"Urgent" please tell me a joke,

No.1

Male: "Can I ask you for directions?"

Female: "Where?"

Male: "To your heart"

Female: "Sorry, this road is blocked"

No.2

Male: "Your legs must be very tired." !"

Female: "Why?"

Male: "Because you have been running in my mind all day"

Female: "I think it's okay." Okay, because your brain is too small"

No.3

Male: (Looking at the label of her shirt)

Female: "You What are you doing?"

Male: "I wonder if you were made in heaven"

Female: "Are you made in hell?"

No. 4

Male: "I'm having a bad day today. Seeing a pretty girl smile makes me feel better. Can you smile for me?"

Female: "Do you want to Didn’t I have a good day too?”

No.5

Male: “Sorry, I’m an artist, it’s my job to stare at beautiful women”

Female: "Sorry, I'm a breeder. I feel uncomfortable being looked at by others."

No.6

Male: "Miss, can you lend me five yuan?"

Female: "What are you going to do?"

Male: "I'm going to call my mother to tell her that I saw a stunning beauty today."

Female: " I'm sorry I can't lend it to you."

Male: "Why."

Female: "Because I want to call the hospital to say that I was scared by a frog."

No.7

Male: "It rained really hard today."

Female: "Yes."

Male: " That’s because God is drooling over you.”

Female: “So that gust of wind just blew was God’s curse on you?”

No.8

Male: "Believe me...I will make you the second happiest person in the world!"

Female: "Why not number one..." (Pretending to be cute) )

Male: "With you...I am the happiest person!" (slight smile)

Female: "I think I will soon become the world's No. 1 A happy person." (Fantasy)

Male: "Why?" (Doubt)Female: "Because I am about to get rid of you." (Big. step away)