A funny joke.

1. One day on the bus, a man and a woman collided because of the crowd. The fashionable girl turned around and said, "Are you sick?" The man felt puzzled and replied, "Do you have any medicine?" The people in the car snickered! The woman felt very angry and replied, "Are you mentally ill?" The man said coldly, "Can it be cured?" The whole car is hilarious! The bus driver stopped to lie on the steering wheel and laugh!

My parents called me and said, "Your cousin came home today and brought a beautiful girlfriend. If you don't bring your girlfriend home in a couple of days, your father and I will have no place to put it. " I have no choice but to rent a girlfriend from the internet. When I brought it home today, my parents turned blue: "Isn't this your cousin's girlfriend?" Damn it! I'm really not afraid of God-like opponents, and I'm afraid of renting the same girlfriend!

Before Christmas, the boss made every front-line employee wear a Christmas hat, but the quality of the hat was too poor and the color faded badly. In the canteen, several male employees are exaggerating: the color has faded to red. God knows when the boss came. When I heard it, a black line appeared on my face and said, "That's it, let the administrative office change it for you later ... green ..."

When I came to this company for an interview just after graduating from college, the boss told me earnestly: Although the salary is not high, you can get rapid growth here, which is the most important thing for young people. Now, two years later, my boss didn't lie to me. I already look like him.

Forty years old.

My father-in-law saw his daughter's hand hitting the splint and asked her what happened. The daughter said indignantly: "Domestic violence! My hand is broken. " This makes my father-in-law very uncomfortable. He said angrily to his son-in-law, "With which hand did you beat my daughter like this? I want to waste your hand! " The son-in-law covered her swollen face with injustice and said, "I hit her face."

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Ten years ago. Cousin's blind date joke! My hometown and countryside, usually graduated from junior high school or high school, will arrange blind date at home! Once my cousin went on a blind date, and the woman was a little ugly (according to my cousin), but the other parents and women liked my cousin very much! Always praise the child for being good! Cousin always wanted to find a reason to leave, and let the woman's bike go under the pretext of going to the toilet! Then go back to the house and say, uncle, your car is flat. Let me enlarge it for you! Then, the other party thinks that there is something wrong with his brain and resolutely disagrees!

7. Mall manager: I'm a little uneasy about transferring you to the pesticide counter. Shop assistant: Why? Mall manager: According to customers, you can eat whatever you sell.

8. Xiao Pang just lost his job for a simple reason. Today, I was called to the office by teacher Zhang: "Xiao Pang, you can call me in the phone book, but you also wrote it on the website, and the click rate is very high." Now even my children come with your "Who's Zhang Dashan" and say they want to tell me a joke! Do you think I am laughing or not laughing? "

9. In order to catch a list, the company has been working overtime day and night for several days. The boss said to us, "Look at everyone's hard work. I'll give you something exciting tonight to cheer you up! " "After listening to this, everyone screamed and went to work like chicken blood. Late at night, everyone has a bag of espresso and a bottle of Laoganma on their desk. 10. The ex-girlfriend got married and took photos of her children in a circle of friends. I was short of hands, so I replied "How unlike me". As a result, her husband was serious and took the child to do paternity test. I didn't expect it really wasn't her husband's … what should I do now, but the baby isn't mine either!