Jokes describing the appearance and color of vegetables

1. Loofah met a cucumber at the vegetable market and asked in confusion: Sister, no one else wears flowers, but you wear a bright little yellow flower on your head every day. What does it mean? Too corny.

Cucumber said: If you want to be popular, you have to play with flowers. Do you understand? Let me tell you, my move is fresh and visible.

2. Bitter Melon met Eggplant and asked in surprise: Your skin is so good, how do you take care of it?

Eggplant proudly said: I use a purely natural beauty method and don’t use any cosmetics. Facts have proved that it saves money and effort, looks good, and is effective in resisting water and sweat.

3. Snake beans met Snake, and Snake said angrily: You actually imitated me and even "listed" it. I want to complain that you infringed on my portrait rights.

Snake Doujiao said: You really don’t know what is good or bad. What is there to envy about me going public? I am not going to die for you.

4. Bamboo chopsticks met bamboo shoots at the dining table. Chopsticks sighed: As an old friend, I really envy you, you are still so young and beautiful.

Bamboo shoots asked in confusion: Old friend? You mean you know me?

Chopsticks said: Yes, you and I originally came from the same family. When I was young, I was as favored as you. Now that I am older, I have become chopsticks.

5. Broccoli met cauliflower and sighed: Brother, I haven’t seen you for a few years, and my hair is all white.

Caihua said seriously: I'm not worried about you. You wear a cuckold every day and you're not afraid of other people's jokes. I'm almost ashamed to death for you.