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How to start a story with "he said with red eyes: mainly for me"?

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He said with red eyes, "Give me a soft suit."

I couldn't help laughing. I reached out to tuck him in and gently coaxed him. "Go to sleep, there is everything in my dream."

Say that finish, he turned and went out, high heels banging on the floor one build what did not build, gently closed the door, isolated from the hot line of sight behind him.

"Jiang Ji really think, want me to give him mainly? I'm fucking kind not to kill him. " I glanced at the word "Chen Songhang" on my mobile phone and picked up the phone to talk to him disdainfully.

On the other end of the phone, Chen Songhang snorted an arrogant smile from his nose. "One day, the husband and wife will be grateful for a hundred days. How can you be so cruel? "

I got into the car, put my cell phone aside, put on Bluetooth and stepped on the gas pedal. "Stop being sarcastic and wrap things up. Jiang Qi is in the hospital now. He is too weak to handle this matter. If he doesn't take advantage of his illness, he will die. You make fun of this, how rich do you think I am? "

When the headphones were full of current, I looked at the red light for a minute and a half ahead and couldn't help but fall into memories.

Jiang Qi and I grew up together. We should be childhood friends, but we are tough.

I envy him because he despises me.

Jealous that he is still in my class two years younger than me, jealous that his parents love each other and my parents play their own games, jealous that he is arrogant but has many fans.

In short, he is the moon in the sky and I am the frost on the ground.

All this is so annoying.

But I am barely a villain, not a villain, so I didn't want to kill him despite my poor performance in the fight and all kinds of comparisons.

Blame him for being cheap, and you have to like me to hide my inferiority.

( 1)

Jiang Qiping is so procrastinating that many people don't like him, but I didn't expect that he was surrounded by a dozen people in a dark alley.

Passing by and seeing the bruise on his forehead, I picked my eyebrows in a good mood.

"Shen Zhi, mind your own business." That idiot in the seventh middle school next door saw me stop and threatened me viciously.

Originally, with my personality, I have to take care of him to talk to me like this, but it's unfortunate that Jiang Qi. Even if I was angered, I was in a good mood and ignored it. "I didn't see anything."

Say that finish, I walked forward. I don't know whether the loud ridicule of the group of people behind me in No.7 Middle School angered me, or whether Jiang Qi was beaten again and again and his uncontrollable muffled hum caused my irritability.

After that, I dropped my schoolbag, took out my cell phone in my school uniform pants and dialed 1 10. I called the police in front of those bastards who tried to eat me alive, and then hung up the phone to say hello to them.

Unfortunately, they were not as tough as me, and they were afraid that the police would come, so they finally ran away.

I wiped the blood from my mouth and leaned against the wall, listening to the alarm from far and near, half smiling: "Brother is a brother, but still not."

Jiang Qi hardly looked up at me, and the light in his eyes faded away. Finally, his beautiful thin lips twitched slightly and shook his eyes. "It won't happen again."

Fortunately, the people at the police station didn't know me well, knew that I was the scourge of Shenyang, and in view of my courageous behavior this time, they quickly let me go.

I ran to the drugstore across the street to buy medicine. When I paid, I found Jiang Qi standing at the door. I grabbed the medicine and went out. "Aren't you going home?"

"Waiting for you."

"I won't go back. If I fight for you, you can blame me. I don't agree. "

Jiang took a sip of his thin lips, with a long eyebrow and a slight pick, with familiar arrogance and unfamiliar displeasure.

I don't care what he is thinking. I sit on the side of the road at the door and take medicine for myself with my mobile phone. Although no one is chasing me, I am still not blind and know that I am as beautiful as a demon, so the first thing I do every time is to deal with the wound on my face.

After applying ointment and sticking a band-aid, Yu Guang saw that Jiang Qi was still standing next to me, and his beautiful porcelain face was painted. With the love of beauty, I threw him the rest of the medicine. "Well, here you are."

Jiang grabbed it and lowered his eyes. "I won't."

"Laughing to death, you don't want me to help you. Come and see if I don't crush you. " I smiled and pointed to the river. He is not stupid, so he took a step back.

Just when I thought he was right, the man crouched down, put his beautiful white face in front of me and opened the ointment in his hand.

The expression is innocent and cold, and there is no intention of seduction.

I narrowed my eyes slightly, and as a result, the ointment was treated for him, and he was not killed.

It's getting late. Jiang Qi followed me half a step and walked with me under the dim street lamp.

"You're not going back?"

"Go back to do? Nobody goes back, I live in a hotel. " If you don't live at home, you won't feel that you have no home.

The silence dispersed.

When I arrived at the hotel, I waved to Jiang Ji and went in without looking back.

