Stephen Chow's classic lines

Lines are dialogue words in drama. It plays an important role in script writing. The following is my collection of Stephen Chow's classic lines, I hope it will help you!

1. Sweeping the floor is just my superficial work. I am really a research monk (student). Shaolin soccer.

I have been lying to you, you know? Just cheating, just like a moth to a fire, knowing that it will get hurt, or it will jump on the fire-moths are so stupid! A Chinese Odyssey The Great Wedding

In ancient times, Guan Yunchang devoted himself to playing chess to detoxify. Today, concentrate on watching a* dig bones and take warheads. Domestic Lingling lacquer

More than 30 years ago, when I was in middle school, I really thought about her all the time. Sometimes I stop urinating suddenly, and then I think of her. My heart is so sweet that I forgot to pee after half a bubble.

5. There's nothing wrong with you. It's your parents who made you like this.

6. "People come, step on the brakes and let the dog go!" Hail the Judge

7. I mean that my method is a lovely hometown used by Hua Tuo, an ancient imperial doctor. In ancient times, Guan Yunchang concentrated on playing chess and scraping bones to cure poison. Today, I watched with rapt attention as a* dug a bone and took a warhead, and started-

8. Do you think you will not be found hiding here? It's no use. No matter where you are, an excellent person is as bright and outstanding as a firefly in the night. Your melancholy eyes, sparse beard, magical knife skills, and that cup of Drymartine all fascinated me deeply. Domestic Lingling lacquer

9, cut hair, don't look at how others cut it, it will be crazy and popular, and cooperate! Look at your hairstyle, it doesn't match your face, your figure, your hairstyle, it doesn't match at all! ! Brother Huan! What exactly do you want?

10, I have never tried such a fresh and refined feeling. The freshness of beef, the sweetness of shrimp and the mixed taste are even worse than "rat point", just as they are more poetic than my first love. Looking up, I found that it was moonlight and sank back. It suddenly occurred to me that home is a good poem! What a beautiful poem! God of cooking

1 1, Leonardo da Vinci: I found a part-time job and did research work in the central mental hospital. Q: What do you study?

12, why do you treat me like a pig? Let me sleep as soon as you see me.

13. I originally planned to use this 10 yuan to study and become a doctor and lawyer, but for the sake of world peace ... alas. skill

14, even a piece of toilet paper and a pair of underwear have their own uses. Domestic Lingling lacquer

15, Bao Xiao: No, no matter how you dress up, you won't be ugly!

16, two girls, have pity on me, my family of six died overnight. I'm infected with 10 consumption. You can buy me.

17,71year-old, you tricked those little girls into seeing goldfish. Actually, you want to be dirty.

18, what's it called? Do you have a sense of public morality? Noisy! Neighbors don't have to sleep? I have to work tomorrow, get out! skill

19. It is our duty as citizens to eliminate violence and keep quiet. It is my own interest to do good deeds and accumulate virtue, so I help the old lady cross the street once a week. If it is a national holiday, I will do it two or three times. Lord of Destruction

20. Are you serious? ! What I said cannot be broken! Not bad! I am Tang Bohu who pays equal attention to beauty and wisdom, and I am the embodiment of hero and chivalry! Flirting Scholar

2 1, Jianning: Hey ~ ~ Then maybe ... pretend to be the most slutty *.

22, I should hit you, don't hit you sad! Shaolin soccer.

23. When beheading with a knife, it is from the forehead to the nose. That (refers to the stall) is right in front of his stall. The tail keel was cut several times, and two tendons were broken, which oppressed the trigeminal nerve and affected the central brain system. Even the teeth are coming out.

24, giving birth to me is a side effect! Don't you like the manufacturing process? Ever-changing star king

25. Actually, I am an actor. King of comedy.

26. Chickens (referring to prostitutes *) are also patriotic! Jigong

27. My real identity is to change the social atmosphere, make millions of girls popular, improve the connotation of young people and stimulate the film market. Gu Jing, a versatile expert, whose English name is JingKoo! Trick expert

28. Wang Cai. Wang Cai Wang Cai, you can't die. Wang Cai, you have been following me for so long, and you are affectionate and sincere to me, but now I haven't even let you eat enough. I feel sorry for you, Wang Cai!

29. I play hundreds of thousands a second. Will I play football with you? Shaolin soccer.

30. If you have the ability, you can shrink into your throat and stick it out of your mouth.

3 1. What about his martial arts? It's called nine days and ten places. Bodhisattva shook her head in fear and split the golden lightning palm! Within 100 miles from Fiona Fang, people, animals, shrimps, crabs and fleas all flew to Huasong! Duke of Lushan

32. I reached the highest level of my life at such a young age, and then I had no choice but to end my life! The legend of the dragon

33. Da Vinci replied: I am studying! Domestic Lingling lacquer

34. Is this the girl named Yang Guo and Xiaolong in The Condor Heroes? skill

35. Do you think I don't know that your father is a chicken and your mother is a willow?

36. Don't blame me for being too frank! It's a joke to kill me with your rotten sweet potatoes and rotten eggs! ! ! !

37.ah! The master's thinking is really like sailing against the current, and he is worthy of being a king with thoughts. Counting dead grass

38. Jianning: Play the most handsome look.

39, you turtle, inhuman, eat shit, eat shit,

40, Bohu, don't be so unique, okay? Big deal, I swear by poison. If I gamble again in the future, I will make the ugliest woman in the world turn around day and night until she is fragmented and shaky. Is it okay?

