Any funny jokes?

The funny jokes are:

1. At 10:30 in the evening, a Shanghai audience called home and his father answered: Hello! Dad, could you please turn on the TV at 10:45 and broadcast it to Dragon TV! The child's father was stunned at that time: "Child!" You are working overtime! Even if I turn on the TV for you, you won't be able to watch Wang Zijian's program! His son said: It's okay! It’s good for me to contribute some ratings!

2. I remember one day in the summer, it was raining heavily, and the beautiful girl gave me a very unique cardboard box. I rushed home and protected it with my body. After opening it, I saw umbrella!

3. The mother told her daughter that there are three types of men who cannot marry: those who wear perfume; those who chew gum; and those who wear slippers. The daughter was stunned and couldn't figure out why. At this time, her father was chewing gum and wearing slippers as he passed by, leaving behind a burst of fragrance.

4. Yesterday, I took a Didi taxi and got a new energy vehicle, the kind that burns natural gas. Out of curiosity, I asked the master, how far can you go with one liter of gas? The master replied, "When I'm angry, I will refuse to carry you and I won't run even one meter!"

5. If there is a nail in the tire, send it to the repair shop and ask the master to repair it and make a spare tire, and then replace the spare tire. The master checked it and said: Your spare tire is about four or five years old. Although it has not been used, it is too old to be used. I thought it was funny, so I shared this story with my long-time goddess with whom I had gotten along well in the past few years to make her happy. She laughed and blocked me.

6. I have a best friend who likes to eat sour food. One day she went to the fruit shop to buy grapes to eat. The boss greeted her enthusiastically: "My grapes are very sweet! Choose whatever you want!" As a result, my best friend was cold. He replied coldly: "I like sour food! Is there any?" The boss was speechless for a moment, and then he replied weakly: "Then you can choose others to pick the rest."

7. In the physics class today, the teacher was talking about energy transfer, and the teacher said: An object cannot become thicker and grow longer at the same time. At this time, a girl suddenly laughed, then the whole class laughed, and finally the teacher also laughed. This class was useless!

8. Really good girls don’t need you to pay their bills, nor do they need you to pick them up every day, nor do they need you to send expensive gifts, nor do they need you to be attentive all the time. Of course, they don’t need you either. .

9. Tang Monk: Wukong, listen to me. Wu Jing’s behavior has been very strange recently. The teacher said a few words to him, but he walked away without saying a word, and then lay down in the little white dragon. in the trough. Wukong: Junior Brother Sha is not good at words, he should express his dissatisfaction through actions. Tang Seng: What do you mean?