Funny classic quotes that will make you laugh.

You are cool, you are cool, you drink water from the reservoir, sleep in the ancient tomb, your mouth flows like a waterfall, and your limbs are like sleepers. You think you are Diao Chan Lu Bu, but in fact you are an indigenous Antarctic.

Riddle: A night of flowers and candles in the bridal chamber. Guess the names of the five characters from Water Margin...Answer: Lin Chong, Shi Jin, Song Jiang, Ruan Xiaoer, Wu Yong.

Your underwear is similar to that of Bin Laden. The US military has targeted you. For your own safety, please take off your clothes immediately and run naked to the mall to buy clothes!

The first-class beauties travel across the ocean, the second-class beauties go to Shenzhen and Zhuhai, the third-class beauties stay in Shanghai, the fourth-class beauties wait in the countryside, and the fifth-class beauties are sent to labor camps!

A baby bursts into laughter as soon as he is born. Everyone wonders why he laughs while other children cry. So the baby opened his hand, holding a contraceptive pill in his hand and said: "You want to fuck me!" No way!

The first line: The name of the person I love has its owner; the second line: The person who loves me is miserable; horizontal comment: Life is miserable.

Love is music, first love is light music, passionate love is rock music, marriage is popular music, and divorce is pop music.

Wearing a hairless Caesar, holding a wireless phone, and sitting in a deserted Santana, people call me the boss of the beggar gang.

One cup and two cups, I will walk with a long stride, three cups and four cups, I will hold on to the wall and walk, five cups and six cups, I will not walk, but my sister will hug me and walk away after one pound of drink!

Campus version of Li Qingzhao's poems: I drank too much last night, strayed into the depths of the playground, vomited, vomited, startled countless men and women, and hurriedly searched for clothes and pants.

Twenty-year-old men are futures, thirty-year-old men are hot commodities, forty-year-old men are spot goods, and fifty-year-old men are commodities. Cherish your youth!

A thunderous sound in the middle of the night woke up Bush and shouted: "Quickly, turn on the light!" The bodyguard lit the candle knowingly. Bush looked at the heavy rain outside the window, sighed and said: "Afghanistan."

Hello, I am honored to inform you that your mobile phone number has won the first prize in our city's online prize-winning event, and the prize is 5 million yuan, please go to any bank to collect it with a pistol, password: "Don't move".

Handsome guy, I am eighteen or nineteen this year, and I haven’t found a girlfriend yet. People hold hands when we go out on the street, but I hold my left hand and my right hand!

There is no grass anywhere in the world, so look for it at work. The quantity is not much, not to mention the quality is not good!

The little pig opposite, look here, look here, look here! Don't stare at your phone in a daze, you look so weird! ? Hahaha! ! Funny things that make you laugh

You are cool, you are drinking water from the reservoir, sleeping in the ancient tomb, with waterfalls flowing from your mouth, and your limbs are like sleepers. You think you are Diao Chan Lu Bu, but in fact you are Antarctic indigenous.

Riddle: A night of flowers and candles in the bridal chamber. Guess the names of the five characters from Water Margin...Answer: Lin Chong, Shi Jin, Song Jiang, Ruan Xiaoer, Wu Yong.

Your underwear is similar to that of Bin Laden. The US military has targeted you. For your own safety, please take off your clothes immediately and run naked to the mall to buy clothes!

The first-class beauties travel across the ocean, the second-class beauties go to Shenzhen and Zhuhai, the third-class beauties stay in Shanghai, the fourth-class beauties wait in the countryside, and the fifth-class beauties are sent to labor camps!

A baby bursts into laughter as soon as he is born. Everyone wonders why he laughs while other children cry. So the baby opened his hand, holding a contraceptive pill in his hand and said: "You want to fuck me!" No way!

A certain doctor was always careless and once wrote "anal speech" on the medical record. The chief doctor was very angry when he found out and marked "bullshit" below it.

The first line: The name of the person I love has its owner; the second line: The person who loves me is miserable; horizontal comment: Life is miserable.

Love is music, first love is light music, passionate love is rock music, marriage is popular music, and divorce is pop music.

Wearing a hairless Caesar, holding a wireless phone, and sitting in a deserted Santana, people call me the boss of the beggar gang.

One cup and two cups, I will walk with a long stride, three cups and four cups, I will hold on to the wall and walk, five cups and six cups, I will not walk, but my sister will hug me and walk away after a pound of drink!

Campus version of Li Qingzhao's poems: I drank too much last night, strayed into the depths of the playground, vomited, vomited, startled countless men and women, and hurriedly searched for clothes and pants.

Twenty-year-old men are futures, thirty-year-old men are hot commodities, forty-year-old men are spot goods, and fifty-year-old men are commodities. Cherish your youth!

A thunderous sound in the middle of the night woke up Bush and shouted: "Quickly, turn on the light!" The bodyguard lit the candle knowingly. Bush looked at the heavy rain outside the window, sighed and said: "Afghanistan."

Hello, I am honored to inform you that your mobile phone number has won the first prize in our city's online prize-winning event, and the prize is 5 million yuan, please go to any bank to collect it with a pistol, password: "Don't move".

Handsome guy, I am eighteen or nineteen this year, and I haven’t found a girlfriend yet. People hold hands when we go out on the street, but I hold my left hand and my right hand!

There is no grass anywhere in the world, so look for it at work. The quantity is not much, not to mention the quality is not good!

The little pig opposite, look here, look here, look here! Don't stare at your phone in a daze, you look so weird! ? Hahaha! !

