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A girl's sentence with a rustic love story routine

a girl's sentence with a rustic love story routine

1. I'll give you a magic trick. What have I done? I like you more.

2. Feel the fabric of my clothes, and see if it is your girlfriend's material.

3. "Do you prefer grilled seafood or barbecue?" Roast seafood first. "I thought you should consider me first"

4. "Were you a thief last night when you were so sleepy?" "Yes, to steal your heart."

5. Come here. I want to talk to you one day.

6. "I am a difficult person to get close to" Why? "Give me a kiss if you don't believe me"

7. How to say, when you smile at me, it feels like I'm a mobile phone with only 1% power left, and at the moment when I was shaking to turn it off, I was suddenly connected to the charger by you.

8. "I want to travel". Where do you want to go? "A day under your bed"

9. Write your name on the cigarette and breathe it into your lungs, so that it can be closest to my heart.

1. "You know who you are." Of course I am myself. "No, you are the mother of my baby son."

11. "I can't finish my meals every day. Do you know why?" Why? "Because I always want to save one for you"

12. Are you tired? Not tired, but you've been running in my head all day.

13. Immediately =like you

14. "No pains are spared, so you are here."

15. Do you know what my only weakness is? What? It's your weakness

16. I doubt that your essence is a book. Otherwise, the more I look at you, the more I want to sleep.

17. In your life, there will at least one time that you forget yourself for someone, asking for no result, no company, no ownership or even love. I just want to meet you in my most beautiful years.

18. "Hey, do you know what it's like when the wind blows into your chest?" "No, I don't know, because it's you who entered."

19. You are my furry coat, my warm embrace in winter, my safe haven in heavy snow, and my lover who will hold hands for the rest of my life.

2. what is "there is a way to save electricity by mobile phone"? I like the color of the sky, the smell of the wind, the depth of the sea and your voice.

22. "Do you know what to get by drilling wood?" Fire "no, marry you"

23. "Do you have a lighter?" "No." "Then how did you light my heart?"

24. We must have a boy when we get married, because I only like you as a girl.

25. I'm always dizzy recently. Do you know what the reason is? I don't know, because love makes people dizzy.

26. It's really beautiful. In the fireworks rain that day, I said I would marry you in a floral dress.

27. What would you like, sir? I want to open your heart.

28. To the world, you are one person; But for me, you are my whole world.

29. Neither the earth nor the sun is the center of the universe, but you are.

3. I still believe that the stars can talk, the stones will bloom, and you will eventually arrive after crossing the wooden fence in summer and the wind and snow in winter. -Rao Xueman

31. Do you know what my weakness is? It's your fault

32. You are the cutest. I didn't have time to think about it when I said it, but after thinking about it, I will still say it.

33. I miss you every day and night in May.

34. Do you know what my shortcomings are? What is it? Shortcomings of you.

35.2.3 Woodenhead, don't move. I'm sorry, I'm moving, my heart is beating.

36. "Can you smile?" "Why?" "Because I forgot to add sugar to my coffee."

37. "Do you like me?" Find out the repeated words in this sentence.

38. What do you belong to? Tigers. No, you belong to me.

39. I was born and lived in the south, planted in your hands, and finally I have been to different places.

4. "liking you is a very troublesome thing." "But I just like looking for trouble." There are 1 ways to eat sugar cakes and miss you 98 times a day.

42. "Are we friends now?" "Yes" "Not after that, because you are my girlfriend";

43. For you, I am willing to give up poetry and distance, and from then on, I will spend my life with you as a poem.

44. The circle of friends that you praised is called donuts.

45. Do you smell anything? The air is getting sweeter without you

46. "If I were Linger, what would you be?" "What?" "Jingle, Jingle wants to jingle."

47. "I like fruit. Do you know what I like to eat?" "Litchi?" "Wrong, of course, you are a pistachio."

48. I still believe that the stars can talk, the stones will bloom, and you will eventually arrive after crossing the fence in summer and the wind and snow in winter.

49. You are the joy of youth, and so is the reverse.

5. "Every time I go through the security check, I can't get through." "They say I have a you in my heart."

51. "Do you know the difference between you and a star?" "What's the difference?" "The stars are in the sky and you are in my heart."

52. "I have a super power. Guess what it is." "What?" "I like you very much."

53. "Can I be my girlfriend? No, I'll think about it again. " "I have wrapped your lipstick, but remember to give it back to me a little every day."

54. Your appearance is like secretly adding a sugar in a day as light as boiled water.

55. This is beef, this is pork, and you are my heart.

56. If only I could be invisible, I would hide in your pillow, in the December wind and in your pocket.

57. What time is it? It's almost o'clock. No, it is the starting point of our happiness.

58. What time is it? Point is the starting point of our happiness.

59. I asked you why I like you, and the answer was that when I was with you, I thought of growing old with you. Because I can't pull myself out of your life, and I like that you can't be spontaneous or even stupid.