(2)

Saving Jiang Qi that day was really the worst decision I made in my life.

Because this annoying little brother began to cling to me crazily, and finally he liked me very much, and everyone knew it. His mother almost knelt on the ground and begged him to leave me alone.

What the fuck did you say?

"What girl is Shen Cha? We will never agree with you to associate with such a girl, and Shenyang is more chaotic. Look at her parents' virtue! Mom would rather you marry a girl who has no power or influence in the future than allow you to marry Shen Zhi! Unless you deny me as a mother! "

At that time, I was standing in front of Jiang's house with my robot model. I was in an unprecedented bad mood. I didn't even want to hear what Jiang said, so I left his house.

I am not a girl, and I am not the daughter of a good family.

But your son likes me, and I may not like him.

Hey, bad luck.

But I have to admit, every word is engraved in my heart. In the end, I crossed the ocean, and with Shenyang's financial resources, I threw money into the best university in the United States, where I cut off contact with everyone and tried to make myself the best.

It's not that I don't deserve Jiang Qi, but that he doesn't deserve Shen Zhi.

Not only do I not deserve it, but I despise it.

Businessmen value profits. I still have to fight with some illegitimate children here. I can bite the fat meat that Jiang Qi sent me. I have no reason not to use him to take down those bastards.

Did I do something wrong? Why should I be the main?

It's just a few night shows in business, but he takes it too seriously.

The car behind me honked wildly. I looked back at the green light, stepped on the gas pedal, listened to the sweet roar of McLaren and smiled in a good mood.

After pouring two glasses of whisky in the bar, grandson Chen Songhang arrived. "How do you drink like this? Are you guilty? Nothing, nothing, the Jiang family is still there, and there is no skin. "

I raised my glass and smiled in a low voice. "You know I'm a bad man. How can I feel guilty? "

Chen Songhang is one of my few friends since I was a child. How can you misunderstand me?

"Not necessarily, your bad target this time is Jiang Qi." Chen Songhang looked at me unfathomable, and the eyes that saw through everything made people want to tear his face.

I put away my smile and sneered, "Jiang Qi is a fart."

"Really?" Familiar, cold voice coming from behind me, my heart tightened, subconsciously turned around, I saw Jiang Qi, his face was as white as a cucumber.

The lights in the bar are dim and ambiguous, and he looks more beautiful when he shines on his face. His narrow eyes are a little stiff, which is the usual emotionless appearance, but they look colder.

Ginger is dressed in black, but his face is morbidly pale, with a little weakness and pity. Unfortunately, he is completely noble, but he still seems to be out of place here.

"How did you get out?" I stood up and tried to help him. Stomach perforation was no joke, but he held back.

Holding my chin like no one's watching, not light or heavy, ambiguous temptation, so that Chen Songhang has been well-advised to pick his eyebrows and leave, and got into the group of women.

"There is nothing in the dream. I have been doing it for many years. " The river rises and falls, pretending to be poor.

I stood up and waved him away, avoiding the subject. "Take you back to the hospital."

"You have been drinking, so you can't drive. Your hotel is next door ... "Jiang Qi slender hand around my waist, his strength is not heavy, as if very weak.

"Good for you." I listened to the gas smile, stretched out his hand and patted his face side, some frivolous.

(3)

Jiang Qi put his arm around my waist and walked into the hotel. We seem to be a very loving couple.

Before turning on the light, Jiang Qi pressed me against the door with a backhand, with great effort.

His thin lips were cold and his breath was burning. When the kiss burns out, it makes people tremble. I climbed up his neck and asked, "Is your stomach ready?" Can you do it? Don't die in my bed. "

"Kill you first." Jiang Qi's voice is very cold. Even if this sentence is ambiguous, it will inevitably make people take it seriously.

Just kill me.

I went back to China and went to Shenshi. I laughed at those bastards. What did Ms. Pei Wenyu say? "Shen Zhi, you don't have the ability to pick up those bastards. My pretty boy won't give you such useless waste. "

I haven't heard from you for six years, and all I'm waiting for is ridicule. What am I expecting?

Stop it, Shen Xiu. Those idiots are fine, but they are all sinking. I almost smashed the whole room with hard bones.

It happened that Jiang Qi sent it to the door. He sat in the back of the car, his legs crossed, and he looked lazy and arrogant in the shadow. "Don't you dare come back." Although it is not pleasant to say, this tone obviously does not mean blame.

