Fat rabbit knight-bedtime story

I looked in the mirror and touched my growing belly. I'm a little worried.

How about I tell you a bedtime story? * * * Encourage.

Princess Ilya and her rabbit.

Unfortunately, the old king was eaten by a dragon.

The old king loved his little daughter the most before his death.

Although the kingdom he manages is only a tiny place, he firmly believes that his youngest daughter Ilya is the most beautiful person on the whole continent.

Ilya is really beautiful. A pair of eyes alone is more beautiful than the most dazzling gem in the palace, not to mention her shameful face value.

Bud once caught a glimpse of the princess on the podium at the Ilya 16-year-old adult ceremony and was amazed.

He said: "The princess's face is like the melting ice and snow in early spring, and everything wakes up for it."

So in these two years, princes and knights who came from all over the world to propose marriage trampled on the threshold of the old palace.

But the princess doesn't like any of them. The princess only likes to accompany her rabbits.

The old king was worried to death

As we all know, the princess loves rabbits, round and fat rabbits.

The princess has her own palace. There are rabbits running around in her dining room, her dressing room, her etiquette school and her bathroom.

These rabbits are served by special servants, and even the bed in the princess's bedroom has rabbit dolls of all sizes.

The head of these rabbits is a fat rabbit with white glutinous rice. Ilya named it George.

George is a very fat rabbit, and everyone who sees him for the first time will scream in surprise. It's hard to believe that the rabbit will grow to be as big as a cat and chubby as a giant hamster, so that Princess Ilya can barely pick up George with both hands.

But George is not worried about his weight, because in the eyes of Princess Ilya, only round, fat and furry rabbits can be called lovely rabbits.

George is the fattest rabbit in the palace, so he is the cutest rabbit in Elias' eyes.

One day, the little princess pinched George's ear in bed again.

The old king said carefully, "Elijah, how could you let the servant drive him away yesterday?"

Ilya said, "But he is ugly and boring, and his eyes always look where they shouldn't."

The old king said helplessly, "What about the paladins in the kingdom of Prologis yesterday?"

"Oh, but he is too old."

"... the day before yesterday, the little leader of the White Bear Federation? "

"He is handsome, but he is short."

"... that ..."

"Dad!" Illya frowned and said angrily, "Stop it, I don't want to get married yet!" "

The old king walked away helplessly.

Elijah pinched George's long ears and muttered, "What a bunch of smelly men, they are not cute at all."

Elias lifted George's face. "George, if you can be a man, I will marry you."

George took a look at the princess, broke free, lowered his head and continued to quietly chew its carrots.

Ilya laughed, and the idea was ridiculous.

2. Battle of Longchaoshan

The war suddenly began.

No one can explain why Longchao Mountain, which has been adjacent to the kingdom for more than two thousand years, suddenly rioted, and the Dragon King led his men to attack mankind flagrantly.

Before that, although textbooks repeatedly emphasized that dragons were dangerous and mysterious creatures and Longchao Mountain was absolutely forbidden to human beings, no one knew how dragons were born. For two thousand years, people have hardly seen the shadow of dragons. They hid in the empty mountain of Longchao Mountain and lived an isolated life.

Some people even sneer that dragons are creatures invented by the church to intimidate believers.

Until Long Jun, who covered the sky, appeared above the palace, so that not a ray of sunshine could fall.

Most people got scared and laid down their weapons.

There are also knights who are not afraid of death, and they are called to kill dragons to defend their country and forge ahead.

The dragon sneezed, killed several people with a dragon's breath, stretched himself, blew several people away with one wing, jumped in place and trampled several people to death.

It turns out that people are so vulnerable to dragons.

The dragon king in the air slowly landed in the middle of the square in front of the palace, with a little dragon.

Its eyes are serious and its tone is dull and cold.

"At this time tomorrow, in this place, my son, the future master of Longwo Mountain, will come to marry Princess Ilya."

