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What would you say if you were asked to prove that you were poor in one sentence?

Prove that you are poor in one sentence? This question really needs to be answered. Do you think you can make it clear that you are poor in one sentence? I don't know, maybe you are poor today and suddenly you will be successful in official career tomorrow. What I'm talking about is that in case, life is an attitude, a spirit and a goal, and the quality of life must have the ability to adjust itself. A poor word can't represent a lifetime. If we have to say poor, I think we should use two words to express it: "too poor"!

One: Get out of the way, don't stop me from drinking northwest wind.

A bittersweet life is nothing more than the taste of rice, oil, salt, sauce, vinegar and tea. There is a saying that a clever woman can't cook without rice. Poverty is not like the sky and home is not like home. This kind of life is unfortunate no matter who it is. Life always likes to play jokes on us. Sometimes, the harder you work, the more miserable your life is. The harder you work, the bigger the unfortunate joke played by heaven, which makes us hard to prevent and gradually.

Two: I don't wash my hair for several years just to eat oil.

Sometimes life is like a cup of Erguotou. Difficulties are like springs. You are weak, it is strong. When you are happy and rich, think more about how you spent that difficult time and whether there is anyone to help you through the trough of life. When you are in trouble and have no money, learn to adjust your emotions, adjust your cognitive concept of thinking about life, cheer up and learn to release the pressure in life!

Three: When the beggar shook his rice bowl at me, I felt that he was showing off his wealth to me.

We encounter too many unhappy things in life. Some people say that we are too poor in this life, and we will never beg for food in our lifetime! It shows that he is not poor, at least he has food and can have plenty of food and clothing. In life, don't always see the pessimistic side, don't always see that he is not as good as others, there may be many people who live worse than themselves! Face life positively and optimistically! Life is only 30,000 days, and sleeping is only one foot wide. No matter how well you live and how big the house is, it is only a temporary residence, and that small box is your forever home!

Prove yourself poor in one sentence. What should you say?

I think one sentence is enough to prove that I am poor. If you don't believe me, I will prove it to you in one sentence, and you will definitely sigh after reading it. I'm surprised. I am the only poor man in the world! So what word is so powerful?

"poor"!

Why is this? Because I haven't seen money for more than 30 years, I don't know what money is, and I haven't read books. I also asked others to write these words in my notebook, and I don't know if he wrote them correctly. Besides, in recent years, I have never eaten or drunk water. I have been painting cakes to satisfy my hunger and watching plums to quench my thirst. My family has never slept under the bridge opening and covered my body with leaves.

In order to live a good life, I dare not wash my face, take a bath or brush my teeth. After all, these daily things need money, and I can't do anything that can be done with money. Besides, I'm already out of breath. After all, I haven't eaten for decades, so I saved my last strength to see who is poorer than me, so that I can make friends, lest someone remember me when I leave.