The funniest joke is greater than or equal to 3.

1, you are cool, you drink the water from the reservoir, sleep in the ancient tomb, and have a waterfall in your mouth. You think you are the story of diusim lyu3 bu4, but you are actually an Antarctic aborigine.

2, you are very handsome, you are very handsome, with a nest of cabbage on your head, a sack on your body and kelp tied around your waist. You think you are Dong Fangbubai, but in fact you are the second generation of declining gods.

Second, the brain is not good to make people say:

1, xxx, let me tell you a story: once upon a time, there was a fool. When someone asked him a question, he only answered' No'. Have you heard the story? He said if not, you can be sarcastic.

2, xxx, let me ask you something. Once upon a time, a hunter found a pig and raised his gun and killed it. The hunter went to the pig, but the pig suddenly stood up. Why? He doesn't talk, looks at you, and you say, "The pig is wondering, too."

3, xxx, once upon a time there was a family who planned to kill the pig or the donkey first (choose one). Which one should I choose? If he says kill the pig first, you answer him, "Yes, the donkey thinks so!" " "If he says to kill the donkey first, you answer him," Yes, the pig thinks so! " "