I want jokes about new words, and I also want jokes about opening sounds, such as "Pipa" and "Criticism?" Please do me a favor. Thank you.

My nephew plays lanterns-Confucius moves as usual-April glaciers are completely lost-start (freeze) my mother's sisters-suspicious (menstruation) birthday girl shoots at the target-old tune (gun)

Confucius was moved-lose all (books) green onions mixed with tofu-stir-fry tofu with two white pickles-the word (salt) comes first, my nephew plays lanterns-as usual (uncle) puts lime on his mouth-white characters (brush) hardcover Maotai-taking photos with pig Bajie for a long time-asking for embarrassment (look) )