A collection of funny copywriting for boys

1. After taking the English listening test, I realized a truth: some words should only be spoken to people who understand.

2. Don’t be silly. In this hot summer, only mosquitoes will never leave you.

3. Withered vines, old trees and dim crows, I don’t make enough money to spend, I am still alone, I am ugly and no one is willing to blind me.

4. The only reason to hand in the paper early is that the people around you are no longer of use.

5. I would rather believe that there are ghosts in the world than believe in the ever-changing beauty of women.

6. When I was a child, I was always debating whether to go to Tsinghua University or Peking University when I grew up. Only later did I realize that I was overthinking it.

7. Look in the mirror more often when you look good. After all, this illusion does not happen every day.

8. The secret to a man’s longevity: Eat food that your stomach can digest and marry a woman who can support you.

9. Making money is a kind of ability, spending money is a kind of skill. My ability is limited, but my skill is very high.

10. Growing up, I didn’t learn anything else, but I mastered a special skill. I can sleep without sleeping pills during the day, and I can be excited without stimulants at night.

11. Generally, when people ask me if I am busy, I will say busy. According to my experience, if you say no, the other person will most likely make you busy.

12. When I was born, God asked me whether I wanted to have a good memory or be handsome. I have forgotten how I answered at that time.

13. After confirming the look in your eyes, you are someone you don’t want to pay attention to.

14. You are irreplaceable and no one is as ugly as you.

15. If you think there is something wrong with me, please tell me. I won’t change it anyway, so don’t hold it in and get sick.

16. People used to say that my eyes were small, but I still didn’t believe it. Finally one day, I was lying on the sofa watching TV. Suddenly my mother came back and turned off the TV, and then silently covered it for me. Quilt.

17. If nothing happens, classmates will get together and break up a couple.

18. Don’t complain if there is no beef in the beef noodles. There is no wife in the wife cake either.

19. If you don’t experience the collapse of Monday morning, you won’t know the value of Friday afternoon.

20. I have three brothers, one is called Dongyan, one is called Xizui, and one is called Naner. What is my name?