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Liu Neng’s classic quotations_What Liu Neng said_It’s so insightful
Liu Neng is an important character in "Country Love", played by Wang Xiaoli. Liu Neng is an honest farmer who loves petty gains. He is bald, stutters, loves petty gains, dislikes poverty and loves wealth, is stingy, but does not hold grudges, has a gentle personality and is willing to help others. He is a mortal enemy of Xie Guangkun and often bullies his in-law Zhao Si.
1 Do you get along well enough with me?
2 Liu Neng said: That’s what happened. I took a pack of cigarettes from Bigfoot and wanted to record it in our village committee. If Bigfoot won’t record it for me, can you? Make arrangements for her
4 There are too many germs in the outside world, and I am afraid that I will be infected as soon as I go out.
5 I just like to save people, especially rich people like you!
6 Compare which of these two fish is handsome, the handsome one will be tomorrow’s dish.
7 Long-term pain is worse than short-term pain, and short-term pain is worse than no pain. No pain is impossible. If you ask me to cancel the engagement.
8 I often walk around the kitchen, how can I not cut my hands?
9 Country, why didn’t you use your face to research body armor?
10 Life is like a journey, you may end up overturning somewhere
11 Do you know how much courage it takes for me to dial your number, but you turned off your phone.
12 I will work here tomorrow, and I will bring this month’s rations. Then I will move the village committee here tomorrow, and then I will move my household registration here. .
13 I am not a straw boat, so don’t blame me for your insults.
14. You are the only channel in my heart. The most annoying thing is that there are no advertisements.
15 Big feet! You are getting divorced now and the director is alone, so you can live in his house.
16 People say it’s hard to pick out the bones, but I can pick out the skin.
17 Don’t think that just because you have a tan can hide the fact that you are an idiot.
18 You are calm because you are not afraid of death. I am calmer than you because I am not afraid of your death.
19 Either cry or make noises and stay up all night, hanging himself with a bottle of sleeping pills and a small rope in his hand.
20 Zhao Si kicked the door. Liu Neng said: It hurts! This is ironclad.
21 Liu Neng said to Liu Ying: If you don’t bring money, you won’t even bring your IQ. If you only have a millimeter of something like this in my head, you’ll be able to do anything.
22 A capable person leaves, leaving his legs behind.
23 Liu Ying ran home crying for the first time.
As soon as Liu Neng entered the room, he said: How come the beating was like this? How many people were beaten?
Liu Ying cried and said: No beating, no beating!
24 Liu Ying cried. Liu Neng said: He, you are a damn mother, the same.
25 People in the upper class always like to do some obscene things.
26 Goose and goose, cut the curved neck with a knife, pluck the feathers, add a ladle of water, light the fire and cover the pot!
27 Don’t tell me you love me, I feel like vomiting after hearing this too often
28 Can you ever have me again, Liu Nengneng!
29 Liu Neng said: I have received this souvenir. If we don’t support this, we will be sorry for this hairtail, right?
30 Why are you so rich? Don't let ghosts push the wheels?
31 I would rather stop a thousand mistakes than let one go.
32 Liu Neng: I cried so much that I even threw you away and even my feet were gone when I walked back.
33 Before the countdown of my life, I only have these few wishes. If you can't satisfy me, I will never be able to open my eyes!
34 A bottle of soda and a biscuit. The consumption standards are the same as his.
35 It is the obligation of every villager to protect Bigfoot.
36 Let’s hold a family meeting. Regarding the temporary changes in Liu Ying Yutian’s marriage, let’s vote by a show of hands. Those who agree to cancel the engagement please raise your hands. There will be 3 people in one call. If you don’t show your support, you can Retreat? OK, passed, 2 to 1, the minority obeys the majority, withdraw and adopt. . .