4 1, unhappy, even if it is useless to live forever, happy, even if it can only live for a few days! A Chinese Odyssey Moonlight Box

42. Xiao Qiang! Xiao Qiang, what's wrong with you Xiao Qiang? Xiao Qiang, you can't die! I live alone with you, share weal and woe for so many years, and have been teaching you to raise you as your own flesh and blood. Unexpectedly, today, white-haired people send black-haired people!

43, ok! He stuffed it in without thinking, and he is really a good man on the swing. I love you! ! ! Counting dead grass

44, 70 years old, you are an old man who doesn't want to be circumcised.

45. Bao Xiao: Needless to say, look in the mirror!

46. Wow, yeah, yeah ~ ~ OK! To tell you the truth, my name is Pan An, well proportioned, and a pear flower presses Haitang to commit adultery for * weeks! Flirting Scholar

47. In this way, I am a person with complicated feelings. If a person with complicated feelings only loves you, he will become emotionally defective. Even if you have a person with emotional defects, it's no use.

48. The poor monk is the abbot of Shaolin Temple, whose legal name is wet dream. Amitabha, I came and went with the wind. God of cooking

49-year-old, pretending to be hunting with a dead mouse on his waist. skill

50, I'll stuff you with shit, you fucking bastard!

5 1, one township and two Li * * * three masters don't know the four books, five classics and six arts, and dare to teach seven children. Nine poor people in ten rooms make up 8276 cents and 50 cents, and they are still half-hearted, first-class and first-class. Flirting Scholar

52. What's bigger? Brother. What brother? Do you have a sense of public morality? Let's not let our neighbors sleep! I have to work tomorrow. What a bunch of scum! skill

53. Fate is really unfair. Why did I lose my hair when I was so handsome? You are so ugly, but don't lose your hair.

54. Let me think about it. I didn't scold you until you were forty.

55, elder sister, you are not afraid of others laughing at you, be careful even the dog will faint.

56. proprietress: you don't have to make trouble. Let me reveal my life experience. I died at the age of three, four, five, six, seven or eight, ten, eleven, and your man was hooked by me.

57. Liu Piaopiao: "You are a dead Kulfi (you are dying)! Yin Tianchou: "Actually, I am an actor. "king of comedy.

58. Do you need a reason to like someone? Need it? Don't you need it? Need it? A Chinese Odyssey

59. People are born of mothers, and demons are born of mothers. As long as you have a kind heart, you are no longer a demon, but a shemale? A Chinese Odyssey

60. I took you there. A Chinese Odyssey

6 1, good is rewarded with good, evil with evil, justice is circulating, and heaven is true. I caught Longfeng by mistake. The emperor caught me today, which is really instructive. My admiration for the emperor is like a raging river and an uncontrollable Yellow River. Duke of Lushan

62. "It's dangerous here. Hurry back to Mars! " Shaolin Soccer ...

63. I want you to meet Pizad's boyfriend. Bad and ugly hairstyle, no money, no schooling, average sexual ability, but a good-looking talent. Ha ha laugh ... king of thousands of kings 2000

64. Ah Shui is famous for picking up girls countless times, and he is a thorn in all our men's side. His elegant posture exudes attractive charm, which makes all girls irresistible. His heartbreaking eyes, no matter how cold and arrogant a woman is, will be melted by his gentle eyes. He is recognized as a lover in the neighborhood and the soul of the tea restaurant. Everyone knows him-Prince Egg Tower. Travel by train

65. I didn't expect the lion to roar with a big horn, so my younger brother went down candidly. skill

66. "There was a sincere love before me. If you don't cherish it, you will regret it if you lose it. The most painful thing in the world is this. If God can give me a second chance, I will say three words to that girl:' I love you'. If I have to add a deadline to this love, I hope it is 10,000 years. " A Chinese Odyssey

67. He is arrogant but kind-hearted. He is low-key, but he is admired by thousands of people. He can bring the fire given by God to the extreme and cook super dishes called the art of fire. Is he the incarnation of the immortal? Or the Hellscream? No one knows, but what is certain is that everyone gives him a title-food ~ ~ Oh, my God! God of cooking

68. Don't think that I won't hit you because you are handsome. skill

69. The bullet entered my thigh bone, compressed my aorta and blocked my trigeminal nerve. Now the left brain is paralyzed by hypoxia and the right side is paralyzed. (tearing pants) I have to cut the wound with a knife and take out the bullet.

70. I don't have the strength to hit people, and I still say black? skill

7 1, Fei is Xiao Li's flying knife, and the knife is Xiao Li's flying knife. Domestic Lingling lacquer

72. It's really disappointing. Hearing your voice, I think you are a very emotional and imaginative person. I can tell you have no connotation by looking at you all over.

73. Do I have to tell you the palm of the Tathagata? skill

74. The chat hit it off. Let's pay the medical bills. skill

75. Do you want to? When is it my turn to think? !

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