A girl says to you, take care, how to answer will be more humorous?

1. If it's a new friend: Nothing, aren't we friends anymore? Take care of each other. You should.

2, if it is a peer relationship: wherever, we can help each other in the future.

3. If it is your subordinate: Young man, do a good job.

4. If it is your superior (generally this relationship will not say this): I dare not, and resolutely complete the task assigned by the leader.

1. The girl answered yes, how to answer humorously?

Girls are easy to answer. You can reply after reading it.

1. Funny eating classic anecdote joke, my nephew doesn't eat well, it doesn't matter how my nephew coaxes me. As soon as I saw it, I coaxed my nephew into eating it, saying that he would not be handsome if he didn't eat it. Sister-in-law agreed and said to my nephew, "Your uncle didn't eat well when he was a child, and it turned out like this ..."

She brought my girlfriend to visit me in a different place. I took her to the suburbs to play. When I saw many tadpoles, I caught some and took them home for her. When she came back, she sent a message: "I will definitely raise the tadpoles you gave me." Her comments began to explode.

3. Funny Xiaoming's cold jokes. One day, Xiaoming, who went to kindergarten, ran to his father: "Dad, Dad, what rises in the east and falls in the west?" "Well, is it the sun?" "No, no, five words!" Dad thought for a moment and said, "Santa Claus grandson?" "Wrong, five words! Just those five words! " Dad thought for a long time and couldn't figure it out. . . . At this time, Xiao Ming said: ". . . Stupid, yes, yes, the sun! ! ! ! "

Today, the master came to install the air conditioner, and I repeatedly reminded him to be careful and safety first. He said, "I can't see that you were still cautious when you were young." Don't worry, I will never give you any trouble if something goes wrong! " "Then I slipped down from the windowsill and sat on the cactus I had raised for five years. At that moment, all the voice-activated lights from the first floor to the fifteenth floor were on!

The second-rate husband looked at his wife with a helpless face. Husband: Wife, don't you love me anymore? The wife was asked inexplicably and answered: no! Husband: No, you have to put on a beautiful makeup before you go out every day. That's for others. You have to take off your makeup to scare me when you get home!

6. The class teacher, who has always been strict, is leaving. Today is the last class, and we girls all gave presents. I didn't expect the class teacher to be shocked when she received the gift. After a long time, he said slowly, "well, this is the first time I have received a gift since I became a teacher." I didn't expect to be so mean to you at ordinary times. Not only did you not hold grudges, but you also gave me gifts. I just want to ask, are you stingy? "

7. The class teacher has a bad temper. Sometimes when she sees an unnamed workbook on the desk, she always says, Whose workbook is this? I won't throw it away for you. Sometimes I frown and howl and throw it to the ground. One day, the headmaster came to the lecture, and there was an unnamed exercise book on the desk. The head teacher said softly, hey, which little villain forgot to write his name?

8. "Break up, don't break up, break up, break up, break up, break up ... break up". The girl tore off the last rose petal, looked at the boy sadly and said, "This is fate. Let's break up." The boy said, "It doesn't count this time! Give me one last chance, don't use roses, use this! " Then the boy took out a four-leaf clover from his pocket and handed it to the girl. The girl was touched with a four-leaf clover. "Don't break up, break up ..."