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Interesting composition in class (there is a paradise on earth)
Every moment, all kinds of things will happen in the class, including laughter, sadness and sadness. In short, the joys and sorrows in the class contact us. Next, I will tell you some interesting things about our class!
I remember last winter, when the school started, before our music books were distributed, the music teacher played a game with us during the music class. Rules of the game: Each student prepares four small notes with time, person, place and event written on them, then the last row of students put them away on the lecture table, and then the teacher randomly draws a group to form a sentence. The game begins. We write down the time, people, places and events on four small pieces of paper, then fold them up and give them to the last person, and then give them to the teacher. "Yesterday, today, tomorrow, Xiao Ming, in the park, playing the game of Altman playing little monsters." Suddenly, everyone in the class burst out laughing, even Xiaohong, who doesn't like to laugh at ordinary times, burst out laughing. The teacher continued to read, "On August 8, 2008, at 8: 08: 08, in the boys' dormitory, Xiao Fang sang uneasily while sleeping." There was another burst of laughter in the class, and then the classmate next to him said, "That's brilliant!" " "Then someone said, what is good? This is the essence, understand? " There was another burst of laughter in the class ...
In this way, this music class is over, and the corridor is full of laughter and laughter from our class. This is our interesting class! Welcome to join!
Part II: Interesting things in class
I am so happy on Friday. There will be another holiday tomorrow. The teacher told jokes again. Time flies. I am happier than primary school. Hee hee.
The first class in the afternoon was the most annoying geography class in the class, but Wang, who taught geography, didn't come again. It's only been more than a month since school started, and there are only two geography classes every week. He owes us six classes. What an irresponsible bad teacher! But it's okay, so I don't want to sleep. I will take my favorite English class, hee hee, and feel glad! Happy, laugh wildly.
In this class, the teacher talked about the English pronunciation of paper and words-conductor. Because we have never learned this word, the teacher hopes that we will read it when we see it in the future. If we can remember this word, let's read it three times. We learn: "command, command, command, command, command, command …" If the teacher hadn't stopped us, we would have read it at least ten times. The whole class has this little smirk on their faces.
When the teacher saw us like this, he said, "The repeaters in our class are all broken and the tapes are stuck!" " "At the moment, the whole class burst into laughter, some burst into tears, and I was one of them. Some laughed and cried in pain.
Watch our class have fun, have fun! Teacher Fang is humorous!
The third part: classroom interest-the first small-scale scientific and technological production activity.
Today, the teacher assigned us a task to make a small production with technical content. Hand it in within a week. This is my first contact with this kind of thing. I thought about it, I didn't know what to do, so I had to search from the computer, but it was all difficult, and I couldn't even! I read a web page with a flashlight. But I know nothing about electricity. I have to ask grandpa.
Grandpa asked me to get batteries, wires and lamps. I really don't understand what he is doing. I searched everything and finally found it. Grandpa said to me, "Now the moment to witness the miracle is coming." Grandpa tied the wire to the lamp first, then put the lamp at one end of the battery, and then put another wire at the other end. In this way, it will light up after a while. "Wow, that's amazing!" I cried in surprise. Grandpa said to me, "It's nothing really. As long as you carefully observe everything around you, you will find something. "
I know how to turn on the light bulb, but I really racked my brains to think what to do with the flashlight next. I have been thinking about this problem for the next three days. But still in vain. Grandpa said, "It doesn't matter, as long as you work hard." I know grandpa is encouraging me. But I really can't think of it. I have to give in. I made a relatively simple thing and gave it to the teacher. My heart is very bad, because I flinch when I encounter difficulties.
Although I didn't succeed, I learned something from it: how to conduct electricity. This activity gave me great inspiration.
The fourth article: interesting things in makeup class
The summer vacation is coming, and I thought I could finally "vent". Who knows? Mom has given me many lessons, and I am miserable!
On the day of class, I came to the make-up classroom with my schoolbag on my back in frustration. It is said that this make-up class makes up the best English. I'll think it over. It can just make up for my poor English, and it's worth thinking about. So, thinking came to my classroom. At first glance, there are many top students in our class Is this makeup class really so good? Actually invited all the "great gods", it seems that we should have a good time this summer vacation!
The first class is English. The English teacher is a little short and fat and wears glasses. However, people should not look good. She taught us the words first, then made us familiar with the words and began to recite them. Because there are gifted classes and poor classes here, we have made rapid progress.
In this way, the first day passed
The next day, halfway through our English class, the teacher suddenly dragged us some buzzwords from their junior high school: aren't you sharing? Can you fight alone? That's the balcony! Let our whole class laugh!
On another occasion, the girls with the best English in the makeup class loved to joke, and the teachers liked to make do with it. She said that Ren's father, wearing stockings and a skirt with suspenders, was another sensational figure in the class. Learn to learn, play and play, and let us learn knowledge while playing. I think this is the superb place of this remedial course. In this way, we spent this month's tutoring time in happiness day by day.
This summer vacation means a lot to me!
Article 5: Interesting things in class
Our class is like a zoo, with American monkeys (Zhi Yifan), Persian cats (Guo Sicong), Donald Duck (Tang), yellow croaker (Huang) and tortoise (Qi Haitao). ...
Everyone has different enemies, different enemies.
Dissolve the class
"Hold a sail, come here!" Don shouted to him. Zhi Yifan hid in Tibet, but he was still found by Tang. "Monkey! You are dead! " Ah! Poor Yifan, the ghost wolf is howling again.
attend a class
If Yifan is lucky after class, because there are only ten minutes, then Yifan will die quietly in class.
