Six ancient humorous couplets

There was a scholar in the Jin Dynasty who thought he could write poems and articles well and often joked with others. One day, when he was having dinner with his friends, he saw a woman in clothes passing by the door with two children and sneered, "A sheep with two lambs."

The woman stared back at him and got it right: two pigs share a trough.

It is difficult to find a bachelor.

Legend has it that there was once a poor scholar who could not afford a daughter-in-law and lived alone, but he was strong-willed and liked to fight against injustice. He often wrote a complaint for the aggrieved person, which was hated by the gentry. Once, someone falsely accused a poor scholar, and the county magistrate arrested him and made a pair. The time was limited to one to ten, otherwise it would be dealt with severely. The first part of the county magistrate is:

Yunsuo Mountain, which peak dares to come out?

The words sound just fell and the poor scholar without thinking, then to the bottom allied way:

It is difficult to get this bachelor!

Say that finish, turn around and leave. The county magistrate was dumbfounded.

Step 3 perfect

Once upon a time, a businessman was buried together after his parents died. Because he didn't know the rules, he buried his father in the west and his mother in the east by mistake. Later, after being reminded, the merchant decided to correct it, but it was not easy to move the grave, so he set up two stone pillars in front of the grave and prepared to ask someone to write couplets on them for correction. All the local scholars were invited, but they refused to sayno. Finally, they invited a Jinshi. Jinshi smiled and said, "Then try it." Wrote a scribble:

Never left.

Why do you want to divide things after death?

People who used to read this couplet called it good.

4. Monk bones and Dongpo corpses

One night, Su Dongpo and his friend Fo Yin went boating on the river. Suddenly, Su Shi pointed to the left bank and then to Fo Yin, smiling without a word. Fo Yin looked around and saw a yellow dog gnawing at a bone. He realized something and threw the cattail leaf fan with Su Dongpo's poem in his hand into the water. Two people four eyes relative, can't help laughing. It turns out that this is a dumb couplet.

Su Shi: Dogs gnaw at bones by the river (monks)

Fo Yin: Water flows east (poem).

5, bamboo "short" bamboo "nothing"

Xie Jin, a bachelor of Hanlin in Ming Dynasty, was born in a poor family and lived in the bamboo garden of Cao Shangshu's house. He wrote a couplet on his own door:

Bambusa door to door

Jia Zang thousands of books

Cao Shangshu was very unhappy after seeing it. He thought: Can my bamboo garden be borrowed by others? So a famous family member cut down a bamboo. Xie Jin added two words to the couplet after seeing it:

The door is as short as a thousand bamboo poles.

Jia Cang Qian Shu Chang

Cao Shangshu was even more angry after reading it, and ordered his family to cut all the bamboos in the garden. After Xie Jin saw it, he added a sentence below the couplet:

This door is short of bamboo.

This family owns thousands of books.

Cao Shangshu is finally at the end of his rope.

6. There is something wrong with the beast

Jie Jin is an honest official. Some powerful people planned a banquet and fooled Jie Jin on the spot. At the meeting, a noble man said to Jie Jin, "The old man has a pair of couplets and thought about it for a long time. I wonder if he can give me some advice? " Noble read the prepared couplets:

Two apes cut down trees in the deep mountains. How dare the little monkey saw them?

As soon as he finished reading, a group of assistants immediately exclaimed and laughed at Jie Jin. Unexpectedly, Jie Jin calmly said, "Forgive my offense", and then made a bottom line:

The horse is stuck in the mud, how can the old beast run out of its hoof?

The dignitaries were dumbfounded and left in succession.