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A joke about going to an Internet cafe side by side.
Devil: You shout ... shout ... break your throat, and then ... no one will come to save you!
Princess: (Shouting) Break your throat!
Broken throat: Princess, I'm coming to save you!
Devil: See ... Damn it!
Ghost: Who found me?
Who: It's none of my business!
I don't care: what do you want me to do?
You: I didn't call you.
Me: Of course! Ask him if you don't believe me!
Do not believe: I have no problem!
He: I'm not a knowledgeable person either! Why do you ask me?
Me: I am a knowledgeable person! ! !
While speaking, the devil fainted and the princess ran away. . . . . .
The Dragon Boat Festival is coming. In foreign companies, bosses make zongzi for employees, including foreign employees. The next day, China employees asked foreigners, is Zongzi delicious? The foreigner picked his teeth and said, "This China snack is not bad, but the salad outside is too hard and a little stuffed, and there is dental floss on it. It's very thoughtful of you ... "
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