In an instant, everyone knew why the war started.

The little dragon next to him is wearing a funny black tuxedo with a bow tie around his neck. When it saw people looking at it, it scratched its head shyly with its claws, and its green face covered with acne became greener-this is a symptom of the dragon's shyness.

At this moment, an old man, an old king, suddenly stumbled out of the palace.

He shouted excitedly, "wishful thinking! You ugly thing! Even if I die ... "

The voice came to an abrupt end, and the dragon king suddenly raised his head, bit it down and opened his mouth.

There was a shrill scream from the palace, and everyone knew who it was.

The dragon king ignored the owner of the voice, and seriously looked around at the army in front of him, saying:

"If not, this is what will happen to all of you!"

"At this time tomorrow, I hope you will dress up the princess and send her to the square to prepare for the wedding ceremony!"

"Otherwise, everyone in this country is going to meet your old king in our stomachs!"

Say that finish, the dragon king and his son flew away, Long Jun disappeared completely, and the sun set again.

But the soldiers were silent.

The generals discussed it and decided to dedicate the princess to the dragon.

Sacrificing the ego to save everyone, others don't have to die, they think it is justice.

I can't beat it anyway.

Several soldiers put the weeping Princess Ilya in the dungeon.

The maids began to decorate the square for the wedding.

Everyone seems to be relieved.

"You don't want to treat us as ingredients, which is a good thing."

"... just a princess. "

3. The fat knight came out

Princess Elijah cried in despair in the dungeon.

No, she can't be called a princess anymore. She was betrayed by everyone.

Everyone is trying to protect themselves, and no one dares to speak for her. The soldier who took her into the dungeon and the maid who changed her clothes bowed their heads deeply, closed the prison door and ran away quickly.

Ilya cried until after midnight. She was so tired that no one paid attention to her. She knew that no one would come to save herself.

"Father …" Elijah muttered, her nose turned sour, and she began to cry again. "I wish I had got married earlier."

"That won't do!" Said a voice in the dark corner outside the prison.

"Who are you? ? "Elijah was pleasantly surprised. She didn't know why the other party would visit the underground prison in the middle of the night.

"I'm here to save you." The voice added that a chubby tall figure turned out of the dark corner. It turned out to be a fat man who couldn't see clearly.

"I'm here to save you," added the fat man. "I am a knight."

Although his figure doesn't match the word knight.

"I don't believe it. What's your name? Now the whole country wants me to marry the dragon, how can anyone come to save me! "

The man whispered, "That won't do. You promised me that you would marry me. "

"What did you say?"

"I said my name is George!" The fat man quickly said loudly and firmly, "believe me, I'm here to save you!" " "

Ilya was at a loss.

"You stay away from the door!" George drew his sword before Elijah could answer.

Cut the chain that locked the door with a bang.

He opened the door, grabbed Ilya's sleeve and hurried out. "Go, go."

Ilya felt that she was living in a dream, and a knight really came to save herself.

I didn't have time to think about it, so I had to subconsciously rush out with the knight.

Unfortunately, I didn't walk a few steps. No sooner had I rushed out of the dungeon than the sentry found me.

"Oh my God, the princess has escaped!"

"Catch the princess quickly, or we will all die tomorrow!"

The fat knight cut down several soldiers around him in a panic and shouted, "Princess, follow me to the outside of the city gate, where you are welcome!"

I saw this fat man. Although he was huge, his movements were extremely flexible and his explosive power was several times that of ordinary people. Three or five soldiers could not surround him.

Elijah was led by the knight by the wrist and walked all the way to the gate with his belly up, but he was stunned by the meeting outside.

That is a gray rabbit the size of a horse.

Before she knew it, the fat knight grabbed her by the collar, threw her on the rabbit's back, jumped up and shouted:

"Gray, let's go!" Princess, pull the gray ear, and be careful not to fall off! "

Gray jumped up, jumped out of five meters away, and instantly pulled the pursuer away. The princess only heard the sound of pursuers getting farther and farther.

