Joke: Liquor and red wine _ Laugh till your stomach hurts _ Laugh and tease your girlfriend.

An old man married a second wife, because it was not enough to have a wife. He loves drinking, so he made a rule: if he drank white wine, he would go to his first wife's house at night. If he drinks red wine, he will go to the second wife's house in the evening. One day, he drank red wine and went to his second wife's house in the evening. The next day, the first wife asked him where he was going tonight. He said: I haven't finished drinking the red wine yet. As a result, he came again. The old guy said without thinking: white wine is used to greet guests.