I want to watch China play in the World Cup. ...

These three jokes should be very telling:

1, God granted me a wish, and I said let the world be peaceful!

God said it was too difficult!

I said it would make the China men's football team better and at least qualify for the World Cup.

God hesitated for a long time and turned to me and asked, man! What is your first wish?

2. Three people went to see God, a Korean, a Japanese and a China.

Seeing God, the Korean asked: When can I win the World Cup in Korea?

God said: 50 years later, Koreans cried and said: I will never see you again in this life.

Then the Japanese asked: When can we win the World Cup in Japan?

God said: 100 years later, the Japanese cried and said that they would never see each other again.

Finally, we in China asked: When will China win the World Cup?

God cried and said, I can't see. ......

In 3.20xx, when an old man was dying, he said to his grandson with trembling lips, "When the children … wait … China football … qualify, you must … write … on paper … and burn it for me. I am also happy below. " The child said, "Don't worry, Grandpa, I will try my best to live to that day." Grandpa closed his eyes with satisfaction after listening to his grandson.

Decades later, in front of an old grave, an old man with a white beard cried and said, "Sorry, Grandpa, I didn't see China advance to the World Cup either. . When I finished, I fell to the ground and screamed! "

In heaven, my grandson met God and remembered her filial piety. God said I can make a wish for you. Sun Tzu said, "Let's sink the Japanese island." God says this problem is too difficult. Let's change the subject. Sun Tzu said: "Then let China football rush to the World Cup." God was sweating and trembling and said, "Bring me the globe. What's your first question? "

If the landlord has to watch it, it is suggested that the landlord search the spoof video of "China team won the World Cup" on the Internet. I believe this is the only thing that can satisfy your wish in our lifetime!

By the way, you can search online and look at the videos of the 2002 World Cup in South China and the World Cup in Japan. There are three fiasco games in the south for your entertainment!