very tempting. Fudan is ok, 10000/ min. If I publish two low-grade SCI papers a year, I will get a bonus of 20,000, a scholarship of 8,000, a Ping Shu scholarship of 4,500 and a national scholarship of 20,000. My abacus is tinkling. Two low SCI scores are equal to more than 50,000, and 50,000 is equal to N pairs of shoes, N clothes and countless chicken legs.

Finally, with the article, you can be promoted to the title and bid farewell to the "Millennium participation"; Only with articles can we climb up, apply for master tutor and doctoral tutor, and recruit students like us for nothing; With articles, we can get more resources to serve ourselves. The article will roll bigger and bigger like a snowball, laying a certain foundation for your future. But not the article is everything. I didn't say that.

Maybe you will scoff and think that what I said is nonsense, but please accept the bleak reality. Your boss has put you in the lab. You can choose to muddle along with soy sauce, or you can work hard to do scientific research to protect your future. We can swear, but this can't stop the relentless passage of time. In fact, as long as we are chanting the words "silver and future" when doing experiments, you will find that scientific research is so beautiful.

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