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There are many colors, many paragraphs and many compositions.

There are many colors, many paragraphs and many compositions.

Some people say that childhood is colorful, I say that childhood is colorful; Some people say that childhood is beautiful, but mine is 120. The childhood I remember is always a little more colorful and beautiful than others.

I was a kitten when I was a child, so I suffered a lot. Take an incident of eating cherries for example!

One day, my mother bought a cherry from the street. It looks like a shy little girl, watery and rosy, which makes people drool.

Mother washed all the cherries and put them on the plate. That was the first time I ate cherries. When I eat the first one, it's like a pig eating ginseng fruit. I swallowed it without eating the taste, and didn't even spit out the core. When I ate the second one, I tasted it. Cherry juice is thick and small, not to mention delicious. I'm not satisfied with the cherry. Let my mother buy it this afternoon.

In the afternoon, my mother bought peppers and left them at home. I didn't know it was Chili, but I thought it was cherry for lunch. So I washed it like my mother and put it on a plate.

Then I took two or three in my mouth with great joy. I chewed it hard, but it doesn't matter. I chewed out pepper juice and sprayed it on my mouth. Suddenly, my mouth caught fire, and I only felt that my whole body was burning. I immediately spit out the pepper, and then instinctively burst into tears.

Mom will be back soon. When she saw the pepper on the plate, she immediately understood what was going on. Mother immediately brought me an ice cream from the refrigerator. I ate it three times, five times and twice, but my mouth was spicy again in two minutes. I have become the principle of eating ice cream while it is hot. I ate six ice creams in less than twenty minutes.

At night, my stomach began to growl, then I had a sharp pain, and then I went back and forth to the toilet more than a dozen times. If I hadn't stopped eating diarrhea, I might have used it up! ! !

There were countless jokes when I was a child. I will laugh for a long time when I think about it now!

My childhood was full of colors and jokes!