Weifang bragging joke

1, I went shopping today, and the proprietress accidentally dropped it when she handed me the food. I quickly bent down to answer it, and my pants opened. The most important thing is that I haven't worn underwear. . . The proprietress said: The potato fell into your crotch!

2. People stand like a pine, sit like a clock, walk like the wind, you stand like a cotton, sit like an alarm clock, and walk like a stroke. . .

When I refueled at the gas station, I found that male drivers usually shake the oil gun a few times to let the remaining oil drops go back, while female drivers generally don't. .