37 If you lose your wife, you can find her again. There is only one mother.
38 Let the storm come more violently, and let those who are dating be soaked in the rain.
39 Don't come to me when you are bored, otherwise I will appear redundant.
40 Don’t compare humans with dogs. Dogs are at least loyal.
41 There are no ifs in life, only consequences and results.
42 Liu Neng said: The head and feet went together (Liu Datou and Xie Dajiao).
43 Yes, if you don’t go back, you won’t go back until you buy a bicycle, and you can’t cure Zhao Yutian.
Zhao Yutian took Liu Ying back, but Liu Neng said he would not buy the coat until he came back.
44 Every time you ask someone if they have eaten? In fact, I was starving to death.
45 Am I your nemesis, little nemesis? I won’t kill you until you are nemesis.
46 I am not a bone and cannot be chased by every dog.
47 Liu Neng: Take off that sign, as if I am really a bad person.
Bigfoot: If you are a good person, then wouldn’t the whole world have to be bad people?
Liu Neng: You see, you have brought me back into line with the world.
48 Zhao Si: If you want to commemorate it, I will teach you a trick. When you go home, brine it with salt for half a year. That will commemorate ten years and twenty.
Liu Neng: Yes, I will dry it and make it into a specimen. I will not eat it, but just watch it.
Zhao Si: Qian Qian'er, then you'd better just order food, otherwise it's easy to get stuck.
49 Have you never seen beautiful women? See ` see ` see. Where at home.
50 The pants were not worn out, but they were washed out.
51 Impossible, not even a bird passed.
52 Liu Neng said: What, do you want to fight? I won't fight with you. I would have fought with you before, but now I won't fight. I am a person with status, and people with status won't fight.
53 I will do something that will make you stare! If you don't get the money, you won't leave without saying anything.
54 Liu Neng said: You don’t have any rights, you can’t be impatient. There is a foreign saying, eat. If you can’t eat peaches, say pears. Xie Dajiao said: It’s eating. The grapes are said to be sour before they are harvested. Liu Neng said with certainty: That’s what he said.
55 Take the box of noodles, your sister-in-law is willing to eat it, eh? What about money? Deducted from 30 quick bucks.
56 Don’t leave, where is the money? Long and expensive to pay.
57 Still drinking! Not a college student either.
58 I’m not a rag collector, so I can’t let you be there whenever you call.
59 It’s better to be cruel than to tear your heart out.
60 My figure is actually quite good, fat but not greasy.
61 Are you Mr. Li? Do you think I look like an old man?
62 When I have money, I will take the person I hate the most to the best mental hospital!
63 Without the toad, the swan will be lonely.,
64 It’s useless for him to go. He has to go to an orthopedic department for this matter. He needs `````` and money. Then that hospital will give it to him. The law must be like this!
65 A pack of cigarettes, the same as on the table.
66 No wonder he has a bad temper, it turns out he is ill.
67 This is Liu Ying’s own business. If she doesn’t want to marry a cripple, I’m not interested. .
68 If I win five million, I think I’d better donate it to my own account.
69 Liu Neng and Li Fu said: Is this one time, one month, one month? This thing `````` delays work.
70 Your shortness is lifelong, but my fatness is temporary.
71 Helping others? If he is happy, then I have to cry!
72 It’s good for you to stop. Going aside is your only way out.
73 I will connect the dream again and see what happens next. Liu Tong's classic quotations from work to work_What Liu Tong said_Every sentence is insightful
Liu Tong was born on February 27, 1981 in Chenzhou, Hunan. TV program producer, vice president of Enlight Pictures Division, author on the Rich List of Chinese Writers, graduated from the Chinese Department of Hunan Normal University.
1. What the interview requires is a win-win situation;
In this process, job seekers should pay more attention to the employer’s buying points rather than their own selling points. .
2 To kill your opponent, you must find out his shortcomings and bypass his advantages.
3 We are the same person. If you choose the right direction, you are NB;
If you choose the wrong direction, you are SB.
If the person is right, but the direction is wrong, the whole thing is wrong.
Everyone needs a compass on the road of life.
4 We all say that the stupid bird flies first. The bird that rises early will catch the worm, but the worm that rises early will be eaten by the bird, so a very careless character can easily get injured!
5 We have always been unable to find the right person because we cannot change our wrong selves.
This sentence applies to love, and it also applies to you in the workplace.
