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Spoken English: the most interesting and funny sentence in English.
1. Never ask for trouble until trouble troubles you. Never ask for trouble until trouble troubles you.
The first and fourth troubles are verbs, and the second and third troubles are nouns.
I think the one that the student wrote on the blackboard is wrong. I think the "that" that the student wrote on the blackboard is wrong.
The first is a conjunction, which causes an object clause; The second and fifth are demonstrative pronouns "that"; The third thing is equivalent to a noun here; The fourth that is a relative pronoun, which causes an attributive clause.
I know. You know that. I know you know. I know, you know, I know. I know. You know that. I know you know. I know, you know, I know.
We must stick together, or we will be separated. We must stick together or we will be hanged one by one.
This is a pun. Hanging together in front means "unity" and hanging together in the back means "hanging".
The quick brown fox jumped over a lazy dog. The quick brown fox jumped over a lazy dog.
This sentence contains 26 English letters.
6. Did I see a bar or a bat? Did I see a bar or a bat?
This is a palindrome sentence, which is the same as reading backwards.
7.2B or not 2B, which one is it?
This is a word simplification game. It means: to be or not to be, that is a question. To be or not to be, that is a question. )
American idiom: not outstanding but quite mediocre (audio)
For example, shake is the noun in the first idiom to be learned today, and according to custom, shake in this phrase also has the plural suffix -S, and this idiom is: no great shakes. The idiom No great shakes doesn't sound as if it caused much vibration. In other words, it is an ordinary thing or something that doesn't slip in autumn.
Let's listen to an example. The speaker is commenting on a film he showed to his friend last night. Let's hear if he likes the film.
Well, it's no big deal. The story is average, and the acting is average. I'm bored except for that new performance-she can't act, but she is a beautiful woman.
He said: well, this film is not excellent at all. The story is average, and the acting is average. Except for a new female star, everything in it bored me. The new star can't act, but she is a beauty.
Here, he used the idiom "nothing" to show that the film is not excellent and quite mediocre.
Let's listen to another example. This article is about sports. The speaker's favorite baseball team is the Boston Red Sox, but it sounds like the Red Sox have disappointed him this year.
Ex. 2: I think the Red Sox really have a chance to win the World Series this year after not winning the championship for so long. But it turns out that, like last year, they didn't bring much change.
I thought the Red Sox hadn't won the championship for so long, but it was certain to win the world professional baseball championship this year, and the result was as mediocre as last year.
There is no great vibration here, which means that the results are average and there is no progress. It sounds like this disappointed fan can only wait patiently for another year.
The second idiom to learn today is: shake your legs. In this idiom, shaking your legs is obviously a verb. Literally, shake your leg. Let's listen to the following example and see what the idiom "shake your legs" means. This is a college student who wakes up his roommate Bob who can't sleep in the morning. Pay attention to the leg shaking in his words:
Example -3: Bob! Hey, Bob, wake up! It's already 9:30, and you have an important math exam at 10. Come on, man, come on! Come on.-You have to leave now.
He tried to wake Bob up because it was already 9: 30 and Bob had a math exam at 10: 00. Time is pressing, so he wants Bob to act at once.
Obviously, when he said act quickly, he was urging Bob to act quickly. This is the meaning of this idiom.
Listen to another example. The speaker paced up and down the room anxiously, looking at his watch over and over again. Finally, he couldn't help talking to his wife who was dawdling endlessly in the back room. Note that he also used to shake his legs in his words:
Ex. 4: Honey, we'd better hurry. The wedding is at eleven o'clock, and it takes an hour to drive there. We are ready 10: 15, so we'd better act quickly, because we will be ready soon!
He and his wife will attend the wedding scheduled for eleven o'clock. It takes them an hour to drive there. It's already a quarter past ten. He urged his wife to leave quickly because they were already late.
The idiom "shake your legs" in this article obviously means to act quickly, so "shake your legs" is used to urge others to act quickly. This is an informal language, often used between family and old friends.
What you must know when you eat western food: How do you want your steak?
When watching American and Hong Kong dramas, you often see characters eating steak. Some people like medium rare steak, others like medium rare steak, but nobody seems to like well-done steak? What's the difference between medium-rare steak and medium-rare steak? Let's study together today!
