Extra-long Spring Festival funny text messages

If you dare to be unhappy during the Spring Festival, I will beat your face into a color screen, your head into a vibration, your ears into a chord, your whole body into a straight board, and then you will be depressed and folded. If you dare, you will be second-hand.

No matter how much water there is in the sea, how great the mountains are, how many legs spiders are, and how hot peppers are, no matter how ghost bin Laden is and how tired America is, you are the most beautiful in the Spring Festival!

Let my blessing cross the mountains, skim the gutter, run through the traffic lights, skip the main road, run through the alley, flash past the old lady selling popsicles, and get into your ear: Happy Spring Festival!

We are the Royal Hong Kong Police. You have been surrounded by our happy New Year and all the best. Accepting the blessing is the only way out! Otherwise, there will be more heavy rain in the Year of the Ox and happy shooting at you every day! Happy Spring Festival!

The company is like a tree full of monkeys. Looking up, it is full of buttocks; looking down, it is full of smiling faces; looking left and right, it is full of eyes and ears. The new year is coming, I wish you two more branches, more smiling faces and less ass!

I wish you a new year, with leisure in your busy work, winning money at cards, unlimited increase in your passbook, full of dollars in your pocket, beautiful women crowded in front of your bed, full of energy, and fierce and sweet lovers.

Spring Festival is here, I wish you: Pepsi! Everything is Fanta! Every day, wow, haha! Happy every month! Gao Legao every year! Feel like sprite! Always eye-catching

I want to invite you to dinner, but I can't afford to pay my salary because of the water cut during the day and the power cut at night. I turned to the manual to find the answer. It turned out to be the primary stage of life, and when I looked back, my God, it would remain unchanged for a hundred years! What can I invite you to dinner? Happy new year!

In the new year, I wish you success in getting rich, stepping on Marlboro, climbing Hongta Mountain in your career, surpassing Ashima in your lover's life, and making money all over Greater China.

the leader is partial to you, the police let you, the court favors you, the official fortune accompanies you, the daughter-in-law lets you eat and drink as you please, the fortune covers you, and only you win the prize!

The sunshine of Mount Everest gathers Bill Gates' wealth and gives it to you as a gift. Please take this most sincere blessing with you and let happiness accompany you forever. I wish everything goes well next year and a happy Spring Festival!

during the spring festival, you will blow money, rain money, hail gold and silver, freeze diamonds, grow jade trees, hang pearl cream and bear agate fruits, so be careful to get hit!

I wish you a prosperous year of the ox and a fat pig. Strong as a bear; Love is as sweet as a bee; Good luck is like a cow's hair; Business is steaming like Dapeng.

When the Spring Festival comes, their jobs will fall on your head, your wife will see you smile, the beautiful girl will ask you to hold them, and the money will float towards you, so that you will shout: Yes, yes,