Collect jokes about centipedes

1. A lonely man bought a centipede as a gift and took it home in a box.

Later, he wanted to go for a walk with his new friends, so he knocked on the box and said, "Hey, buddy, shall we go for a walk?" There is no sound in the box. After a while, the man knocked on the box again and said, "Do you want to go out for a walk?" The centipede still did not answer. He decided to ask for the last time, so he put his face on the box and shouted, "Hey, are you interested in going for a walk?"

A faint voice finally came from the box: "I heard it the first time you called me." I am busy putting on my shoes! ! "

2. A little centipede had an accident and was taken to hospital. It had to be removed. The little centipede thought, fortunately, I have many legs. At this time, the doctor came to the little centipede and said, "Little centipede, you will be an earthworm in the future."

Snakes, ants, spiders and centipedes play mahjong at home.

After eight laps, the cigarette was finished. Let's discuss who to buy cigarettes for.

The snake said, I have no feet. I'm not going. Let the ants go.

The ant said: A spider has eight feet, more than mine. Let the spider go.

The spider said: I can't beat the centipede with more feet. Release the centipede.

The centipede was helpless, thinking: No way, who let me have more feet? So centipede went out to buy cigarettes. ...

For more than an hour, the centipede didn't come back. Two hours later, the centipede didn't come back to buy cigarettes.

So everyone let the spider go out and have a look. As soon as the spider went out, he saw the centipede sitting at the door.

The spider was very angry and asked, why don't you go? Everyone is waiting.

The centipede was also anxious and said, nonsense! You have to wait for me to put on my shoes! !

4. Ants marry centipedes. The next day, the neighbor frog asked, Brother, you must have had a good time last night, right? Ant bitter face: I'm exhausted. It's been like this since I entered the bridal chamber. I broke one leg after another and my leg all night.

5.A and B are both humming their noses. A wants to buy B a drink, but because he can't read and write an invitation, he draws a scale, ruler and barn on paper.

Everyone has a broom. When B saw it, he said knowingly, "Scale broom (please eat wine)." B drew a centipede and an axe on the back of Cambodia.

Armour nodded and said, "Oh, he doesn't have time to take the centipede axe."

6. Scolopes and snails go swimming. The centipede said to the snail, "Dude, you walk too slowly. When will you get to the river? " . The snail said, "Then you go first." I'm afraid you didn't take off your shoes when I arrived! "

7. The centipede was bitten by a snake and had to be amputated to prevent the spread of virus liquid! The centipede thought: fortunately, I have many legs ~! ! The doctor consoled: relax, brother, you will be an earthworm in the future!