What is the incisive and funny sentence that laughs people to death?

Wonderful funny sentences are as follows:

1, you are a master of martial arts. Think of that year: punching Nanshan nursing home and kicking Beihai kindergarten; The men less than one meter down the street were knocked down. They stamped their feet on the morgue and said, stand up if you don't agree! No one dares to say anything.

2. The small vagueness in misty poems and the big vagueness in soap operas.

3. Appear at the age of one, make progress every day at the age of ten, be ambitious at the age of twenty, be basically oriented at the age of thirty, be popular everywhere at the age of forty, work hard at the age of fifty, retire at the age of sixty, play mahjong at the age of seventy, bask in the sun at the age of eighty, lie in bed at the age of ninety and hang on the bed at the age of one hundred.

4, the fox is not a demon, sexy and not coquettish.

5, cucumbers must be filmed, and life must be embarrassing.

6, bow down by courage, look up at strength.

7. People and dogs are different when they spend all kinds of red flowers.

8, people can't judge by appearances, and the third can't be measured.

9. Opportunities don't come every day. Do it when it's time to do it, and don't rush to fight empty-handed.

10, Zhang San bought a horse, Zhang San rode it, and Li Si was not at ease, so his heart was not as good as his action.