A spoof test?

Funny test questions need 1 urgently, and the accuracy rate is 98%.

Don't believe me! Very weird! !

Personality test: everyone can only make one wish to try, but don't cheat or look at the conclusion first! You will be very surprised at your answer. Our brain is like a parachute. When it is in the open state, it can achieve better operation. This is very interesting, but you must 100% follow all the instructions. Never cheat!

Please make a wish before starting the test.

Attention! Please answer this questionnaire in order. There are only four questions, but if you peek at the conclusion before answering,

You can't get a truly honest answer.

Now please read slowly and answer.

Don't peek beforehand.

Please prepare a pen and paper to write down your answers.

At the end of the questionnaire, you will need it to explain your personality.

This is a very honest questionnaire, which will tell you a lot about yourself.

Please arrange the following five animals in the order you like:

-Cattle-tiger-sheep-horse-pig-

Please write down your feelings about it after each of the following sentences:

-Dog-Cat-Mouse-Coffee-Ocean

Please think of some people (these people must know you,

A very important person to you)

Please associate these people with the following colors.

(Don't repeat names or colors)

Everyone can only associate with one color.

-Yellow-orange-red-white-green

Finally, please write down your lucky number and your favorite day of the week.

Did you write it? Please make sure that the answers you write are your true feelings. This is your last chance to make any changes. Now please read the following explanation: But please make your previous wish again before reading.

Here are the answers. Are you ready?

This will explain the order of many important events in your mind: cow, representing career tiger, representing confident sheep, representing love horse, representing family pig and representing money.

Your adjectives about dogs describe your own personality. -Your adjectives about cats describe your partner's personality. -Your adjective for mouse describes your enemy's personality. -Your adjectives about coffee describe your views on sex. -Your adjectives about the sea describe your view of your life.

Yellow: This is a person you will never forget. Orange: This is someone you can be a true friend forever. Red: This is someone you really love. White: This is the twin brother of your soul. Green: This is a man you will never forget.

The number of your lucky number is the number you want to send to other post bars, and then your wish will come true within a week, your favorite day.

Who has some interesting questions? There used to be a mountain. There was a temple on the mountain. There was an old monk in the temple. The old monk is telling a story to the young monk. What story is he telling? ; Once upon a time, there was a mountain with a temple on it. There is an old monk in the temple. The old monk is telling a story to the young monk. What story is he telling? Once upon a time, there was a mountain with a temple on it. There is an old monk in the temple. The old monk is telling a story to the young monk. "What story is he telling?" Once upon a time, there was a mountain with a temple on it. There is an old monk in the temple. The old monk is telling a story to the young monk. What story is he telling? Once upon a time, there was a mountain with a temple on it. There is an old monk in the temple. The old monk is telling a story to the young monk. "What story is he telling?"

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Funny psychological test: You race with a bear. A runs faster than the bear, B runs slower than the bear, and C runs as fast as the bear.

A is that you are worse than an animal. B is worse than an animal. C is an animal.

Oh, by the way, I hope you choose C, which is better! ! ! O(∩_∩)o ... haha laughed

Funny test questions and answers 1, topic: while ... Is he going to take it off or wear it? 2. Title: One of the children wrote: My left foot is injured. Teacher's comment: Are you a centipede? 3. Topic: The child wrote: After work, my father went home one after another. Teacher's comment: How many dads do you have? 4. Topic: The sad child wrote: There is a ditch in front of my house that is very sad. Teacher's comment: The teacher is even sadder. 5. Title: Another child wrote: My mother is short, tall, fat and thin. Teacher's comments; Is your mother a deformed diamond? 6. Topic: Watching children write: What are you reading? I haven't seen it. Teacher's comment: I haven't seen it. 7. title: prosperous children write: prosperous confession. Teacher's comment: Don't watch too many series! 8, topic: delicious children write: delicious fart. Teacher's comment: Some things are inedible. 9. Topic: Naive children write: It's really hot today. Teacher's comment: You are so naive. 10, Title: Sure enough, the children wrote: Yesterday I ate fruit and then drank cold water. Teacher's comment: a sentence that cannot be separated. 1 1. Title: ... Children write: Goodbye, sir! Teacher's comment: Imagination exceeds the wisdom of people on earth. 12, Title: Besides, the children wrote: A train passed by, besides, the teacher commented: I'll forget it if I die.