Blue Steak: The front and back sides are respectively heated on a high-temperature iron plate for 30-60 seconds, so that the humidity inside the steak is locked, so that the taste of the external meat and the internal raw meat mouth is poor, the outer layer is easy to hang juice, and the original meat taste of the internal raw meat is maintained, and the visual effect will not be as hard as eating raw meat.
Medium-rare steak: the inside of the steak is blood red, with a certain temperature inside and a raw and cooked part.
Medium rare: most of the meat is permeated into the center by heat, but it doesn't change much. After cutting, the cooked meat on the upper and lower sides is brown, turns pink towards the center, and then the center is fresh meat color, accompanied by blood oozing from the knife. The layers of fresh beef and thick steak will be obvious, while frozen beef and thin steak are difficult to achieve this effect. )
Medium steak: the inside of the steak is pink and visible, with light gray and full brown mixed with cooked meat. The temperature and taste of the whole steak are well balanced.
Medium rare: the steak is mainly light gray brown with a little pink, which is thick and chewy.
Well-done: the steak is brown with cooked meat. The whole beef is cooked and tastes heavy.
Authentic spoken English: Three ways to praise "Niu" in English
cattle
Donnie is learning Chinese in Beijing. If his friends in China come across words that don't know how to use American words, they will ask him for advice. Today is Fangfang's question: cattle.
Donnie: FF, I heard that you went to a ballroom dancing competition yesterday. How's it going?
FF: I'm in the finals! What's the matter, awesome
Donnie: Cow? A cow?
FF: No, Niu is very powerful, very powerful!
Donnie: I see. In English, we use the word "awesome", a-w-e-s-o-m-e, awesome.
FF: Oh, awesome means awesome.
Donnie: You can also use the word "ballin". B-a-l-l-i-n, Bahrain. It also means "cool or very good".
FF: Oh, Ballin also means "awesome". Donnie, there were really many masters in the dance competition that day. In this case, I can say to them, "You are great!" Or "you're ballin!" Right?
Donnie: That's right. You can also say "you rule" or "you rock!"
FF: rule,r-u-l-e,rule; Rock, r-o-c-k, rock, these two words can also describe someone or something, but they are all verbs, right?
Donnie: That's right! For example, if you watch a great concert, you can say "Great!" Or "it rules!"
Frank Williams: I see. However, some people looked arrogant before the game that day. They really don't jump very well. I don't know what they have! By the way, do you also use awesome or ballin to describe these people?
Donnie: No! You can describe this kind of person as "cocky".
FF: Oh, to say that a person is arrogant is to be cocky.
Donnie: Now, ff, if you can tell me what you learned today, I will say that your English is excellent!
FF: OK! First, say that people or things are awesome, and use adjectives like awesome or ballin; ;
Second, to say that people or things are awesome, you can also use the verb rule or rock;;
Third, to describe someone as arrogant, you can use cocky!
Dare not speak English: n ways to teach you to practice oral English
In fact, this question is really not personal. Many people, including many men, are particularly scared when they talk!
I have also read many articles by experts. When it comes to how to speak here, I always say something innocuous, such as don't be afraid to say the wrong thing, don't be shy, and overcome your fears. But the problem is, we all understand this truth, but how can we break through this psychological barrier and make ourselves really not afraid?
Sometimes I wonder if Li Yang, Yu and those academic English experts will be nervous when they talk to foreigners for the first time. Maybe at that time, they also said the donkey's mouth was wrong. Later, they learned enough "shameless" kung fu to really break through the difficulty of "speaking".
Said some nonsense. Let's talk about our actual situation.
I don't think everyone can practice oral English according to Li Yang's method. After all, many women are reserved. I think, including men, there are several kinds of fears that are afraid to say:
1. After all, English is not the mother tongue, and it is not as fluent and natural as we speak Chinese. So I always feel awkward when I say it, for fear that others will hear jokes about myself. I'm not skilled, and the idea of being afraid of jokes makes me nervous. The more so, the more afraid to say.
