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This afternoon, I am sad to tell you that I can't go home to have dinner with you. I wanted to tell you the bad news quickly and accurately, but those "tracheitis" in the office were on the alert and despised. Gao Le took the phone and explained to his wife why he couldn't go back for two hours. It's not over yet. What a fucking trouble! (Please forgive my saying) But I'm glad my wife is better, at least she can write a note report.

Dear Mrs. Nai, I think I still have to explain. I also thought I could call you right away, but the pocket money you gave me this month was not enough to buy a 10 phone card except for the last pack of cigarettes. I asked my aunt at the newsstand to buy a 5-yuan one, and she took out her broom and asked me if I was an alien.

Honey, it's not easy. I happened to meet a friend, Radish, and called you on Radish's cell phone, but your phone was always busy. I know, it must be that "Tang Priest's MM" named Dou Ding who is discussing with you again whether the tight oil export in the Middle East will affect the price increase of cosmetics, whether the post-war reconstruction in Iraq will promote the increase of China's clothing styles, whether Xiaobu's daughter's boyfriend is handsome again, and whether Prince William's 12 girlfriend is not as good as the eighth. An hour later, my friend radish really couldn't wait, because I saw his eyes were red and radish was strong and always excited. I comforted him and said, don't worry, brother, you will have a good wife like me. He finally burst into tears, and I was at a loss ... how could radish cry?

Dear wife, I mean I can't go home on time to eat your cooking. Please understand. Today is the 1 1 time I ask for leave from you this month. As we all know, the head office sent investigators to inspect twice, customers visited four times, brothers contacted business twice and the government visited twice. In fact, twice I could go home five minutes early, but they were too heavy, so I dragged them out of the hotel and put them in a taxi without any difficulty. Honey, you don't have to ask about my buddy's vicissitudes. Vicissitudes are with me. Don't worry, I'll let vicissitudes of life call you, so that our family can still have 2 yuan of mobile phone bills left (according to your regulations, can I get a commission? )。

Dear wife, I really want to eat your cooking. As far as I can remember, the food you cooked was more delicious than a big dish sweating from north to south. Therefore, I always thought that I was the happiest person in the world and married such a good wife, but today is a regret in my life, and I feel very sorry that I can't eat my wife's cooking! ! If I can have another chance tomorrow, I will say to you: wife, I want three bowls! ! I like your braised eggplant to be oily eggplant, or your hot and sour soup to be chili pepper soup.

Dear Naidi's wife, I must follow your instructions: drink less, eat more vegetables, never drink more wine that I shouldn't drink, and never let go of a mouthful of food that I should eat. I won't wash my hair with the leader. You know, every time I wash my hair, I wash it within the date you specify, in case of "accidents" I will not accompany the vicissitudes of leadership to erect the "Great Wall". You know I never have more money in my pocket than 20 yuan; I'm not going to sing karaoke either. You know the voice and way our leader sings can make people nervous.

Honey, I solemnly promise you that I will be home before 20: 15: 30 in the evening. Please rest assured! If I come late, please lock the door safely, but please kindly put my quilt and pillow in the doorway corridor, otherwise I will pay more for my family if I catch a cold, which I think you don't want to see.

All right, wife, let's call it a day. I want to report today's thoughts to you, but the boss has left the office. I have to prepare a meal for the leader first. Husband's living expenses are guaranteed at 50 cents next month 19 yuan. The above situation is true, please check with my wife.

Honey, don't worry that my note will be late, because I contacted a takeaway from the pizza shop and they will deliver it home in half an hour. I put the note in it. Please read the instructions. If there are any instructions, put them in the pizza and sell them to me, and I will know. I hope my wife will reply soon! ! Stop! !

I admire your husband the most.

P.S. has three things to remind his wife. First, use the company phone instead of the mobile phone to save money! Second, remember to bring your keys when you go home. Third, the husband will burn foot bath water immediately after returning home, otherwise it will be cold and hot early. I was going to write it on it, but I have sealed the envelope.