She just came to her senses now, looking at the fat man with an incredible face.

"You call it ash!"

Ilya thinks the name is familiar. "This rabbit is called ash? ! By the way, what did you say your name was? "

The fat knight smiled as if he had relieved his burden, revealing his brown hair and fleshy face.

"I said my name is George, princess. Do you remember anything? "

4. The Rabbit Knight went to slaughter the dragon.

Gray is the most docile rabbit she keeps, and George is her favorite rabbit.

Ilya's mood is very complicated. It took her nearly two hours to believe that her rabbit had come to save her.

I can't help it if I don't believe it. After all, I have a rabbit the size of a horse sitting under my ass.

"So," Ilya hesitated, "so you can become a person or grow up?"

Fat George smiled proudly. "I won't. I don't know why, suddenly I can become a man and a beast overnight. "

"We left the palace after the war started, and everyone was displaced to Longwo Mountain."

"Fortunately, dragons generally live in underground caves and pay little attention to small animals like us."

"We found a plant there and ate its stems and leaves to satisfy our hunger. This makes us feel strong. Perhaps this plant is related to the source of dragon's power, so we call it "Gracilaria lemaneiformis". "

"It didn't take long for us to find that we have the ability to change."

Princess Ilya felt like she was in a dream. She forced herself to accept the story.

"Where are we going next?"

"Go to our base camp, my princess," Fat George made a less standard knighthood, "and meet our brothers and sisters."

The feeling of jumping on rabbits is not easy to get used to. Ilya clutched Gray's ear tightly, surprised and excited.

Gray ran very fast and soon came to a small village in the outer suburbs.

When crossing Zhaimen, Ilya was surprised to find that the village was crowded with rabbits.

Some of them are as big as horses, others stand on their legs in armor like humans, and they are busy with their own affairs.

They can talk, and they keep yelling,

"We are great rabbit knights! Preserved egg, you are too heavy. Do you want me to ride you? "

"Fuck off! Who told you to eat too much Chinese alpine rush? You can't control your body shape and become a person? "

"Stop complaining, we are invincible rabbit knights in the world, you two, get in line!"

George suddenly jumped into a bucket and shouted, "Guys, be quiet! Who do you think is here? "

A group of rabbits stared back at the princess and waited for a while. The rabbits were quiet for a long time, and they could hear the sound of the needle falling to the ground.

Until the princess was stared at a little scared, suddenly the crowd burst into cheers in addition to cheers.

"It's a princess, it's a princess!"

A group of furry rabbits rushed over and put their heads in front of Princess Ilya.

"Princess, princess, do you remember me? I am a preserved egg. "

"Princess, princess, I am a sausage. Touch my head! Touch my head! "

"Princess, princess, ..."

"All right!" Fat George clapped his hands. "The princess is far away. Let's send her back to her room to rest. "

Fat George bowed to the princess again. "Your Highness, please go to rest first."

"And we," said Fat George, with something shining in his eyes, "attacked Longwo Mountain while the dragon was resting in its den!"

Elijah was deeply moved. "But you are just a group of rabbits. How can you win a dragon that even a paladin can't? "

Fat George smiled. "It doesn't matter. We have enough mountains and rivers in China. As long as we are full, it will continue to provide us with strength! " "

Before elias retorted, Fat George turned and walked majestically in front of everyone. "Guys, Princess Elias has a gift of kindness and love to raise us. Now that the princess is in trouble, should we repay her? "

"yes! Yes! " The rabbits answered impatiently.

"Should we kill those damn dragons!"

"yes! Yes! "

"Are we invincible rabbit knights?"

"That's right! That's right! "

"The invincible rabbit knight wants to kill the dragon to prove himself!"

"Of course! Of course! "

"So, let's have a feast! This time, we should eat enough of China's mountains and rivers! Let us be strong enough to crush a dragon with our little finger! "

The rabbit group cheered again.