There are too few sentences in my mind and too many words I have learned, but I just can't organize myself to express my thoughts at will, which makes communication difficult. Because in communication, what you hear is passive, and you don't know what the other person will say, so you will be nervous, afraid that you won't say it or you won't understand something, resulting in tension, which will bring fear to people.
Maybe you have to face foreigners, although the streets are full of foreigners now, and there are TV movies everywhere. However, there is really a foreign living person standing in front of you and talking to you in English. You are really confused, because after all, all your listening exercises are standard recordings, not spoken English. There will be great differences in intonation, voice and tone.
When I have no foreign friends, I really want to talk to those foreigners who are shopping, but I dare not. I'm afraid people will ignore you and lose face, and I'm afraid I can't understand what others say. Because we are strangers to each other, let alone foreigners, China people come forward to say hello when they don't know each other in the street and look at you with strange eyes like thieves.
Since we can't force it, so be it. First of all, you should practice your spoken English well. Even if you pass CET-6, it doesn't mean that your English level is high. So you should read more oral books and watch more original movies. The more you live, the better. Collect a lot of daily conversations from movies and say them as skillfully as you say your own name, such as "What's your name? Thank you! " That's natural, and then you have to tell your family that you won't be ashamed to talk to your parents, will you? You say an English sentence, you just tell them your Chinese meaning. You can also practice your Chinese-English communication. Then you say the same thing to your best friend, because they won't laugh at you for being wrong. Everyone knows that speaking English well is a very good thing. In this way, if you say the same thing to different people, your fear will gradually decrease and your speech will be more natural and fluent. Since you can speak Chinese well with others, you can certainly speak English well.
Secondly, find the original movie you like, write the lines, and then become an actor yourself. For example, on a Roman holiday, you can be a princess, and when your minister and the actor you meet by chance talk to you, you can be the princess's answer. Practice alone at home, and no one will laugh at you. And all kinds of movies have different English accents. You are talking to these international big-name stars. How wonderful! Do you still care about an ordinary foreigner on the street? "I am a master who talks to big-name stars every day!" As long as you are familiar with the environment, you won't be nervous when you speak. It's just a matter of proficiency.
Also, if you really meet foreigners, it is natural to be nervous at first, and foreigners know this. They will also slow down to communicate with you. If you are used to saying a few words, you won't be nervous. Then you tell him (her) that he (she) can seldom communicate with foreigners, so speaking English is bound to be a little nervous, and some of them can't even speak it. They can understand. If they don't understand, you can just speak your purest and most fluent Chinese, which will confuse them and be great!
Furthermore, if there is an English corner attended by foreigners or a foreign teacher's oral teaching, you can attend it, in order to get in touch with foreigners and overcome your fears. In fact, we are all human beings. If you are familiar with it, you will naturally say.
If you can't get in touch with any foreigners around you, practice speaking English with your relatives, friends or good colleagues in your future work. If you talk too much, you won't be clumsy When I am not in contact with foreigners, I usually speak English with my colleagues and friends. The purpose is not whether they can understand, but to practice speaking skillfully. Maybe if I say the same thing in a few days, the other party will simply reply to me. That's not important. It is my goal that I can speak naturally and fluently. It's like saying, "Good morning. How are you doing? See you tomorrow. Can I help you? I'm leaving now! I need your help. " It's natural, so when you meet foreigners, you won't be nervous when you say these words.
Listen to English news more often, and don't think about what the word just said means when listening. What does this sentence mean? Your listening should be synchronized with the news broadcast, because English news speaks very fast. Only when you are familiar with this speed, and then you listen to the speed of daily communication, will you find that you really listen to every word, so you will be calm. Moreover, listening to English news is a great exercise for reaction ability. Don't think you can understand every word. A friend stayed abroad for four years, and coming back is just like playing IELTS. However, there are still a lot of English news that you can't understand when watching CCTV9, but it doesn't affect communication.
If you work in a foreign company in the future, all this will become natural. There are many foreign colleagues there, and the environment forces you to say nothing. When there is no such environment, talk to yourself, family, colleagues and boyfriends in class.
Are you sincere in apologizing? Sorry, sorry to bother you.
Life will inevitably make some big and small mistakes, which will affect others. A sincere apology may solve the embarrassment. Many people often say the word "sorry". Of course, there are not only apologies in English, but also apologies, excuse me and so on. So which word should be used under what circumstances? Do people really apologize when they say they are sorry? Today we will answer these questions!