Ask for funny tests and jokes! Let me give you some hilarious diaries first.

February 30th, sunny, Monday, quiet and beautiful.

There is no sun today, it is cloudy, and it is raining outside the window.

Fortunately, my father bought me two goldfish and put them in the water.

It's so sad when you drown one.

Teacher's comment: I'm even sadder, but I haven't heard of February 30th, and I haven't said that the sun won't shine on sunny days, and you can't write a Sunday when it rains. Goldfish drowned in the water? I didn't know your name was shocking. Our hometown dialect is easy to pronounce as "I drink urine". Tell your parents to change it.

May 3 1 8: 00 on cloudy weeks

Today, the teacher left homework, called environmental diary. Everyone must

Environmental protection, not littering, besides, dogs in my community can.

Too much, too much shit, that's called a ... ah!

Don't learn from the dogs in my community and poop everywhere.

Teacher's comment: Is there a 3 1 in September? Can't you write a Monday? What impact does environmental protection have on dogs in your community? Can we poop anywhere? Your name is inevitably nicknamed and smells good. It has changed.

On August 20th, the snow week was 1 stone.

I am very happy today. Hehe hehe hehe hehe hehe hehe hehe hehe hehe hehe hehe.

I was very happy yesterday, too hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee.

I hope tomorrow will be the same. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Teacher's comment: Your diary hasn't been dried yet. Don't be too crazy. Is it too strong? I have never heard of snow in dog days. Why don't you change your name? I can't avoid nicknames.

September 1 windy Saturday

I found a pile of shit in the square and ate a catty. I put

My classmate Xiao Ai called, and she ate a kilo, too, and put her classmate.

The seagull barked, and he also ate a catty.

Teacher's comment: You finally changed your name. . Not as good as before. . . This pile of shit really carries a lot of weight. .....

The following joke

Something happened in high school. At that time, it was a fashion to watch the cross talk party at night. One day, when I was studying physics at night, the teacher saw the girl behind me laughing, and without hesitation, she snatched the cartoon wrapped in the cover of a physics book and confiscated it. The whole class exclaimed that the teacher was clairvoyant. As a result, the teacher said calmly, "I want to cry when I read physics books, but you laugh while reading them." Our class is messy in the wind. ....

Our leader's speech was particularly eloquent and rambling. Endless, the last meeting lasted more than three hours, and I really couldn't help sending a short message to another foreign colleague. Who knows that she set up the SMS automatic reading function, and a mechanical female voice came from the quiet venue: Is this product going to stop until it dies? .....

When I went to the toilet, a soft female voice came from the side: "My sister felt a little sick in her stomach just now. I think maybe she hasn't eaten yet. However, patience needs to be as quiet as tumbling down the river. My sister has always been very popular. Seeing her like this, can you give her a hand and help her tide over the difficulties? " "Speak Chinese ..." "Well, I don't have any paper."

Hope to adopt ... >>

Name test, all kinds of jokes. "

The funniest boyfriend IQ test in history, allow yourself to watch it? You said it was just a test.

It's just a little game,

Live for fun,

Increased feelings.

We share an interesting story. Let me start by saying that there was an English exam. As a poor student, I took the answer sheet directly. It happened that the people behind me knew me and said the exam.

Psychological tests will brush people, which is not so funny. Talent evaluation is an auxiliary tool for recruitment, but the proportion of evaluation brush is very low. Evaluation is more about helping interviewers better understand candidates than a one-size-fits-all test. Don't worry too much.