George turned around again and gave the princess another lame knight.

"Princess, please go to rest first. When you wake up tomorrow, the dragon will not exist. "

"Thank you, thank you." Princess Elijah was so moved that she didn't know what to say.

George said politely, "You don't have to mention it. Gratitude is a virtue that every rabbit should have. "

"When you wake up tomorrow, all the crises will be solved!"

5. The Death of the Dragon King

The rabbit knights were all wiped out, and only Fat George escaped.

George returned to the village listlessly, with black marks on his chubby body burned by dragon breath.

No matter what the princess asked, George kept silent about the details of the night, saying only that the rabbits were all dead, and he didn't even resist a fireball of the dragon sentry.

Speaking of which, George's eyes have deep fear.

But don't blame it, which rabbit can fight the dragon? Even if it eats Chinese alpine rush, it is only a rabbit.

Just a bunch of rabbits carried away.

Elias sighed and stopped asking. It seems that Zionism is hopeless.

When the Dragon King learned that Princess Ilya had escaped, he was furious and ordered to burn the whole country with dragon breath for three days and three nights.

At that time, the capital was bleeding and dying, which was simply a hell on earth.

Ilya clenched her fist in pain and felt distressed. Her people are suffering, but she can't save them.

After all, she can't walk into a trap. There is nothing she can do.

For three days, Ilya was so sad that she didn't say a word.

George didn't say a word, and he was often distracted, as if he hadn't got out of shock and seemed to be thinking about something.

But Elias is not in the mood to comfort George now.

On the third night, George stopped the princess outside her room, awkward.

George, what can I do for you? Elias asked coldly.

George clenched his fist as if he were determined. "Princess, I have another way to kill the dragon."

Elias gave up all hope, "oh? Tell me about it? "

Comfort yourself. I believe a group of rabbits say that dragons can be destroyed, and Ilya smiles bitterly.

"Princess," George said seriously, "when we were in Longwo Mountain, we found that the dragon seemed to be particularly afraid of the fruits of flowing water in the mountains of China. When they saw it, they would make a detour."

"After picking its fruit, we did experiments and found that it was very toxic, and the next day it could cause toxic attacks. We think this is the natural enemy of the dragon. "

George opened his hand to reveal a black emerald fruit.

"Now the Dragon King and his army are stationed in the palace. We just need to put the juice into the well in the palace. In two days, the dragon will die. "

As if listening to a joke, Ilya gave a wry smile and said nothing.

"Princess, please believe me!" George said quickly, "This time, there will be no mistakes this time."

"Please give me two more days, and I will return the royal glory to your crown."

Say that finish, George rushed out of the door, and Ilya looked at its distant back and didn't stop it.

Maybe my heart is dying, or I can die together.

Unexpectedly, George came back safely two days later.

It smiled at the princess and said, "fortunately, I will not live up to my mission."

The dragons are all dead.

Elijah followed George into the city in shock. When she reached the square of the palace, she found the dragon's body lying on the ground.

More and more homeless people gathered behind the princess, and everyone was surprised when they saw the dragon body.

The princess crossed the square, walked slowly into the palace, stepped over the dragon sentry's body step by step, walked into the main hall, and looked at the shadow on the throne.

Her father should sit on that throne.

I saw the body of the dragon king on the throne, and my expression was painful, as if I had suffered great torture before I died.

Next to it is a body of a little dragon with acne all over his face, and his expression is equally ferocious.

The princess's tears came out at once.

Revenge pays off!

Suddenly, a tramp behind him shouted, "Queen!"

Then, the homeless spontaneously called from the heart, and the voice gradually changed from noisy to neat, shaking the roof and becoming earth-shattering.

"The queen! Queen! Queen! Queen! Queen! "

George hid behind the crowd and looked at the figure in front of him with complicated eyes, awkward.

This is a happy ending at last, it thought.

6. George's secret

A restoration ceremony will be held in three days.