6. "Help me see what's wrong with my eyes?" "I didn't see anything." "No? Look carefully for the routine of "really not" and "yes, I have you in my eyes"

1. How can I kiss you in the dark if I don't smash your lamp?

2. The spring breeze is not as good as being with us

3. I awake light-hearted this morning of spring, who is good with me

4. Congratulations on your WIFI now

5. How to solve your worries only by hugging you

6. After eating the whole family bucket with me, we will be considered a family

7. If you go to a place, there is no door.

8. It's raining heavily today. Yes! That's because God drools at you

9. Look at your amazing bones, which is a good material to fall in love with me

1. Nothing will last forever, but I will accompany you for a long time

11. Guess what my blood type is, you are my ideal type

12. There is no wine in your dimples. I am as drunk as a dog

13. Can you tell me what time it is? You should love me more at 12:

14. You are the wind and I am the sand. When I miss you, a grain of sand falls from the sky, and there is the Sahara

15. You are the heart, you are the liver and you are my three-quarters

16. Do you know what quilt should be built in winter? Cover you, my baby

17. Do you know what my shortcomings are? What shortcomings are you

18. The youth I accompanied you through is my once-in-a-lifetime seriousness.

19. Please keep your mouth shut, I will kiss it at any time.

2. If I don't please you, just fall in love with me.

21. The firecrackers don't ring as much as I thought

22. Everything is cloudy and pale, only you shine

23. Forget about him, I'll steal an electric car to support you

24. I'm as sure as a gun. Without a kiss.

25. I got a cut on my hand, so you can do it too, so we are a couple.

26. I have nothing to talk about except being in love with you.

27. I am a playboy, and I like you every second.

28. I see that you can't even pronounce all 26 English letters. Why ABCDEFGHI LOVE U

29. I've put up with you for a long time! So what do you want? I want to put up with you all my life.

3. I want you to look at the first three words of this passage.

31. I think you should be very busy recently, so just look at the first three words.

32. I never have eyes for you, because you are always in my heart.

33. I don't want you to think about it at all.

34. I am lonely and alcoholic. Would you like to talk to me? I like you very much

36. I don't like you very much for nothing

37. I hope you will be a girl, always in love with spring, with poems in your heart and cream on your face.

38. Kiss me if you don't understand anything.

39. Why don't you sleep? I miss you.

4. As long as you remember me, I don't mind the whole world forgetting me.

41. Is your mother's surname Fang? No, my mother's surname is Fang, but if your mother's surname is not Fang, why are you so handsome? High emotional intelligence praises girls' beautiful sultry and earthy love sentences

High emotional intelligence praises girls' beautiful sultry and earthy love sentences 1. What does it feel like to like you? Generally speaking, I am happy at first sight, but I miss you for a long time.

2. The world will not be gentle with you, and God will not take special care of you, but I will.

3. It took all my luck to meet you in my lifetime.

4. "I = female, and your girlfriend = female, right?" Right. So I = your girlfriend, right?

5. I want to buy a piece of land. "What land?" "You are dead set!"

6. "Happy Mother's Day." I'm not a mother yet. "You are the mother of my future child."

7. "I seem to have lost my way." "Where are you going?" "How can I get to your heart?"

8. I doubt that your essence is a book, otherwise why do you make me want to sleep more and more?

9. Where are you from? Hunan people. No, it's my sweetheart.

1. I want to go somewhere. Where? Fuck you!

11. Guess what constellation I am "Gemini?" Wrong, I'm tailor-made for you.

12. How can I relieve my worries? Only hug you.

13. I awake light-hearted this morning of spring, how are you getting along with my friends?

14. "You are Mihua" Why? "Because I want to hug rice flowers"

15. Have you gained weight again recently? Why do you weigh more and more in my heart?

16. "You don't cherish me now, I tell you, after this village." "How?" "I'll wait for you in the next village."

17. "Do you prefer grilled seafood or barbecue?" Grill the seafood first. "I thought you should consider me first"

18. "Do you know why I caught a cold?" "Because you caught a cold?" "No, because I have no resistance to you at all."

19. "What should I do if there is a fire? Huh? Where? "My heart starts to burn when I see you." High EQ praises the girl's beautiful and sultry love story sentence 2

2. "Help me see what happened to my eyes?" "I didn't see anything." "No? Look carefully for "really not" and "yes, I have you in my eyes"

21. I have no mood to sleep for a long night. Let's chat.

22. "Do you like it?" "I really can't, but if you like it, it can make the rice delicious."

23. "I love you. I love you."

25. I don't look at the stars, and I don't look at you, so you and the stars are in the dark.

26. I am less and less like myself now. Then what do you look like? Like your husband

27. What's the spinning one in the playground with a concert? Trojan horse? Hmm, mua

28. "It's a fine day today" Well, it's sunny. "It's very suitable for running and making noise, and it's more suitable for kissing and hugging"

29. "I learned to walk twice in my life". Which time? "once when I was a child, once when I came to you that day"

3. "My chest feels so stuffy" What's the matter? Are you sick? "No, because you are stuck in my heart"

31. "Are you very good at holding dolls?" "No" "Then how did you hold my heart?"

32. Don't you feel tired? You have run in my world several times.

33. Can you teach me how to bag jiaozi? I'm a little stupid, and everything I do is easy to reveal, so is liking you ~

34. Don't let me see you or I'll like you once I see you

35. It is said that marriage is the grave of love, but since I met you, I'm willing to open this cemetery into a garden.

36. "How can I relieve my worries? Only violence …"? Huh? " "... hug you"

37. Are you blind? Hit me in the heart.

38. You are from China, and I am also from China. If you round it off, you will be my person. You have high emotional intelligence and praise girls for their beautiful and sultry love stories. 3.

39. "Do you know the biggest difference between you and fairies?" What's the difference "The fairy is flying in the sky, and you are in my arms"

4. "I lost sleep last night" "What happened?" "I missed you all night"

41. It is the most beautiful thing in my life to meet you at first sight.