6 There is an old saying that you can see through a mirror;
If you are beautiful, then your journey will also be beautiful when others see you.
7. What you need when applying for a job is a winning situation;
In this process, job seekers should pay more attention to the buying points of the employer. , rather than its own selling point.
8 There are only two kinds of love in the upper class: dueling or gambling.
We spent ten, twenty or even thirty years working hard in society,
and finally joined the elite and upper class society,
and then discovered that,
Except for love,
everything we do is dueling and gambling.
9 Interview reminder: It is best to prepare someone you admire, who is relatively well-known,
has a story and personality traits, and speak out at the right time.
It will let the interviewer know who your future target role model is,
what you want to do in the future,
you know the path from you to him How far is the gap.
The interviewer doesn’t want to hear what you have to say
I’m not afraid of nonsense like I’m willing to die for the media, I can die for television,
Because of the people who say this , most of them later remarried.
10 What we buy is high-quality and low-priced goods, not low-priced goods.
No matter who you are, don’t regard yourself as the capital of your choice.
Your monthly salary is 1,800, others are 1,200, and another is 600.
The key is that you have the value of being exploited. The more you have, the happier the employer’s unit will be. Country Love Liu Neng's Classic Quotes Can you have me Liu Neng again?
1. A bottle of soda and a biscuit. The consumption standards are the same as his.
2. Stopping is good for you, and staying aside is your only way out.
3. Protecting Bigfoot is the obligation of every villager.
4. Zhao Si kicked the door.
Liu Neng said: It hurts! This is ironclad.
5. Liu Ying cried. Liu Neng said: He, and you are a dead... dead mother, the same... same.
6. Either cry or make noises and stay up all night long. Hang yourself with a bottle of sleeping pills and a small rope in your hand.
7. I like to save people, especially rich people like you!
8. I will connect the dream again and see what happens next.
9. I will do something that will make you stare! If you don't get the money, you won't leave without saying anything.
10. Zhao Si: If you want to commemorate it, I will teach you a trick. When you go home, brine it with salt for half a year. That can commemorate ten years and twenty. Liu Neng: Yes, I will dry it and make it into a specimen. I will not eat it, but just watch it. Zhao Si: Qian Qian'er, you'd better just order some food, otherwise it's easy to get lost.
11. Liu Neng said: The head and feet went together (Liu Datou and Xie Dajiao).
12. Liu Neng: Take off that sign, as if I am really a bad person. Foot: If you are a good person, then wouldn’t the whole world have to be bad people? Liu Neng: Look, you...returned me...and connected...with the world.
13. Liu Neng: He even cried so hard during the filming of "Throw You Away" that he could even walk away with his feet.
14. Liu Neng said to Liu Ying: If you don’t bring money, you won’t even bring your IQ. If you only have a millimeter of something like this in my head, you will be able to do anything.
15. Liu Ying ran home crying for the first time. As soon as Liu Neng entered the room, she said: "Why were they beaten like this? How many people were beaten?" Liu Ying said while crying: "No. ...Fight, no fight!"
16. How can you still have me, Liu Nengneng!
17. People say it’s hard to pick out the skin from the egg, but I can pick out the skin from the egg.
18. I, Liu Neng, will have a great reputation forever, let you girls ruin it!
19. Before the countdown of my life, I have only a few wishes. If you can’t satisfy me , I can’t even open my eyes until I die!
20. If you are capable, leave your legs behind.
21. I am your nemesis... nemesis... little nemesis, I can... I will not kill you,
22. It would be 20 years too late. My mother would have given birth to me 20 years earlier. I can’t go back in this life.
23. Yes, if you don’t go back and buy a bicycle, you won’t be able to cure Zhao Yutian. When Zhao Yutian took Liu Ying back, Liu Neng said, "I won't buy you a coat until I come back."
24. Even the pants that were not worn were damaged by washing.
25. Do you get along with me enough?
26. Liu Neng said: I have received this souvenir, and I would be sorry if I didn’t support this matter. Is this hairtail?