I let go of the car door and got in. The moment I closed the door, I thought about using it. "Why should I leave? You don't know? "

Jiang Qi's eyes drooped. "You know I just want you? I said it that day. "

Holding the leather bag chain, my men curled up and finally stabilized their minds. I told the truth, "Jiang Qi, don't always stare at what you don't have. You already have too much. If I were you, I would cherish what I have now. At least, I can't bear to make my mother angry. "

Unfortunately, I'm not Jiang Qi. I have nothing to cherish, only money and power to fight for.

Jiang Qi's thin lips moved, as if ready to refute. In the end, he probably thought it useless to say more. He evoked a half-sarcastic smile, pulled me over and gently hugged my neck. "But you are not me."

All right.

There is no reason not to eat the fat delivered to your door.

However, his gentleness sometimes really made me lose my mind, until finally Jiang Qi was calculated by me, and the project failed and suffered heavy losses, and I benefited from it and dragged it down.

That day, he was drunk, his eyes were red and he was pitifully wronged. "Have you been using me?"

Before I could speak, his more aggrieved voice was deep and sweet, and he was still drunk. "Do you like me?"

My eyes lit up, as if to say I like it, and it doesn't matter.

At that moment, I admitted that my heart was beating violently, but the phone at his hand rang and broke the silence. Looking at the word "mom" on it, I recovered my calm.

Growing up, I had very few things. I didn't want to grab them desperately, but tried my best to push them away and confirm over and over again that they belonged to me completely.

I didn't say three words I didn't like, and Jiang Qi turned pale. I strode forward in surprise, flustered.

Finally, when I woke up from the operation, this man asked me to leave mainly.

Joke, impossible.

"What are you thinking?" Jiang Qi bit my earlobe, and the action intensified. I couldn't help arching.

I put my arm around his waist and answered truthfully, "I miss you."

A sweet chuckle got into my eardrum and shook. He finally pushed it to the bed and whispered, "Take your time."

Ups and downs, can't try.

But I know that many problems between us have not been solved, and happiness is just a means to escape.

(4)

It's still deep at night. I wake up leisurely and fall asleep beside me. The moonlight enveloped him a little unreal.

I slipped out of his prison, put on my bathrobe, sat on the carpet beside the bed and smoked. My mood is unprecedented, and I have fallen to the extreme.

A slender shadow appeared on the white carpet, and Jiang Qi leaned over and smoked a cigarette between my fingers. When I looked back at him, I saw that he stubbed out the scarlet cigarette end with a straight face and threw it into the trash can.

There is still residual heat at the fingertips. He pinched my earlobe and raised his eyes to ask questions. Seems to be familiar arrogance. "You still smoke afterwards, is it beautiful?"

I can't help laughing. Jiang looks like a princess, but he is still a bit hot-tempered.

Suddenly broke a person's loneliness and was pulled into a busy world.

"This is not an afterthought. It's cool for me. I have to smoke a cigarette slowly. " I spat at his white face, with the smell of tobacco that was about to disperse.

The man blushed at once, even if the room was dark and the moonlight was dim, he knew it clearly.

I let go of my ears, stood up vertically, walked away, looked natural and finally sat on the sofa. "Stop, let's turn this thing over."

I know what he said is that I lied to him to take advantage of him, subconsciously grabbed the fluff of his carpet and lowered my eyelids. "Is Jiang always so easy to send?" Just sleeping? "

Speak out and regret it.

Just now, the mild atmosphere instantly solidified. Jiang Qi said nothing, looked cold and calm, changed his neat clothes and went out. Until the door closed, I suddenly woke up and ran away with the princess.

Holding the coffee table, I wanted to stand up, but I didn't know what to do, so I sat down again.

Forget it. Not appropriate.

He is so nice that everyone likes him.

I am so bad that everyone hates me.

What about working hard in America? You can't hide several thick layers of gold. Selfish, hypocritical, vicious inner feelings and struggles have entered the past that everyone hates, right?

The seeds of Shen Yiyuan and Pei Wenyu can be good things.

Knock on the door rang, two light and one heavy, like knocking on my heart, the whole person was stuck, Jiang Qi? How is that possible?

I only froze for a moment, and then stumbled to open the door. At the door, Jiang stood up, his eyes drooping, revealing some subtle tenderness.

Very sexy.

It feels hot from the inside out.

I subconsciously put my arms around his neck and asked uncertainly, "Why are you here?"

"I don't know anything about you?" Jiang Qi pinched my neck and asked sarcastically.

Some things must be admitted and liked.

I like him.

I dare not have his love, and I am ashamed of it.

Finally, I was led in and curled up on the sofa. I kissed Jiang Qi's face and smiled. "Jiang Qi, you are really something."

"Shut up if you can't talk." Jiang Ji raised his eyebrows, and his thin lips blocked my dumb mouth and empty heart.

If there were only him and me in the world, there would be no worries.