Funny quotes to make you laugh

Riddle: The wedding night. Guess the names of the five characters from Water Margin...Answer: Lin Chong, Shi Jin, Song Jiang, Ruan Xiaoer, Wu Yong.

Your underwear is similar to Bin Laden's. The US military has targeted you. For your own safety, please take off your clothes immediately and run naked to the mall to buy clothes!

The first-class beauties travel across the ocean, the second-class beauties go to Shenzhen and Zhuhai, the third-class beauties stay in Shanghai, the fourth-class beauties wait in the countryside, and the fifth-class beauties are sent to labor camps!

A baby laughs loudly when he is born. Everyone wonders why he laughs while other children cry. So the baby opened his hand, holding a contraceptive pill in his hand and said: "You want to fucking mess with me!" No way!

A certain doctor was always careless and once wrote "anal speech" on the medical record. The chief doctor was very angry when he found out and marked "bullshit" below it.

The first line: The name of the person I love has its owner; the second line: The person who loves me is miserable; horizontal comment: Life is miserable.

Love is music, first love is light music, passionate love is rock music, marriage is popular music, and divorce is pop music.

Wearing a hairless Caesar, holding a wireless phone, and sitting in a deserted Santana, people call me the boss of the beggar gang.

One cup and two cups, I will walk with a long stride, three cups and four cups, I will hold on to the wall and walk, five cups and six cups, I will not walk, but my sister will hug me and walk away after a pound of drink!

Campus version of Li Qingzhao's poems: I drank too much last night, strayed into the depths of the playground, vomited, vomited, startled countless men and women, and hurriedly searched for clothes and pants.

Twenty-year-old men are futures, thirty-year-old men are hot commodities, forty-year-old men are spot goods, and fifty-year-old men are commodities. Cherish your youth!

A thunderous sound in the middle of the night woke up Bush and shouted: "Quickly, turn on the light!" The bodyguard lit the candle knowingly. Bush looked at the heavy rain outside the window, sighed and said: "Afghanistan."

Hello, I am honored to inform you that your mobile phone number has won the first prize in our city's online prize-winning event, and the prize is 5 million yuan, please go to any bank to collect it with a pistol, password: "Don't move".

Handsome guy, I am eighteen or nineteen this year, and I haven’t found a girlfriend yet. People hold hands when we go out on the street, but I hold my left hand and my right hand!

There is no grass anywhere in the world, so look for it at work. The quantity is not much, not to mention the quality is not good!

The little pig opposite, look here, look here, look here! Don't stare at your phone in a daze, you look so weird! ? Hahaha! !

You are cool, you are cool, you drink water from the reservoir, sleep in the ancient tomb, your mouth flows like a waterfall, and your limbs are like sleepers. You think you are Diao Chan Lu Bu, but in fact you are an indigenous Antarctic.

Funny quotes to make you laugh

1. You agreed not to make me cry, but you fucking smoked me with onions.

2. I only drink pure water and pure milk, so I am very simple.

3. You cannot miss yourself, you cannot take care of your pain, you cannot get your results, and you cannot give yourself happiness.

4. The so-called surprise is that the rabbit you have been waiting for has arrived, followed by the wolf!

5. People who have traveled to brothels are still young, please use Huiren Shenbao.

6. Titanic taught me that I would rather eat instant noodles at home than spend my spare money on romantic cruises.

7. I feel like you are like two pigs, because one pig cannot describe your stupidity.

8. Sleep is an art, and no one can stop me from pursuing art.

9. Water can carry a boat and cook porridge.

10. We had a little disagreement: she wanted me to turn dirt into gold, and I wanted her to treat gold like dirt.

11. Apart from teeth, the most inextricable thing in the world is love.

12. If it is gold, it will always be spent; if it is a mirror, it will always reflect light

13. If anyone messes with me, I will change the avatar to his picture. Frequently I am on and off the line! Curse him to death!

14. I spend all my time losing weight except eating, and you still say that I have no perseverance?

15. If class is a hypnotic drug, Being online is a pick-me-up.

16. Each of us is a dreamer. When the dream is gone, all that is left is homesickness.

17. If a person is not serious, even his headache will be localized.

18. We must maintain the integrity we should have under very painful circumstances!

19. The function of the school is to do whatever you want, and it will not let you do it. What to do.

20. There is no fragrant grass anywhere, so why bother looking for it online? The quantity is small and the quality is poor.

21. A man is like Bluetooth. When you are around, he is connected. But as soon as you walk away, he's searching for other peripherals!!

Women are like wi-fi, they can see all the devices they can connect to, but will choose the best one!

22. Women’s fears: First, they are afraid of getting older and have a bigger waistline; third, they are afraid of not having pocket money; fourth, they are afraid that their clothes will be outdated; fifth, they are afraid that their children will not come home from clubbing; and finally, they are afraid that their husbands are too carefree.

23. Love without trust is like a mobile phone without signal, which can only play games.

24. Love is like socks. The more unpleasant the socks are, the more likely they are to stay with you forever. The more beautiful socks you like, there will often be one less.

25. When you lose love, you will gain experience; when you gain love, you will lose yourself.

26. Women want to be men’s treasures, and men want to be women’s mascots.

27. What is secret love, is to like but dare not get close; what is passionate love, is to turn a blind eye to a beautiful woman next to you; what is lovelorn, is to have tears flying down your nose and snot all over your face.

28. If you can’t be a bad guy, just be a good guy that makes bad guys scared to death.

29. Your advantage is that you are useless at critical times.

30. Promise to Chairman Mao: I will never pinch the flowers of the motherland again, I will pinch the flowers.