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I hope I didn't get off the bus. What is the answer? What are the horror reasoning stories and answers?
I got on an express train. About midnight 10 minutes ago, a man got on the train at the midway station. After the door closed, he suddenly regained consciousness and began to look around the faces of the passengers around him.
"Forgive my ignorance, are you 28 years old?" He asked me, "Yes, but how do you know?"
I asked him this question, but he ignored me and only talked to others.
"Are you 45 years old this year?"
"That's right."
"Are you 62 years old?"
"How do you know?"
I have been repeating this conversation with seemingly strange passengers. This person seems to have a special ability to know his age by looking at other people's faces.
At this time, it is about 15 minutes from the next stop. All the passengers on the bus, including me, gave this man a curious look until he asked about the last lady.
"Are you 50 years old?"
"Yes, but it will be 5 1 year old in five minutes!" The lady answered with a smile.
Suddenly, the man was livid, as if shocked beyond measure.
2. An affair
A former working partner who worked together before was recently transferred to my work unit. Because they are both married men, they used to go out to play or drink and chat together, so they invited him to a nearby teahouse to catch up.
I asked him, "What have you been doing recently? What are you making? " He smiled and began to tell his past experiences.
About a year ago, he met a woman ten years younger than him. During Christmas, he spent 22, 23, 24 and 25 days in her apartment. Of course, because he didn't go home for four days in a row, his own family almost didn't call the police, and he also felt deeply sorry for his daughter who was in elementary school. So at 7 o'clock in the evening on the 25th, he insisted on going home, but the woman cried and begged him not to go.
In the end, the two men had a big fight, so he left her in desperation and went directly to the elevator on the 1 1 floor to leave.
"What a surprise …" He smiled again and said, "When I walked out of the apartment door, she was already waiting for me outside …"
3. Bus
A couple, with their children, went to the countryside in sightseeing bus to return to their wife's hometown in the countryside. When the bus went to a mountain section, because the children were clamoring for starvation, the couple who couldn't stand the children had to ask the driver to let them get off halfway, and first found a fast food restaurant nearby to solve a meal.
When they were full of food and drink, a news announcement was broadcast on the TV in the restaurant. The report pointed out that a country tour bus driving in a mountainous area was hit by rocks rolling down the mountain just now, causing all the people on board to die tragically. Look carefully, it's the bus they just took!
Looking at the news, my wife murmured, "If only we hadn't got off the bus just now ..."
The husband listened to her words and said angrily, "What are you talking about? If we don't get off now ... "
Before he finished, he also understood the meaning of his wife's words. "Oh, yes, if we don't get off now, we will ..."
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