A sketch or joke about buzzwords, loanwords and new words

Once upon a time, a foreigner came to China. He only knows a little Chinese. One day, when he went to a restaurant, the waiter brought him trotters. The foreigner pointed to the pig's trotters and said, "Legs and legs! The waiter said, "This is pig's trotters! "A foreigner went to the playground and saw the children playing with the pen-stirring device, so he said," Car, car! The child said, "This is a device for stirring pens." "A foreigner shopping, see a couple, a woman called a man dear. The foreigner saw a couple quarreling again. This man is called the witch of women. A foreigner went to McDonald's and saw a man eating ketchup. He said, "Blood! The man said, "This is ketchup!" "At this moment, the foreigner saw a man hit a beautiful woman with his car, so he called the hospital and said," Come on! A dear pen-stirring knife hit a dragon's hoof. The dragon's hoof flew far away and ketchup spilled all over the floor. "

One day, a cat came out of the mouse hole. The little mouse said to his mother, "it's terrible!" " Mom takes time to pose. The cat barked away like a dog. Mother proudly said to the little mouse, "See? I told you it's important to learn a foreign language!

Xiaomi and his father went to the zoo. Xiaomi saw the big tiger and said to his father, "Dad!" Dad said, "Don't be afraid! Dad is coming! " Xiaomi replied, "That's not what I want to say. What I want to say is, if my father is eaten by a tiger, which bus should I take home? "

One day, my brother asked my brother to buy a hot water bottle. My brother bought a football and asked, "Where is the hot water bottle?" The younger brother said, "It's football! Because the newspaper says football is hot! " Ha ha.

(The author is only 8 years old, hope to adopt.