Zhi Yifan accidentally bumped into Tang. Alas! Don began to pinch his thigh again. Yifan's pain is unbearable, but he dare not shout it out in class. Wang Yifan held back, and Tang He finally let go. I think: the monkey must have left a pinch mark on his thigh.
release
School will be over soon, and their final battle will begin. Yifan, what are you doing! "Nothing ... nothing ... nothing." "Say or not? If you don't say it, you will be miserable today! "
Ah! ! ! Support a sail, poor thing! School is almost over, and don is going to beat me up again. Alas! How miserable the monkey is!
This is only a short section of the class music, and there are many enemies, such as Chen Kaiyi-Chen Bidao, Zhi Yifan-Tang, Yang Keqin, Tu, Zhou Zhuoping, Tang-Wang Junjie, Li-Jin, etc ... Because of these enemies, our class is full of fun!
Article 6: Classroom fun
The class is like a warm family, with repeated stories and brand-new content every day, but there is always laughter anyway. Although I sometimes have a little trouble with my classmates, I always laugh it off and calm down.
There are many interesting things in our class. Sometimes, students wear their shoes backwards because they are in a hurry to come to school, and they don't notice it themselves. (Ha ha, more than once. Some of them often tell small jokes to make the students laugh. Of course, the most interesting thing is that there are two Chen Qian with the same name in our class.
I remember when Chen Qian Jr. (called Chen Qian Jr. because he was short) just moved here, there came a big Chen Qian (called Chen Qian Jr. because he was tall). In class that day, the teacher asked Chen Qian to answer questions.
"Brush", Chen Qian stood up. They looked at each other for two seconds and laughed in unison. Then, the class was full of laughter. The teacher laughed at a loss. So we have to call them "the first group Chen Qian" and "the second group Chen Qian" for the time being. However, two weeks later, the trouble came again, because two weeks later.
Therefore, the teacher had to call them Little Chen Qian and Big Chen Qian, which finally calmed down a storm. However, once, I called Xiao Chen Qian's home, and her mother got a call, so I asked, "Aunt, is Xiao Chen Qian at home?"
"Little Chen Qian? Little Chen Qian? Oh! You go find our Qian Qian! But his name is obviously Chen Qian. Why do you call him little Chen Qian? " Alas! I have no choice but to explain to my aunt why. ......
Article 7: Classroom fun
When I was a senior one, many unforgettable interesting things happened in our class.
We are the happiest in physical education class. Sometimes, because of rain or snow, we can't go to the outer hall. When we were in the classroom, the PE teacher told us jokes. We listened very happily. Every time we look forward to his arrival, we only hear footsteps in the corridor. We guess that must be our PE teacher. He gently pushed open the classroom door, walked quickly to the front of the podium, took out his carefully prepared joke book and found it. Then, his expression went into telling jokes, and we listened carefully. Sometimes, he writes on the blackboard so that we can understand. We laughed at the funny place and said while laughing, everyone laughed so innocently and brilliantly that the teacher couldn't help laughing. The jokes he tells us are the most interesting and can make us full of energy when we are depressed.
It was more lively when we went to the outer hall. Boys play basketball. I can't, but it looks fun. They split into two teams to see which one can be the final winner. There is a boy who is sweating because of the heat and is still playing. Once he ran quickly to the basket with the ball, but was stopped by the other side. He quickly held the ball tightly, turned around in place, then aimed at the basket and threw it. Basketball is flying in the air and everyone is staring at it. Finally, the goal was scored. Some people cheered, some people were depressed, and some people squatted down to have a rest. In order to facilitate the wonderful performance later, and then continue to play, until the bell rings, they are reluctant to leave.
Of course, we girls also play games, but not like boys. We just play some simple games, or chat under the tree without playing games. Because it is summer and we girls are afraid of the sun, we are all in a hurry to finish class and finally wait for the sweet bell.
The earth is full of life. Flowers and plants are growing, the sky is blue, birds are flying and children are playing under the sky.
I recall my class fun, and I miss my class.
Article 8: Interesting things in class
During my five years in primary school, there were countless stories about spring rain. Whenever I think of them, I feel as if I were there, and I am back to those interesting activities in my childhood class. What impressed me most was making a snowman. This is in the winter of my third grade, and it is snowing heavily. Although the students are sitting upright in the classroom, they are thinking, "The class will be over soon. When can we play with the snow?" At this time, Mr. Zhu seemed to see our thoughts and smiled and said to the students, "If you do well in this class and finish your homework, I will take you to the moral class to make a snowman!" " "Suddenly, the classroom is boiling. The students finished their homework quickly. Finally, the moral lesson arrived, and we skipped behind Mr. Zhu and walked to the fifth floor platform. There is so much snow on the platform on the fifth floor! When it was all white, the students flocked in and began to make their beloved snowman. In less than three minutes, everyone was already in full swing. Look! I was about to pick up my snowball, but it broke when I didn't hold it firmly. Other students quickly come and help me roll. Wu Rongrong is building a snowman's body. Although her little hands are red with cold, she is still very busy. Look, Zhang Ke is collecting snowflakes and wants to have a snowball fight! Before you know it, it's time for class to be over. Our snowman has been built. The snowman in our group is like a pupil. The warm scarf is her bright red scarf, the girls' hairpins are her eyes and nose, and the curved branches of the spring flower are its endless smile. Wow! This snowman activity is really interesting. I hope we can relive the fun of snowman next time it snows.
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