At the same time, the coronation ceremony of the queen was held.

At the same time, a ceremony was held to award seals to civil and military officials.

Ceremony officials kept Ilya indoors for three days and dressed their queen as luxuriously as possible.

They need to show the world an elegant queen, a queen with a mother device.

Ilya is also very happy these three days, but a little upset. She was worried about whether she would make a fool of herself at the restoration ceremony.

Of course, she didn't forget her George. In order to thank her rabbit for saving her country, she gave George the title of knight to protect the country.

For a rabbit, this is the highest honor.

The restoration ceremony was held as scheduled.

Ilya's success was handed down among people's cheers.

The courtiers sang, "When the Queen ascended the throne, hundreds of civil and military officials came forward in turn to hear the seal!"

Ministers stepped forward in turn, and soon it was our turn to protect the country.

George excitedly went to the queen, got down on one knee and hung his head.

Queen Elijah raised her hand and lit a ceremonial war on George's head. She said affectionately, "George, are you willing to devote your life to protecting me and this country, even at the expense of yourself, and never flinch in the face of any danger?"

George was very excited and repeatedly replied, "I do!" "

The queen went on to say, "I want you to be a knight to protect the country and stay with me 24 hours a day." Can you accept it? "

George said firmly, "I accept!" "

After the ceremony, George stood up and looked at the face of this beautiful woman who missed him very much. He couldn't help being in a trance and refused to move for a long time.

George, George, what's the matter with you? Elias whispered, "There are still many people waiting for the knighthood."

George hesitated, looked into Elijah's black ruby eyes and said bravely:

"Queen, I ask you to promise me one thing."

Ilya unknown so, nod.

"Ilya, please marry me!"

George was nervous and affectionate, and his chubby face began to sweat.

For an instant, the whole square was so quiet that you could hear a pin drop to the ground.

Li Guan two scared lost his knighthood watch.

Ilya seems to think she heard wrong. "What did you say? ! "

"Please you you, marry, marry me. . "

George seems to have lost all his courage and even started stuttering.

Elias began to silence.

There was a long silence until George thought the world was coming to an end.

The crowd began to whisper.

"This man is wishful thinking and dares to marry the queen."

"Who is it? It's a rabbit. "

"No wonder, no wonder no one is fat."

"Ha, ha, ha, you want to take the queen when you are so ugly, and you don't take pictures of yourself without soaking in rabbit urine."

"There is no knight in our country? Why is it fat rabbit's turn to be a knight to defend the country? "

George's warm face began to tremble. Although these sounds are very small, you can hear every word.

Like a thorn in my back.

George looked at Ilya hopefully, hoping that her princess would save her from embarrassment.

Elijah ended his silence and said awkwardly:

"George, you are just a rabbit."

"I am very grateful to you for saving me and my country, but it is impossible for people and rabbits."

"You are a good man. I hope we can keep friendship all the time."

Every time he said a word, George's blood began to rush to his head, blushing like a lantern.

"Dear George, come down quickly, the ministers at the back are still waiting."

George looked at Elijah in disbelief, staggered forward a few steps, and Elijah retreated slightly.

The etiquette officer came forward to protect the queen and shouted, "What do you want!" "

"Guards, guards! Stop this damn rabbit! "

George began to tremble all over and let out a wild animal cry.

It curled up into a ball, growling angrily and panting.

Its body began to swell, its armor was scattered all over the floor, its body began to grow long scales, its spine gave birth to bone spurs, its mouth grew fangs, and its back drilled dragon wings.

The crowd panicked. "It's a dragon, it's a dragon!"

George growled one by one, breathing dragon breath in his nose. He took a complicated look at the queen, spread his wings and flew to Longchao Mountain.

There are no dragons in the world, but the animals in Longchao Mountain ate Gracilaria lemaneiformis by mistake and accumulated the poison of Gracilaria lemaneiformis.

You see, ugly and fat people will not be loved.

the end