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A few humorous jokes about programmers
2. A programmer is very interested in calligraphy and decides to make achievements in this field after retirement. So I spent a lot of money to buy a first-class Four Treasures of the Study. One day, after dinner, I suddenly became cheerful, polished the paper and ordered good sandalwood, which was quite like Wang Xizhi's demeanor and Yan Zhenqing's momentum. After a moment of meditation, I splashed ink and solemnly wrote a line: Hello, world.
3. Q: Which son of Kangxi did programmers hate most? A: Darren Chan. Because he is a bug.
4. Cheng wants three children, named Ctrl, Alt and Delete. If they don't listen, Cheng just needs to beat them at the same time.
5. I heard a terrible swear word in the company today: "You TM is a wild pointer with no object!"
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