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The latest edition of When We Have Money.

When I have money, I will decorate two toilets, a man and a woman. I want to go to the men's room and the other to the women's room.

When we have money, I will buy two socks. I will wear mercerized socks on the left and nylon stockings on the right.

When we have money, I will do two new advertisements for women's products, one for lunch and one for dinner.

When we are rich, Unicom will send me spam messages, and I will reply ten times to see who has offended who.

There are five eggs in the refrigerator:

Somewhere, there is a house with a refrigerator in it.

One day, the first egg whispered to the second egg, "I want to tell you something. Don't talk nonsense." Look, the fifth egg has hair! "

Two eggs were frightened to disgrace.

The next day, the second egg couldn't help saying to the third egg, "Tell you one thing, the fifth egg has long hair!" " "

The third egg looked back carefully: "Holy shit, really!" " "So, I told the fourth egg.

The fourth egg squinted and immediately turned pale with fear, and her voice trembled: "We ... we ... are also very fast."

One day, the fourth egg couldn't help it. He poked the fifth egg carefully and said, "Dude, what's wrong with you? You have green hair! " "

The fifth "egg" looked at it and said, "Slice, long hair? I am kiwi! "