27. Liu Neng said: What, do you want to fight? I won't fight with you. I would have fought with you before, but now I won't fight. I am a person with status, and people with status won't fight.
28. Liu Neng said: You don’t have any rights. You can’t be impatient. There is a foreign saying, eat. If you can’t eat peaches, say pears. Xie Dajiao said: Yes If you can't eat the grapes, you say the grapes are sour. Liu Neng said with certainty: That's it.
29. Liu Neng said: ...that’s what happened. I took a pack of cigarettes from Bigfoot and wanted to record it in our village committee, but Bigfoot wouldn’t record it for me. Can you make arrangements for her... Liu Neng
1. A bottle of soda and a biscuit. The consumption standards are the same as his.
2. Stopping is good for you, and staying aside is your only way out.
3. Protecting Bigfoot is the obligation of every villager.
4. Zhao Si kicked the door. Liu Neng said: It hurts! This is ironclad.
5. Liu Ying cried. Liu Neng said: He, and you are a dead... dead mother, the same... same.
6. Either cry or make noises and stay up all night long. Hang yourself with a bottle of sleeping pills and a small rope in your hand.
7. I like to save people, especially rich people like you!
8. I will connect the dream again and see what happens next.
9. I will do something that will make you stare! If you don't get the money, you won't leave without saying anything.
10. Zhao Si: If you want to commemorate it, I will teach you a trick. When you go home, brine it with salt for half a year. That can commemorate ten years and twenty. Liu Neng: Yes, I will dry it and make it into a specimen. I will not eat it, but just watch it. Zhao Si: Qian Qian'er, you'd better just order some food, otherwise it's easy to get lost.
11. Liu Neng said: The head and feet went together (Liu Datou and Xie Dajiao).
12. Liu Neng: Take off that sign, as if I am really a bad person. Bigfoot: If you are a good person, then wouldn’t the whole world have to be bad people? Liu Neng: Look, you...returned me...and connected...with the world.
13. Liu Neng: He even cried so hard during the filming of "Throw You Away" that he could even walk away with his feet.
14. Liu Neng said to Liu Ying: If you don’t bring money, you won’t even bring your IQ. If you only have a millimeter of something like this in my head, you will be able to do anything.
15. Liu Ying ran home crying for the first time. As soon as Liu Neng entered the room, she said: "Why were they beaten like this? How many people were beaten?" Liu Ying said while crying: "No. ...Fight, no fight!"
16. How can you still have me, Liu Nengneng!
17. People say it’s hard to pick out the skin from the egg, but I can pick out the skin from the egg.
18. I, Liu Neng, will have a great reputation forever, let you girls ruin it!
19. Before the countdown of my life, I have only a few wishes. If you can’t satisfy me , I can’t even open my eyes until I die!
20. If you are capable, leave your legs behind.
21. I am your nemesis... nemesis... little nemesis, I can... I will not kill you,
22. It would be 20 years too late. My mother would have given birth to me 20 years earlier. I can’t go back in this life.
23. Yes, if you don’t go back and buy a bicycle, you won’t be able to cure Zhao Yutian. When Zhao Yutian took Liu Ying back, Liu Neng said, "I won't buy you a coat until I come back."
24. Even the pants that were not worn were damaged by washing.
25. Do you get along with me enough?
26. Liu Neng said: I have received this souvenir, and I would be sorry if I didn’t support this matter. Is this hairtail?
27. Liu Neng said: What, do you want to fight? I won't fight with you. I would have fought with you before, but now I won't fight. I am a person with status, and people with status won't fight.
28. Liu Neng said: You don’t have any rights. You can’t be impatient. There is a foreign saying, eat. If you can’t eat peaches, say pears. Xie Dajiao said: Yes If you can't eat the grapes, you say the grapes are sour. Liu Neng said with certainty: That's it.
29. Liu Neng said: ...that’s what happened. I took a pack of cigarettes from Bigfoot and wanted to record it in our village committee, but Bigfoot wouldn’t record it for me. Can you make arrangements for her...
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