● Apologize sincerely.
By apologizing, you admit that you did something that made another person unhappy. If you apologize, it means that you admit that you have done something to disturb others.
Apologies can be informal:
The word "Sorry" is spoken and is often used for informal apologies, such as:
Sorry I'm late. Sorry I'm late.
I will never do it again. I shouldn't have done that. Sorry, it won't happen again.
An apology can be formal:
Apologize (noun) and apologize (verb) are often used for formal apologies, such as:
I had an abortion for this interruption, Mr. Jones. I'm sorry to bother you, Mr. Jones.
Mr Jones apologized for not being able to attend the meeting. Mr Jones apologized for not being able to attend the meeting.
Apologize to say:
(1) Explain the reason:
We are worried about the delay caused by traffic jams. Sorry, we were delayed by a traffic jam.
I feel sorry for my home, Ms. Li. The dog ate it. Miss Li, I'm sorry I didn't hand in my homework. It was eaten by a dog.
(2) means not intentional:
I'm sorry. I didn't want to wake you. Sorry, I didn't mean to wake you.
You can ask questions:
Oh, I'm sorry. Are you okay? Oh, sorry. Are you okay?
Sorry I'm late. Have you been waiting long? Sorry I'm late. Have you been waiting long?
You can also use exclamations:
oh hell no I'm really sorry. Let me help you pick it up. oh hell no I'm terribly sorry. Let me help you pick it up.
③ Insert some words to strengthen the tone of apology:
I'm sorry
I'm terribly sorry.
I'm really sorry.
I'm really, really sorry.
I'm really, really sorry.
I apologize.
I'm really sorry.
I sincerely apologize.
I am the most sincere and despicable apology.
I'm sorry
We say sorry because we think someone is unhappy. Please forgive us if we think we will upset someone. We say sorry; We say sorry because it will disturb others. For example:
Excuse me, do you know what time it is? Excuse me, can I have a moment of your time?
In addition, please can also be used to strengthen the tone, for example:
Excuse me, I want to get off. Excuse me, I want to get off.
* I want to explain here that there are differences between Britain and the United States in the usage of Sorry and Excuse me:
British people like to use Sorry very much, so sometimes they use Sorry instead of Excuse me, for example, excuse me, do you think you can take your car away?
In American English, Excuse me can say sorry, for example, I'm sorry, I didn't see you there.
For example, when you don't hear or understand what others say, the British will use "I'm sorry?" Or "I'm sorry?" ; Americans use "forgive?" Or "Excuse me?" .
● Not really apologizing. It seems that an apology is not an apology.
(1) the apology is to attack:
Sometimes people will apologize before making offensive remarks. Sometimes they say sorry to you, but in fact you should apologize to them. For example:
Sorry, you are sitting in my seat. Sorry, you are sitting in my seat.
If you really apologize, then the tone you use should be a falling tone, so if you hear "I'm sorry" rising, it means that the other party is attacking you; In addition, non-apology apologies often add a but, for example:
Sorry, but you have to leave. Sorry, but you have to leave.
(2) Apologizing will lead to bad things:
Sorry, your car needs expensive repairs. Sorry, your car will cost a lot of money to repair.
I regret to say that he will not pass the exam. Sorry, I have to say, he will definitely fail the exam.
(3) Apologizing is just a pity:
The word "I'm sorry" doesn't necessarily mean to apologize, but sometimes it just means to express regret, lament and regret. You hoped that what had happened would never happen, so you said you were sorry. For example:
I'm sorry to hear that you had an accident. I'm sorry to hear that you had an accident.
I feel sorry for the homeless. I feel sorry for those people who have no place to live.
Through Churchill's quip when he apologized in Congress, we can feel the two meanings of Sorry. Can you understand the double meaning: you said I called you an idiot. It's true. I'm sorry.
Both "It" and "sorry" in this sentence can be understood in two ways, so you can get two sentences with completely different meanings: A. You said I called you an idiot, which is true, and I apologize for what I said. You said I called you an idiot. You are an idiot. I feel sorry for you.
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