Do you have any short safety jokes? About 30

I have a good joke here

A county magistrate with a heavy accent came to the village to make a report:

"Rabbits, shrimps, pig tails! No pickles, pickles are too expensive! "

(Translation: Comrades, villagers, please pay attention! Don't talk, it's a meeting now!)

The county magistrate finished speaking. Finally, the host said: "Pickles, sausages and pickled melons!"

(Translation: Now let's invite the township chief to speak!)

The township chief said: "Rabbits, today's rice dog" Eat, everyone is a big bastard!"

(Translation: Comrades, today's meal is enough, let's all use big bowls!)

" No pickled melons, I'll pick up some dog poop and lick it for you..."

(Translation: Don't talk, I'll tell you a story...)

Taoyuan dialect is very strange. The final sound is very high, such as "bureau", which is pronounced as "pig".

First go to the Propaganda Department of the County Party Committee and contact the Personnel Bureau for an interview. Someone from the publicity department made an appointment for me, using the hands-free method.

Propaganda Department: "Hey, are you a pig? (Personnel Bureau)"

The other party: "No, you are mistaken. I am not a pig (Personnel Bureau) , my mother is a pig (grain bureau). "

I tried so hard to hold back my laughter that my stomach hurt.

The next day, I attended a county **** report meeting. Roll call before the meeting.

Moderator: "Which units have arrived?"

So the participants reported their homes one by one:

"I am a male castrate (Public Security Bureau) . "

" My name is Pig (Education Bureau). "

" I am a bit of a pig (Post Office). "

" I am a typical pig (Telecommunications Bureau). Bureau)