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Zhuge Liang's story is about 100 children.
The atmosphere was peaceful, and a pawn came in and said, "It's time for the viceroy to take medicine!" "Get out, I'm not sick at all, I'll leave the hospital now!" Zhou Yu gnashed her teeth and said, "Zhuge and Jingzhou are my heart diseases. If I don't kill Kong Ming and take Jingzhou back, I won't be well! "
Zhou Yu got up and called Lu Su and said, "Amethyst, didn't you sign an agreement with Liu Bei last time? Say that Liu Bei will give Jingzhou back to us if he gets Xichuan. " "yes." "Well, you tell Liu Bei that I will help him win by surprise."
Lu Su thought to himself, "Hey, how did the viceroy suddenly become so good? Is he too stimulated? "
Zhou Yu posed and snickered: "I actually let Zhuge Liang and Liu Bei relax their vigilance when passing through Jingzhou in the name of giving up!"
Liu Bei agreed. After receiving the reward from Lu Su, Zhou Yu thought that his plan was correct, so he personally led a land and water army of 50,000 to Jingzhou.
"Even you have suffered this time, Zhuge Liang, I want to settle old scores together! Ha ha ... "
At this time, Zhou Yu turned on the TV: "Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Jingzhou News. Recently, our city investigated and dealt with a large fake den and seized 50 tons of inferior food on the spot. In addition, the special struggle against rodents led by Governor Liu Bei himself has also achieved great success. A total of 550,000 rat nests were destroyed in the whole state ... ""Liu Bei, Zhuge Liang is still doing this kind of thing. It seems that they have really been cheated. "
"Report to the viceroy, Liu Bei sent someone to kill the army."
"Jun? These idiots actually sent us food just to kill them when we were full, haha ... "
"Zhou Dadu came from afar.
This is a little gift from our host. "
"Brothers, eat!" Zhou Yu commanded, suddenly a mess.
"Well, delicious! Ok, the whole army marched into Jingzhou! "
At this point, in Jingzhou at the gates. ...
"I'm Zhou Yu. I will help you get surprisingly. I haven't opened the door to welcome you yet. " "Zhou yu, do you really want to give up to seize jingzhou. You think I don't know? " "Hum, if you know? Now Jingzhou has been surrounded by our army. Get up and lay Jingzhou for me. " "Yes, er ..."
"Well, my stomach began to hurt, what's the matter? Did Zhuge Liang poison all the rice just now? " "Poison? We won't do such a despicable thing. We just received fake and shoddy food for you, and old rice in the destroyed mouse nest has been treasured for 20 years. Use it! "
"Zhuge Liang, you are too cunning, er, er ... Zhuge Liang, I won't kill you today, I swear I won't be a man! Uh, uh ... "
"Well, viceroy. Zhuge Liang sent Guan Yu, Zhang Fei, Huang Zhong and Wei Yan to kill them from all sides, saying that they would take the governor alive. " "what!" "Governor!" "Governor!" "Since Yu was born, He Shengliang ..." Zhou Yu sighed, vomited blood, and gave up the ghost at the age of 36.
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